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This show on Showtime right now is pure garbage. The dialogue is cringeworthy at best.

who's ready to get LYNCHED

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>I see mysteries as the truth itself; that they're the essence of our existence, and aren't necessarily meant to be fully apprehended

How to enjoy Twin Peaks and life itself, by Major Garland Briggs.

There is nothing good about it. Didn't Jim Carey make this shit or something?

Make sure to tell all your friends on Facebook.

Something really needs to happen in tonight's episode that actually furthers the plot, it needs some sort of thrust

i'm dying up here? nah it's pretty good, showtime is on point this summer t b h

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Sorry to offend you Jim Carey. Shill for your shit show somewhere else.

But the last episode was great.

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Best song in this series so far

t. HBO shill

The Leftovers is finished and GoT is nearing its end. What's next for your network, eh? You panicking?

We we see Maddy 25 years later??

>20 minutes left

^THIS
The last episode was one of the best so far.

I know, but I feel like too much time is being spent on Dougie, There's a lot more interesting things going on in the story than him

Ready...

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Stream starts in 18 minutes

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Rank the parts
>3
>2
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>4
all have been great, though

But I like Dougie

Less has to happen in tonight's episode, normies who want plot should go back to Law and Order SUV.

We're off the map here.

3 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 5 >>> everything else on tv right now

Yeah bro I know why you mean I just watched Twin Peaks for the first time last year and I was really hoping there would be plenty of coffee, donuts, and pie in this new season. I'm just not getting it all.

Thrust this.
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You guys got your gold shovels ready to dig through the plebs' shit?

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How much longer bros?

She's stuck in Missouri, Maryland.

2 > 3 > 5 > 1 = 4

I don't know man, maybe it's just that I never appreciated the soap opera stuff so much in the original series (more so on second watch), but the scenes that follow dougie have this very strained and tense feeling, like everybody is just about to realize he needs the hospital, or that Coop's mind is about to break out of it's prison, or that the dangers set up by BadCoop are about to strike, or that Dougie is about to to something weird and magic or get shanghaied into something wacky, or be taken advantage of.
They drag and are horrible but they keep my eyes on the TV screen every second.

So if Laura was killed then why is she in the waiting room? Wouldn't she be there if she was possessed?

I'll give you a "thrust" you insufferable lynchpleb.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY
>LE LYNCHED
>>>>/reddit/

You're a fucking idiot.

Also, your samefagging is blatantly obvious.

no doubt the FUCKS will be at it again

I brought this up in an earlier thread once: do you think the Lodge spirits might actually be fae? Think about it.

>live in and are associated with the forest
>live in a dimension that defies time and space
>have an incomprehensible sense of morality
>in the case of the White Lodge, they've kidnapped humans

No it's really bad. I gave it a shot and it's terrible.

I bet you didn't watch S1 & S2 first.

-Bad Coop breaks out of prison
-Good Cop leaves town, either because he remembered his old self or because of the guys who have been observing his car
-Glass box monster kills again

My money is on one of these

*5 was the best
*melded the madness of the premiere with serialized development
*shoved more dougie magic down folks throats
*bang bang bar scene w/horne jr and the showgirls in vegas moving weird while the casino guy gets brutalized are 2 all time lynch classic scenes
*ending w/windswept

This post is dangerously close to being FROSTED

Have to avoid tpg for the next 15 hours ffs because I watch twin peaks with my mum. in a bit lads

The Red Room exists outside of time. She is already "freed" as seen in FWWM, but since the past/present/future exists all at once they can do whatever they want with her really

I'm Dying Here is in its first season rn tho

the later episodes are better. i've seen at least 2 or 3 of em as part of my job and the pilot kind of pales in comparison. to each one's own tho

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I'm talking about I'm Dying Here. The shit show that's on Showtime right now.

wow you sure showed him. you're a fucking hero, user!

He's clearly baiting you.
Do you post this as satire or genuinely?
I get the "haha btfo normies only I know lynch

Fuck off normie. Your nihilistic desire for nothing but nostalgia and cancerous coffee & donuts memes has been REJECTED. Get Lynched.

Nah, Frost thinks they're aliens.

They could have given birth to the legend at least.

That's what I thought too. The thing in the music video and the thing from the box look too similar. I think about this song after every new episode. It's like Trent and David are trying to say something. It really makes you think...

If you have to ask...

Is there a /tpg/ discord group I want to hear what this garbage would sound like coming from your actual faces

>Twin Peaks Season 3 finale ending
>Dougie renews his wedding vows and takes sonny jim for a walk
>haha lynch is g-genius, you all got l-lynched!

what time does the stream start

They're aliums

Feelin' lonely, pal?

unironically nothing wrong with this

But dougie is literally all le coffee memes, I want more FBI and Evil Dale shit

yfw Coop doesn't return to twin peaks until episode 17

yfw most residents just make cameos in the finale

discord is for fags

>normie
>nihilistic
>nostalgia
>cancerous
>Lynched
my god, that's full house, YOU JUST WON SHITPOST BINGO

He wants to see men's faces instead of watching Lynch kino. Sad!

>I want
oh the ironing

I'd like to see a buncha thrusting

Twin Peaks season 3 is the MGSV of tv shows

I'm just trying to discourage him

>implying there is literally anything I would like more than that

>Dougie renews his wedding vows and takes sonny jim for a walk
not seeing what would be wrong with this t b h. dooper deserves happiness.

Is BG streaming Twin Peaks tonight?

Who tryna get LYNCHED

All I know is I'm Dying Up Here is the worst show of the decade.

>when someone asks you why there's 2 Coopers
>if "the one married to naomi watts" is dead

Becky dies

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>will literally bend over and let Lynch fuck him in the ass and thank him for it
>"At least I'm not on Reddit!"

would not be shocked if coop ends the show going home with janey-e and the kid either

I want to be David :(

aliens were just one explanation the govt had for unexplained events.

the book implies they're not aliens but ancient spirits who have always been here.

>yfw Nixon and Jackie Gleason saw a glass box portal

drink enough caffeine to give a camel a heart attack while smoking 2 packs a day

and don't die.

easy :)

>not wanting Cooper to naturally fall in love with Janey-E and have his story end with him taking his new family to live with him in Twin Peaks
Take a look at this tremendous faggot.

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I'm still confused by Mike eating Garmonbozia in FWWM.
He clearly has the one arm so he's been saved by the angel right? Why the fuck did was he eating Garmonbozia then?

This holy shit
>Dude sucking docks lmao
God I hate women

JUST ONE LIL EGG ROLL

How would Lynch fuck himself in the ass? What the hell are you trying to say?

Season 1 & 2 Shelly

or

Season 3 Shelly?

Streaming season 3 live starts in 4 minutes

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So how are they going to handle Bob since the actor is dead? Will he have a true form that looks like the monster in the glass box? Or is cooper the new Bob entirely?

When he was looking in the mirror it seemed like Bob didn't become evil Coop, he just resides within him.

>I'm Dying Up Here
>the female comedian cannot make any comedy so she resorts to jokes about sucking cock

????

one of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

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they are kinda implied to be tengus in fwwm