Hey guys,
Long story short, my girlfriend is studying is AUS over the summer and I received a mysterious text earlier today. It was a video text from an unkown number, the video opens with her laughing into the camara and quickly ends as someone yells "I'm gonna root your sheila". I haven't heard from her since but was curious if any aussie anons could help me with the lingo. You don't have to beat around the bush either, I am familiar with bogans and marmite.
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matey she got fucked hard, cunt, better dump your girlie, cunt.
'I'm going to penetrate your girl'
>be op
>get cucked
>pretend like you dont know youre getting cucked
>ask for translation of the cucking situation
OP just kys already you attention whore
Rooting is fucking.
Sheila is girl.
Some bloke is bouncing his cock off your girl's cervix like a kangaroo right now.
He clearly got your number and thought it would be funny to tell you first. She was laughing thinking he was joking about sending it to you.
He wasn't.
is she going to be ok??
If she's pic related, he's going to have half his body in there before she feels it.
shes probably been fucked hard by chad thundercock and is still squirting in orgasmic bliss all over the didgereedoo as we speak
soz user
She will be fine after you forgive her and agree to pay for her abortion.
a fine kek, faggot
what the fuck question is this?
you're getting cucked
"your gf" is cheating on you (like she usually does)
Root = Fuck
Sheila = Girl
You are a cuck, congratulations.
>it took him until after his wife was fucked to realize what he was jacking off too
fucking retard lmfao
>If she's pic related
>Not knowging the wife of the king of cu/ck/
thanks
I plan on asking her and she can't help being super honest in person
DELET THSI
call your gf she cant uncuck you
>she but dialed your phone internationally
Skeptical.
Meant OPs pic.
brb sudoku.
god that is the best little reddit side bar picture ever. dying from laughter of the cucked alien.
she did not it was a strangeman
why would u save this on ur hardrive
The woman on OP's pic is the wife of the king of cu/ck/ though.
Fun to save stuff that breaks people inside
I rarely venture outside of Sup Forums
Don't listen to all these guys op, 'rooting' someone in Australia means they're going to take them under their wing and help them get rooted into the culture and country.
Sheila is just slang for 'loving partner's
Hes just letting you know she'll be taken care of, she's in good hands with us
*in best jack jr accent I can manage*
"I love you dad, $5 off harrys razors starter sets"
Ya missus is a mole and is bumpin uglies with some yobbo cunt.
>inb4 OP falls for "it's just a prank" excuse
'Root' is kind of translated to 'help' in Australian and 'Sheila' is referring to your woman. I can only assume the gentleman is assisting with her studies. Best of luck.
Vouch. In Sydney, it means she will be taken to kings cross(Religious capital here) and they will have a religious ceremony where she is baptised by all the men, meaning she is now part of the community and can partake in choosing someone to 'take her under another's wing' as user put it.
thankyou for the input, it is good to know a fellow anglo will treat u not like a nigger
you trying to beat the strayans at their own game?
>taking anything an aussie says seriously
>he thinks his gf is not getting aussied
>root
Sex
>Sheila
Woman
>Your
Cucked by an Aussie
Are you blessed or cursed? We'll never know.
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Enjoy more Ja/ck/.
>His son openly admited that Jack only cooks when he is recording his videos and they mostly eat outside
>studied Australian culture on burmese grip tape forums for >10 years
fuck off dane
Breh, breh, breh...if your girl leaves you to travel halfway around the globe to "study" it´s cuz she miss fucking other dudes
My friend´s gf is about to do the same, dunno if i should redpill him too
Don´t shoot the messenger
>he believed it
what if I told you she has a huge passion for aboriginie culture and she wants to find the missing link
Well obviously she has ulterior motives, do you even into gf?
UPDATE
she has texted me back and everything is OK
A joke video was sent very very early this morning but she is confirmed safe
It means he's gonna boomerang her snatch mate
Source: many years watching Home and Away
the only place she'll find that is in her belly user