What the hell America?

What the hell America?

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I had a bar a few years ago and it really did taste like puke.

>yuropoors can't handle the taste of a little vomit
Sad!

so that's why when a friend of my sister come back from that country with chocolates it tastes like vomit

I assume you also avoid parmesan cheese because it's in that too.

it's an acquired taste

why would you put vomit in chocolate

>be american
>drink america alcohol aka. basically water
>get very drunk quickly cause you are a pussy
>vomit
>go to bed
>wake up
>sober
>look at the floor, it's the vomit
>yay breakfast!
>shit in it to give it some extra flavour
>get down on your knees and eat it like a dog
>get shot by police

Americans use their vomit to digest their food before they eat it, like flies or spiders.

Every time I think Burgerstan can't surprise me anymore, shit like this pops up

you guys don't?

not a very humorous post

>"Wtf I can't believe Americans like spoiled-milk chocolate!"
>he says, as he eats another slice of his rancid moldy cheese that smells like a dead animal

don't know why autistic snowniggers ever attempt humor
it's pitiful

There's a reason our traditional chocolate doesn't have milk even when it's meant to be consumed with it, ffs Amerilards you're right next to the source

Cheese is supposed to be like that, chocolate is supposed to be a sweet treat

>"next to the source"
>mfw another mexicant is WEWUZing near me
Cocoa beans are Peruvian dumbass

Mexican chocolate is so good, especially spicy hot chocolate, idk how American can be so awful

>haha how embarrasing look at them we wuzing don't you know it was WE who wuz

there is nothing wrong with what you just posted

That's fucking disgusting. Good thing I quit eating this garbage after I was 18. People with shit taste ruin everything. Thanks for the heads up

No dumbass, cocoa is Peruvian, chocolate is Mexican, you dumb fucks selected your trees as to actually eat the fruit rather than make a paste with it, it's literally different varieties

"The history of chocolate begins in Mesoamerica"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_chocolate

silly americans you suppose to put sweet things in the chocolate when you are making it not vomit in it!

WE

most of those posts are the usual misinformation "banter" of int

>he saved that pic
Maybe if you guys actually marketed your tears you would actually have a relevant place in today's culinary world because they're fucking DELICIOUS

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>Peruvian cusine
youtube.com/watch?v=kMtOkcQ_6jY

Why is this woman's dress decorated with skittles?

Taste the rainbow

Stop eating vomit

>it's not an acquired taste when america does it
>it's not culture when america does it
>it's not good if america does it
every fucking posting on this garbage board.

what other country eats puke though

>drink america alcohol aka. basically water
fuck you buddy, I drink liquor

One of the East-Asian ones I think

lots of countries eat honey

Hershey's is pretty awful, not gonna defend it.

>American compares eating honey to eating vomit
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

They eat bird spit in China, each country has they own SOPA

>be american
>named D´eshaun Zamboski Garza
>have to get my mandatory penis mutilation surgery
>take it like a champ because I'm a good goy
>Dr. Goldbergstein rewards me with LITERALLY FUCKING PUKE
can't make this shit up

Is there something wrong with that? That's your people's historic culture, don't insult it.

honey is literally bee vomit
Hershey's meanwhile has an artificially produced compound that's also in vomit
also there are people that drink shit, AKA kopi luwak

Peruvians are as related to Mexicans as Asians to Euros

>be mexican
>live in such a shithole of a country that moving to america seems like a good idea

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what if we combine bird spit with hershey's and monkey's head

>Sup Forums sopa

>hahah, those disgusting americans eating chocolate with spoiled milk in it

Brevibacterium linens is ubiquitously present on the human skin, where it causes foot odor. The familiar odor is due to sulphur containing compounds known as S-methyl thioesters. The same bacterium is also employed to ferment several cheeses such as Munster, Limburger, Port-du-Salut, Raclette, Livarot, Pont l'Eveque and Năsal. Its aroma also attracts mosquitoes.

That's different because America doesn't do that so it's not bad

No, it's literal, just inside Mexico alone there is that much difference between different nations
sciencemag.org/news/2014/06/people-mexico-show-stunning-amount-genetic-diversity

This is a food specifically made for a specific taste, yes it's disgusting, and I would never personally eat it. But at least it isn't made disgusting bit sold as something sweet and a delicious treat for children. And you still don't have a good argument as to why it's ok to eat vomit.

>>get down on your knees
>get shot by police
This is becoming the new "get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" non sequitur. I like it.

Why did you reply to me? I'm agreeing with you. Everything that America does is bad.

Why are you Americans so dishonest?

Most people don't buy Hershey because they like it better than anything else, they pick it because it's cheap and comes in larger quantities than most of its competitors. When someone wants to get some garbage candy they actually like, they generally get a Twix or a Crunch bar. Any chocolate fancier than that is generally reserved for special occasions among middle or lower class people.

Did I mention America is fat?

Our society breeds trash

chocolate is sweet though, all milk chocolate is sweet by definition, and it has theobromine and caffeine and other key compounds in it

Nah, you guys have a lot of good stuff, just stop trying to defend the bs.

>defend the bs
nobody is forcing you to eat it you retard