>Walk into library
>gf sitting beside this gentleman
wat do lads? How do we even compete?
>Walk into library
>gf sitting beside this gentleman
wat do lads? How do we even compete?
whisper that we should move away from the weirdo with the dildo in his pants
>I'm scared
Bitch,grow a backbone and claim your territory.
No way that's real
tfw have a 7.5" nbp x 5.6" girth dick that feels the best for most women
Nigger just took a dump in his shorts
Yeezy's are designed to keep the fecal matter in even after the most ravenous of fudgepacking sessions
Bigger is better and if she tells you dif she's either lying or cheating on you,prob both
Call cops
They'll "fear for their lives" when they see that thing
Console your beloved
It's literally that easy.
its real m8
Just switch seats!
Isn't that real gay of you to take a picture of some guy's cock, even if it's near your gf?