Thoughts on 5'11 Jonah Hill?
Thoughts on 5'11 Jonah Hill?
>thin again
Imagine what the skin on his torso looks like.
Fuck I thought that was Zack Snyder at first.
Fat Jonah hill had success. Skinny Jonah hill is a sack of shit.
Damn he looks so different' without 40 pounds of fat in his face. Shame that he's only funny when he's fat
Jonah hill is like 5'8 tops
no roles now lmao
whit boi knows his place, he'll prep dat BBC
how can manlets compete?
You just know that some producer hates him and is telling all of his friends to only hire him for a role if he gains 50 pounds to look the part.
yet still fucked up knees
no, he's 5'11" and Shaq is 6'2"
If you read Shaq's face it says " look at this ugly little mother fucker, I mean, can you believe how ugly this nigga am?? sheeeeeeeit"
damn is this the new BLACKED?
He looks like he is 50 years old in that picture.
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>nigga am
I'm dying
Shaq looks like he's about to adopt a rescue chihuahua/pug breed or something.
People with thin weasel faces actually look better when they're fat.
some people honestly looks better as fat, like jonah hill. From cute and loveable chubby, to sickly thin creep/nerd.
also why is that fit people always goes from fat to dyel to auschwitz, you already have the fat so just lower your bmi % a bit and build some muscles
How big do you think shaqs dick is?
Supposedly Jonah Hill is 5'7" and Shaq is 7'1" which would mean that from the top of jonah's jew curl to Shaq's overripe coconut is only a foot and half. Doesn't seem possible.
I wonder if Shaq gets tired of taking pictures with literally everybody.
He's a celebrity, so he loves it.
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Bigger than average, but looks proportionately small
You speak as though you've seen it.
Also, imagine what it looks like when he fucks his girlfriend.
>not "am dying"
you had one chance
he's rich you retard he can just have it removed
Kek
I bet kids to him are like smurfs and that chick is like an 8 year old
jonah hill the jewish cancer victim sex slave midget lies about his height hes 5'5 AT BEST
shaq looks like he could palm his head and lift him up
Yet he's getting rejected by women way hotter than the ones rejecting you.
>7'1
The fuck
Not even a contest, he doesn't even need to dunk the ball. Anyone against him is fucked
He has a wide face, he'd look more proportionate and better if he bulked instead of just losing pure fat through cardio.
height doesn't guarantee a big dick
I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis
ugh
/fa/ here. Men need to stick with neutral colors and stop going for bright shit that makes them look ugly af
>I'm 6'7" with size 13 shoes and have a tiny penis
You now realize basketball isn't a real sport.
Are esports the ultimate level playing field competition?
he's dating hoopz? nicely done shaq
no because asians exist
Ha. Ur from /fa/ and afraid to stand out. That's a whole new level of faggotry.
Asians succeed at esports because they invest absurd levels hours into a game.
That's why the top north american starcraft and an upper level street fighter player are trannies. People who were allowed to spend far too much time at a single game.
How tiny?
He might get tired of it then remember that it's basically his job now since he's too old for anything else.
WE
only 6 inches
lol what a microdick
mines 6 inches too.....from the floor
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must suck being a midget
He's a big guy
Did you get your legs blown off in 'nam? Is that you lt. Dan?
wouldn't know, I'll consult with your dad to find out
Nah. Got my third leg blown by your mom though. Shit was cash.
>Dan
>not using Cotton Hill
amateur
As somebody who is freakishly tall, it doesn't always work that way. My dick is slightly above average but because my torso and legs are massive it looks like a baby carrot and two grapes
The guy who has (had?) the ocarina of time speedrun world record is a tranny too, what the fuck man
Jonah Hill looks so fucking goofy skinny. I like him fat and porky.
im starting to think that Sup Forums has a weird fixation with blacks and wants to be taken by a huge big ass black man
Nope. Pic related. It's me.
Is that cock lesnar?
Lmao that manlet looks like he's going to pop
that's how tall guys dicks work
theyre bigger, but not proportionately bigger