Alright nerds

ask a guy who has had over 30 girlfriends anything. im here to help u out

how can u raise 30 families

i have like c cup breasts how do i get a chick to blow me despite this obvious deformity

Do you have more photos of that busty mcghee?

Yes, I'd like to know why you type like a faggot?

Why the fuck would I come to you for advice on having a stable and healthy relationship Mr. 30GirlFriends?

Did you sing them the poo poo song?

Why is there a leaf on your flag?

Can girls be funny or interesting long enough to have good conversations throughout marriage?

What's it like having really shitty judgement of women

what the fuck is wrong with you that you have gone through 30 different women. Normally, a well adjusted adult has had maybe 6 or seven girlfriends max.

How old are you and why do you think this is impressive?

What is the most effective way to exterminate burguoise and seize the means of production?

Sounds like you're really bad at relationships. No thanks.

You're a walking, talking vector for disease and an idol for degeneracy. Why would I want "30 girlfriends"? I want one wife and one family, at best.

I have fucked 6 gazzillion girls
AMA

confidence is key my dude, once i was skinnyfat and still got mad bitches, although man tits are not aesthetically pleasing to a women, you can still do it.

as far as getting head, girls are mostly shy, i usually guide their head down on my cock, BE GENTLE. but they will know what you mean.

yeah cuz spelling n grammar is so important to women, get real nerd

I have 10K to invest, what stocks/bonds do you recommend?

How many ash trays did they fit in?

i have seduced easily over 100 women in my life, as per the 30 gf thing im talking about short term RELATIONSHIPS. i have xp, you don't, ask away

You are just degenerate if you think this is a good thing. If you had 30 girlfriends, you suck at long term relation ships.

OP is a faggot!

i think it is possible, but it's highly unlikely.

on the plus side, women naturally want to please their man and will adopt your habits and hobbies, you just have to act like its the coolest thing in the world.

i used to be a huge nerd and could get girls to play cs 1.6 somewhat well.

girls LOVE to be molded by men.

I have 2 cool uncles named Bo and Nate

AMA

I've had 39 girlfriends.
Let me help YOU out, OP

Kinda rare.

you're a degenerate plain and simple, you are confusing sexuality for intimacy. You have the mind state of a child.

shitty judgement?

all relationships i went into i knew it would be a dead end, its called living your youth retard

WHATS HER NAME PLZ OP

its called playing the field, the more girls i date, when i do meet the "1" i will know for certain its her get married etc.

nothing wrong with that

>30

that's not even that meny friendo

>im here to help u out

Say you started dating around 14. You are either in your 40's and thus a massive loser because you're on Sup Forums. Or you're in your early 20's like mos of us and have had 3-4 girlfriends a year. Talk about degenerate.

26, not impressive, here to help you fellas out.

what? all my girls LOVE me, just because i dont reciprocate the emotions doesnt make me confused you moron

Cool story bro...

Settle down, ger-man.

>dat comic
you fuckin wat mate?

I could probably get the same advice from a porn star, I'd rather ask an old timer whose been married for 60+ years the secrets to starting and maintain a lasting relationship

started dating at 17 actually, some relationships lasted 2 weeks, many of them overlapped.

dont be a hater, im here to help you overcome your insecurities, its not my fault if you dont seize the oppurtunity

lurk more

So you got dumped 30 times?

what the fuck

then why are you in this thread you dipshit?

you realize dating scene was a lot different back then, people found ANYONE and dated them until marriage.

with modern technology you dont have to settle for the girl next door, but go ahead.

live a life where you only know the feeling of one cunt. be my guest.

Were any of them attractive?

Why would we seek help from someone who failed in 30 relationships?

>in your 40's and thus a massive loser because you're on Sup Forums

mfw 20 year olds think the world revolves around them and their insecure egos

I'm dating a girl that is 7 years younger than me (she's 16) any tips and tricks?

Good advice, I'm only wondering because my current gf is kind of boring. But definitely marriage material, someone who would make a great mother.

Ive banged 150-200 ish girls with varying degrees of commitment. I'd say about 10 of them were my girlfriend. How the fuck can you have 30 girlfriends? Do you count every booty call?

>Taking advice from a leaf who has obvious commitment issues and low standards
Come on Sup Forums y'all can't be this dumb

i wont lie to you, some of them were not so good, looking back i am confused as to why i found them attracted in the first place.

but as they say, "you have to slay a couple dragons to get the princess"

how do you get one that is cute (not sexy: i'm not interestd in a whore)?

OP, are you bisexual ?

how come you didn't stick around with any of them?
are you a faggot by chance? or did you pick dirty sluts by choice?

I don't want more girlfriends. All they do is fuck shit up.

I want money. Lots of it. Women are worthless and just suck the life and resources out of your life. I want less of that.

Yeah. You won't be helping me out with anything sorry leaf.

if you raise a lion when she is young, she will love you forever.

remember not to go to her level, she is interested in you despite your age gap.

you lead, she follow.

OP is a faggot

I am a wizard of 34 years old, I'm here to share wisdom, ask me anything about how to avoid the mana leeching succubi.

Why are you asking this on Sup Forums of all places?

>How many X/30 would you say you were proud of?
>Did you ever fall in love and just deny it?

Do girls like nice guys?

If no, what should a nice guy do to get girls?

Should he try be someone who he is not?

oh ive been there several times. girls who loved to cook and clean like a traditional wife, but SUPER inexperienced in bed.

not to sound like a scumbag but you need to live your youth and explore. most girls like that are quick to form a connection and wont leave you if you cheat.

>bragging about being a man-whore

Enjoy your HIV you gross cunt.

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no. but for some perspective at one time i was dating 6 girls at once. most of the time after 18 i had 2 or more girlfriends on the fly.

all about balance bro

and yes, they were aware they werent the only one in my life.

I've read the ops comments and he seems like an average 20 something nerd coming off his first 3 month anniversary with his first gf, he was a virgin, she wasn't.

You can't fake experience, even oti

How do I acquire one of these mythical creatures called a "girlfriend"?

No one says that!

You don't have to slay dragons to get any princess, you fucking retarded.

What good did it do to fuck tens of ugly girls, just to brag about online?

A good looking one would be better off all this shit you stick your dick on.

How many STDs have had, have spread, and currently have?

Also how is life living with AIDs?

cute girls like funny guys, sexy girls like rich guys.

its pretty much universal.

not sure if its based on who they dated in the past or the kind of male attention they attract but it generally works that way.

Why are "Chads" so touchy?

Call out their bullshit and they chimp out, I'm trying to help you out m8.

That sort of life isn't healthy, you've deluded yoursef into thinking fleeting sexual encounters is equal to marriage, raising a family and being the man your womans and childrens life.

What Super Power would you NOT want?

>bragging about that many failed relationships

More beta than a virgin.

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How do I get confidence

What do the your/her parents think about that?

>2 weeks
>relationship
are you still 17 or what?

>relationships lasted 2 weeks
that's not a relationship faggot.

>tfw leaves

Women hate nice guys. They despise and feel zero sexual attraction to them.

You should start thinking with your penis if you want to get more girls, and drop the morals and high grounds away.

But beware, you are going to become a corrupted version of yourself, just for fucking some pussy.

It's fucked up.

innie vs outie stats plz ?

Fucking Chad, get of my board.

What std's do you have/have you had.

Do you find this graph accurate for men in that you are a more depressed individual, more diseases, and have an extremely high chance of divorce after getting married?

It would seem the depression settles in from expectations not being reached, sex ad relationships being emotionless and pointless, not being loved, and using other human beings as a means to an end of sexual gratification instead of treating them with respect as a child of God.

Absolutely degenerate.

i can honestly say out of 30 i would be proud to have married at least 10. but my standards are quite high, i have had several one night stands, but i didnt pursue dating them.

girls who made the list would have to be the ones with a good sense of humour, i think that trumps everything in the long run.

if you cant laugh together, how can you live together?

Why can you barely type English coherently?

So you're saying you're terrible at commitment and keeping a loving relationship going?

Maybe therapy can help you.

Game changer right here. Any tips on how to get quads?

NEVER try to be someone you are not.

many people give this horseshit advice "fake it til you make it"

also, there is a HUGE difference between being a "nice guy" and a kind person.

most girls who refer to guys as "nice" really mean, they are boring and do not know how to escalate sex.

if you have this problem, you have to develop your personality more, dont let women mold you and tell you what to do, remember you are the MAN, and she wants to be put in her place to feel like a woman, they all do.

The fuck could you possibly teach me, manwhore? I have a beautiful wife and a second white child on the way.

checked, even satan thinks you're a faggot OP

My mother met my dad when she was 16 and he was 23 and got married when she turned 18 so there's no objection from her of course (my dad passed away last September so he can't object eksdee). Her parents seem to be ok with it too, however we dated first two months in secrecy and it only came out when I accidentally left hickeys on her chest since she gets easily bruised. They took her phone and internet so that we couldn't contact at first, but gave it all back few weeks after they got to know me.

easiest way to get a girlfriend is to be active, have a good job, socialize, most of my gfs have come from friends or jobs, very few i have "picked up" at a club or off the street.

i dont have any stds, i dont bang whores and i know one when i see one.

OP confirmed virgin

become a trap

What deviltry of $Hillary are you trying to slide with this faggotry?

I know this is OP's thread, but is it tough to deal with the judgmental stares at Lithuanian Chuck E. Cheese?

>25 years old
>have had exactly 0 girlfriends

>Those who can't, teach
Sounds like you can't sustain a relationship to save your life bro.

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues

Iv'e had 40 I'll help you both out!

Yeah I'm not going to cheat on her, maybe that sounds blue pilled but I have boundaries. I would probably just break up with her .. I'm just not sure it's worth it. I feel like all the spicy girls have issues.