Yeah? well...fuck you!

>yeah? well...fuck you!

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>have fun with your herpes LOL

>being so thin skinned that being less attractive than Brad Pitt offends you

>They're not my friends...

How did he actually respond ? I don't want to watch it and see his fat soul shatter.

this long for a shitty come back ? come the fuck on

This

Those guys are A-list Hollywood stars they probably wouldn't fuck her if she paid them

Best response so far!

He said something like "I didn't come here to be insulted"

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My friends likes me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>runs of stage crying
That'll show her.

sad....

I don't get why he's so fat. He's good looking so he never had an excuse to let himself go.

Kek

...

Yeah he's done for. All of that stuff under his shirt is loose skin. He will never look good.

His nipples are ridiculously low too.

>Look you fucking French whore: you don't get to win. Not this time. I swear to fucking God, I will make sure that you and all of the smarmy asshats who are laughing with you lose your job. And you know what, after that, where will you end up? Working with A-list actors like me? No, I don't think so. Do you want me to tell you where you will be working? Here's a hint: you'll be disappointing older men just like when you were a little girl disappointing your father as he jammed his cock down your stupid mouth. That's right, you'll be what you were always meant to be, a fucking whore. Fuck you. This is my show, now. This is now the Jonah Hour, and if you don't like it, you can piss off you poutain!

That's how it's done guys.

why did she even trash him

Because she's a woman, and he's a fat man.

He's a fat faggot.

her thing on the show is talking shit about guests

>okay so should-should sh-should -sh-sh-should shoulda shoulda should *crying* should... should...

His beard looks like it pays alimony.

Because beta male shaming is one of women's favourite pastime.

>shou-should the guy, the guy with the 6000

Plase list examples of this 'beta male shaming'?

I think women go out of their way to avoid beta males.

i assume he can afford surgery for it

It's called a "shit test"

Women do this to men who they view as beta or non-chads. Always , and I mean ALWAYS, respond to a women's obvious shit test with something that would hurt her. Make fun of a deformity she has, her weight, if her parent's died even use that. The best response is to say something 10x harsher than she did to earn her respect and the respect of possible females that over-heard the shit test. Coming off as an "asshole" is much better and more attractive than coming off as beta or spineless.

Bollocks. The best response is to nonchalantly laugh it off.

>I never fantasize about you

>"teehee, user why are you so creeeeppyy. JKKK user, haha. But seriously you totes give off a pedophile vibe,,haha jjjjust kiddddding, gosshhhh hehehe"
>"h--he-ehee , y-yea your right stacy I do. h-ehh-ehe.

Why don't these weirdos spending all this time making these mental calculations just go to the gym?

>girl insults you saying you look 17
>laugh it off

okay casanova

People say this shit all the time like it's not an ideal alternative to being a fat fuck.

reactive, insecure and weak

lmao

>be comedian
>talk show ho tells a joke at your expense
>can't throw a comeback or even take the piss

Unless you're attractive that shit's not gonna fly.

Yep.

It just cements your position as an angry weirdo.


But let's be real, if women are dissing you to your face, there is something wrong with you.

lol. excuse me?
Girls flirt with me all the time because I'm good looking. The only reason I get shit-tested is because I'm skinny (I'm effay and wear top designer brands and trends and browse thinspo so I'm skinny by choice because it's the body type I find most attractive on me) and because I appear quiet (I'm actually giving off a bad-boy mysterious vibe). So as soon as I pass the initial shit-test by the occasional dumb slut, I'm basically IN there.

>woman starts banter
>can't take it and go full with insults

KEK

T. Beta virgin men

confidence is attractive. As soon as you show the shit testing female you have balls to stand up to her, you gain a ton of respect.

They probably think you're a faggot.

...

lol is this what passes for pasta on /fa/?

I would have said:

"Ha , funny thing is I was with Leo the other night and we had sex with better looking girls then you. Plus you look to old hag"

Way too long and autistic. An off the cuff comeback needs to be short but biting.

>(I'm effay and wear top designer brands and trends and browse thinspo so I'm skinny by choice because it's the body type I find most attractive on me) and because I appear quiet (I'm actually giving off a bad-boy mysterious vibe)

Yeah, the bad boy that could be knocked out by the light from a particularly bright full moon.

>you look 17
when you're in your 30s, that's a compliment, bro

>you gain a ton of respect
You won't 'gain' respect from insulting a woman, you'll come off looking as a creep at worst and maybe lower her self esteem at best.

Given that Hill has spent his entire career playing roles where he's basically shitting on himself, you'd expect him to be able to handle a joke better.

Kek literally a real life jerk store scenario.

>if dicaprio and pitt wanted aids from a whore they'd rather fuck your mother

I see your point but she also called him uglier than Leonardo Dicaprio and that is taking things way too far.

Terrible. Just makes him sound mad as fuck.

If I remember correctly he said something like WOW I didn't come here to get insulted by the local weather girl or some shit.

>last I checked dicaprio and pitt already got herpes
better?

>you're a jerk

From all the loose boob skin user

Had me going until the bad boy part.

>The actor decided to cancel all his publicity interviews following the exchange on live TV.

On Monday Fleury gave her Mea Culpa.

Speaking directly to him on camera she said: “Jonah, the problem is that for 10 years I have lived with you through your films. In fact Jonah, I really had the impression that I knew you so last Friday I thought I was just messing around with a friend, but the reality is that we are not friends.

“No the reality is that you two have two Oscar nominations and I have two videos on my YouTube account. You have made films with Scorese and Tarantino and me, I have made an advert for Spontex (a company that specializes in making cleaning products)."

There was no word out of Hill's camp whether the wounded actor had accepted her apology.

He was an unattractive male who dared to talk to her.

>well I'm a millionaire ,had sex with lots of women and will go down in history as a Oscar winner + legendary comedic actor. So if any thing I'm laughing at your expense you nobody French cunt.

Easy

too long and choppy wording

My favorite part of the whole ordeal is that 'oh thank god it's not me' look on Miles Teller's face.

Where do I go to watch the video of this?

>In 1977, Murray replaced Chevy Chase in the cast of Saturday Night Live. Though widely loathed by all he left behind in order to become a film star ("scumbag" and "asshole" being the more polite terms used to describe him), Chase returned to guest host the show. After a whole week of snippy remarks and perceived snubs between the two, Murray and Chase came to blows minutes before recording began. As recounted in the book Live From New York, Chase compared Murray’s acne-marked face to the surface of the moon; Murray in turn implied that Chase was incapable of satisfying his wife in bed. After the pair were pulled apart by fellow cast members, a "foaming at the mouth" Murray delivered what could be the most perfect put-down of all time: "Medium talent!"

Perfect example of a super concise but straight to the bone comeback.

>user gives solid advice on how to deal with women putting you down
>bunch of beta males get triggered

wow

Are you implying women find jonah hill as appealing as leo?

>no u

youtube.com/watch?v=UM12f0GBOx8

Sup Forums pls tell me if my comeback is shit

That's kind of more insulting to DiCaprio and Pitt than her desu.

>Murray delivered what could be the most perfect put-down of all time: "Medium talent!"
>source Bill Murray

It's rude to outright call someone ugly. There are euphemisms and polite ways of being an asshole that are socially acceptable, but I understand the nuances of conversation are often lost on autists.

>hahaha yeah, that's pretty funny. Uh, ha, you know what else is pretty funny? Uh, the fact that I sleep on a pile of fucking money surrounded by dozens of gorgeous naked women. How do you sleep at night? Huh? What kind of money do you make telling the weather? Uh yeah that's what I thought. Moving on please.

Isn't that the point tho? to act like you're not hurt by her joke you insult all three

Isn't that from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?

Did they stop after that or?
I don't really understand like wtf even is this shit show.

It isn't because either way you look like shit. At least if you're fat, you get to eat what you want.

>he thinks money = being superior

ha

History is on his side though. Bill Murray is Bill Murray and no one wants to be Chevy Chase anymore.

>implying
It's not the throwing shit back part, it's the two brain cell explanation that was given.

Uh, it does? That's why everybody loves rich people and hate homeless people.

It looks like the French equivalent to a morning zoo talk show or something. I assume they awkwardly changed the subject after that and started talking to Miles Teller.

Wow you set me up to knock me down with that one. Here was me hoping that when leo and brad come we laugh in your face for believing we would ever hang out with someone as low profile as you. Then again you did say it was a fantasy

>Talking about something that happened last year like it happened yesterday

money+fame does in fact make him superior.

Because even though it's been over a year no one here has been able to come up with a decent retort.

After his "Community" bullshit, I doubt many want to work with him.

>Sure, that's true. But have you considered this?
*farts*

Not in any way shape or form does having more money or fame make someone superior over others. Are you fucking 12

I meant compared to the French TV host that insulted him, not people in general.

We need to hold a séance with Oscar Wilde ghost to find a answer

see
it's playful, and insults her

"And I thought the French being rude and arrogant was an unfair stereotype"

That's racist

Ma'am, Leonardo dicaprio has been on a streak of bedding beautiful women. Why would he stop that with you?

OH YEAH? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

Had he actually said what he was thinking he probably would have taken more shit than he already is for it. Because as soon as you reply to that you're labeled as a butthurt baby who can't take a "joke"