Thoughts on 5'11 Jonah Hill?

Thoughts on 5'11 Jonah Hill?

>thin again

Imagine what the skin on his torso looks like.

Fuck I thought that was Zack Snyder at first.

Fat Jonah hill had success. Skinny Jonah hill is a sack of shit.

Damn he looks so different' without 40 pounds of fat in his face. Shame that he's only funny when he's fat

Jonah hill is like 5'8 tops

no roles now lmao

whit boi knows his place, he'll prep dat BBC

how can manlets compete?

You just know that some producer hates him and is telling all of his friends to only hire him for a role if he gains 50 pounds to look the part.

yet still fucked up knees

no, he's 5'11" and Shaq is 6'2"

If you read Shaq's face it says " look at this ugly little mother fucker, I mean, can you believe how ugly this nigga am?? sheeeeeeeit"

damn is this the new BLACKED?

He looks like he is 50 years old in that picture.

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>nigga am

I'm dying

Shaq looks like he's about to adopt a rescue chihuahua/pug breed or something.

People with thin weasel faces actually look better when they're fat.

some people honestly looks better as fat, like jonah hill. From cute and loveable chubby, to sickly thin creep/nerd.

also why is that fit people always goes from fat to dyel to auschwitz, you already have the fat so just lower your bmi % a bit and build some muscles

How big do you think shaqs dick is?

Supposedly Jonah Hill is 5'7" and Shaq is 7'1" which would mean that from the top of jonah's jew curl to Shaq's overripe coconut is only a foot and half. Doesn't seem possible.

I wonder if Shaq gets tired of taking pictures with literally everybody.

He's a celebrity, so he loves it.

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Bigger than average, but looks proportionately small

You speak as though you've seen it.

Also, imagine what it looks like when he fucks his girlfriend.

>not "am dying"
you had one chance

he's rich you retard he can just have it removed

Kek

I bet kids to him are like smurfs and that chick is like an 8 year old

jonah hill the jewish cancer victim sex slave midget lies about his height hes 5'5 AT BEST

shaq looks like he could palm his head and lift him up

Yet he's getting rejected by women way hotter than the ones rejecting you.

>7'1
The fuck
Not even a contest, he doesn't even need to dunk the ball. Anyone against him is fucked

He has a wide face, he'd look more proportionate and better if he bulked instead of just losing pure fat through cardio.

height doesn't guarantee a big dick
I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis

ugh

/fa/ here. Men need to stick with neutral colors and stop going for bright shit that makes them look ugly af

>I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis

You now realize basketball isn't a real sport.

Are esports the ultimate level playing field competition?

he's dating hoopz? nicely done shaq

no because asians exist

Ha. Ur from /fa/ and afraid to stand out. That's a whole new level of faggotry.

Asians succeed at esports because they invest absurd levels hours into a game.

That's why the top north american starcraft and an upper level street fighter player are trannies. People who were allowed to spend far too much time at a single game.

How tiny?

He might get tired of it then remember that it's basically his job now since he's too old for anything else.

WE

only 6 inches

lol what a microdick

mines 6 inches too.....from the floor

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must suck being a midget

He's a big guy

Did you get your legs blown off in 'nam? Is that you lt. Dan?

wouldn't know, I'll consult with your dad to find out

Nah. Got my third leg blown by your mom though. Shit was cash.

>Dan
>not using Cotton Hill
amateur

As somebody who is freakishly tall, it doesn't always work that way. My dick is slightly above average but because my torso and legs are massive it looks like a baby carrot and two grapes

The guy who has (had?) the ocarina of time speedrun world record is a tranny too, what the fuck man

Jonah Hill looks so fucking goofy skinny. I like him fat and porky.

im starting to think that Sup Forums has a weird fixation with blacks and wants to be taken by a huge big ass black man

Nope. Pic related. It's me.

Is that cock lesnar?

Lmao that manlet looks like he's going to pop

that's how tall guys dicks work
theyre bigger, but not proportionately bigger