TRIFLING NOMINEE

TRIFLING NOMINEE

YOUR DELEGATES WILL BE YOUR UNDOING

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Little don from across the street. Lemme hold a delegate.

Pssshhh... Nothing personal... Dahnold
*Teliports behind Trump*
*steals Delegates*
I'm a real conservative Dahnold, your just a kid dude.

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Now edit the gnome face to be trump

Mr Trump, you have 10 new voicemail messages,

*static* *click* Hey, Donald, its me Ted. How about that debate today? Listen, about those delegates, just don't take too many of them, ok? Hahah, I mean, I'm not saying anything bad will happen, but, just, leave some for me, you know? Thanks pal. *beep*

*static* *click* Donald, hows it going. Me again. Hey listen, you didn't call back last time about those delegates. I just wanna make sure we're on the same page here. Call me back. *beep*

*static* *click* Donald I dont know if you're purposely avoiding me, but Id really like to talk about those delegates. *beep*

*static* *click* I just saw on Fox news that you've taken more of my delegates. I'm not happy about this Donald. Please call me back. *beep*

*static* *click* The delegates Donald, where are they? I asked you three weeks ago for the delegates. *beep*

*static* *click* DONALD IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING DELEGATES IM GOING TO KILL IVANKA AND RAPE HER FUCKING CORPSE. *beep*

*static* *click* Hey, Donald, T-man, hah hah, that last message, I was just kidding around. Everything is cool. Call me back please. *beep*

*static* *click* Donald listen. You have been ducking my calls for two months now. I just want to have a talk about the delegates. Do you think we can do that? Just us two, two smart, intelligent men having a productive conversation. We can do that right? Call me back. *beep*

*static* *click* I saw your wife today Donald. She was looking very pretty. I asked her about the delegates. She said you hadn't mentioned them. I want my delegates Donald. They don't belong to you. If you don't give me what is mine, I might have to take something of yours... *beep*

*static* *click* Donald I have Barron. Meet me, and bring the delegates. *beep*

First you get tha money, then you get tha power, then you get tha delegate.

YOU
FACE
JARAXXUS

HAND THEM OVER
RIGHT MEOW

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best I could do

Fabulous

Breddy gud

Bump

please tell me there is more of them

YOU FACE SENATOR CRUZ

DELEGATE LORD OF THE GREAT OLD PARTY

HAHAHA FOOLS!

YOU FACE NOT SENATOR CRUZ ALONE, BUT THE DELEGATES I COMMAND!

can someone one make one of him as a imperial guard HALTING Donald?

These are boys, aren't they?

can some1 post the vocaroo pls?

You'll never know :^)

Toshiba mitsubishi sushi sashimi delegatu banzai hiroshima Ivanka, Dahnaldu-san. NAGASAKI KAWAII DESU WAIFU, DAHNALDU-SAN.

Australia please, I need the sauce on those two, boys girls or whatever

Donarudo-kun~
Derigeto o tewatasu shite kudasai~~

>he doesnt know asanagi

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This must be so confusing for anyone who hasn't played WoW.

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This man deserves a delegate.

Hello, my name is Ted Cruz
I’m a 45 year old Canadian conservative (the only true conservative for you Trump supporters). I write speeches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my campaigning and studying superior American political principles. (gun rights, flat tax, border security)

I travel with my campaign staff every day, my superior platform is the only one that can defeat Hillary Clinton because it is backed by over a thousand delegates, and is vastly superior to any campaign on earth. I started my political career twenty years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American English fluently, both Appalachian and the Southern dialect, and I tweet fluently as well. I know everything about American history and the constitution, which I follow 100%.

When I win the Republican nomination, I am traveling to Cleveland to attend the prestigious Republican National Convention and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become the nominee or American president!

I own several business suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the White House, so I can fit in easier. I wave and say, “God bless America,” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Dahnahld I believe you have some dehleghates of mine