Long story short, my girlfriend is studying is AUS over the summer and I received a mysterious text earlier today. It was a video text from an unkown number, the video opens with her laughing into the camara and quickly ends as someone yells "I'm gonna root your sheila". I haven't heard from her since but was curious if any aussie anons could help me with the lingo. You don't have to beat around the bush either, I am familiar with bogans and marmite.
matey she got fucked hard, cunt, better dump your girlie, cunt.
Easton Kelly
'I'm going to penetrate your girl'
Gavin Bell
>be op >get cucked >pretend like you dont know youre getting cucked >ask for translation of the cucking situation OP just kys already you attention whore
Nolan Morales
Rooting is fucking. Sheila is girl. Some bloke is bouncing his cock off your girl's cervix like a kangaroo right now. He clearly got your number and thought it would be funny to tell you first. She was laughing thinking he was joking about sending it to you.
He wasn't.
Christian Foster
is she going to be ok??
William Russell
If she's pic related, he's going to have half his body in there before she feels it.
Christopher Wright
shes probably been fucked hard by chad thundercock and is still squirting in orgasmic bliss all over the didgereedoo as we speak
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Lincoln Hughes
She will be fine after you forgive her and agree to pay for her abortion.