Character goes to a bar

>character goes to a bar
>i'll have a beer

>Gets bourbon
>On the rocks

That's the patrician drink you pleb

it's almost like it's an inconsequential line usually used in lieu of giving free advertising to beer companies

>character goes to bar
>i'll have a cocktail

>Putting cold water in your bourbon

that's literally not strange at all and I do it all the time

I thought thats what people went to Bars for. Well English/Irish pubs at least.

I do that all the time. Its normal here at least. It means I just want the standard beer they have on tap, which is always one brand of beer in this city.

>not having an in-universe beer company or simply avoiding a depiction of ordering a drink entirely

That's literally the point

warm whiskey tastes more like "alcohol" (hot in your throat) and less like whiskey (smooth strong flavor)

Even if you don't like ice you should add a few drops of cold water to properly taste the flavors of the whiskey

>character goes to a bar
>i'll have a glass of horse semen

Bunch of slacked-jawed faggots

Why dont you add a few drops of cyanide into your cock fucking fag

NEVER post in my presence again

>character goes to a bar
>"i'll have a beer"
>*pause*
>"and the other beer"

>"That'll be two dollars"
>*gives one dollar*
>"And the OTHER dollar"

>Character walks into a bar
>"Ill have a nice cold glass of milk please. Extra ice, and hold the lemon."

oh my sweet summer child

>whats plan beer?

>RUM!

Christ you're a faggot.

if you dont like whiskey just dont drink it you fagola

>Bourbon
>American """wisky"""
Absolutely disgusting

which beer? how much beer?

This pisses me off.
You need to say a specific beer or the bartender will ask you what you want.
You can get away saying a liquor because they will give you the well liquor.

>let's pretend we actually like the taste of that shitty hard liquor so ppl think we're classy

>german tourist goes to a bar
>i'll become a beer

if you don't specify you get a 0,5l glass of the house beer

>Character goes into a bar.
>"I'll have a Jameson on the rocks."
>Bartender says "all we got is whiskey."
>"Okay, and leave the bottle."

>i don't like the taste
>that means it's shitty

If you don't like the taste of dark chocolate, black coffee, or hard liquor you're probably a pleb

sauceeee

>Add ice
>it tastes more like whiskey

You J-just don't like whiskey!

>Nerdy character with glasses
>Glasses get knocked off some how
>Proclaims aloud with no other person present "MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES"
>Begins to clumsily pat around the floor while walking slowly
>*crunch*

>takes one sip
>leaves