Walk into library

>Walk into library
>gf sitting beside this gentleman

wat do lads? How do we even compete?

whisper that we should move away from the weirdo with the dildo in his pants

>I'm scared
Bitch,grow a backbone and claim your territory.

No way that's real

tfw have a 7.5" nbp x 5.6" girth dick that feels the best for most women

Nigger just took a dump in his shorts

Yeezy's are designed to keep the fecal matter in even after the most ravenous of fudgepacking sessions

Bigger is better and if she tells you dif she's either lying or cheating on you,prob both

Call cops

They'll "fear for their lives" when they see that thing

Console your beloved

It's literally that easy.

its real m8

Just switch seats!
Isn't that real gay of you to take a picture of some guy's cock, even if it's near your gf?