/ausnz/

pls no bulli edition

good edition

*rapes you*
hehe epik betrayal kiddo
that's for saying I couldn't dom!

Let's have a nice friendly thread fellas

Bulli is BAD

dont rape people

Too late

MY WRISTS HURTS AAAAAH

I can see that...

fine then, do your worse

I bet Singapore makes a better dom than you
why is that girl breaking in?

sorry...
you can smack me if you want as punishment

because it wants to hug you
WHAT DID YOU DO AAAHH

?
Sorry, my English(and grammar) is very poor.
I can't write English....
I wanna lick girls's armpits. (Is this correct???)

Yes that is correct desu. Good job!

dammint I need to pee, why does this keep happening?
oh, isn't that illegal though?

*smacks you*
You'll learn not to do that.

AAAAAAAAH I DON'T KNOW BUT IT HURTS AAAAAAAAH.

I-I want someone to rub it softly desu.

That's just going to encourage him even more

>why does this keep happening?
Maybe you should stop drinking water

t-thanks
I mean, yes! I won't do it again

for little cute anime girls nothing is illegal
lewd
hmm... who could possibly do that?

So I should drink other kinds of fluids?

Yes
My pee to be precise

M-m-m-maybe y-y-you?

okay, bottle some up and mail it down, I'll give it a try

It's better fresh from the source
also, very very nice image

2018 is the year I get a kiwi bf

for you two truely all hope is lost.

s...sure i can. should i use some lotion or something?

You already have a yank bf
ur just a greedy guts

yeah but now you need a yank bf

Oh, would it be possible to get some directly from the source then?
lol no, just give up
n-no... There's still hope for me

Another day another pee post

well what if I want one?

Hey
Gotta be something to distract us from the every present threat of time passing.

you know what you have to do

Have fun!
>lotion
YES! C-could you use a lot? I-It actually really hurts desu.

gay

*Dixie bf

haha, how's he gonna to that when you are so far away

sure. soo... you have any idea from where that might come? did you hit your hand somewhere?
also dont get to flustered when i rub you k

you don't post with us anymore

don't call him that, I'm sure it annoys him whenever he's called a yankee, and that makes me very happy

>tfw kdr

I began hurting when I was on the plane. It hurts mainly in the area between your thumb and your pointer finger desu.
I-I won't get flustered. Just make sure you don't spill any on my shorts o-ok?

>Just make sure you don't spill any on my shorts o-ok?
what would happen if i do?

but yea, maybe it will feel better when i rub it desu

If you d-did you would have to rub it off wouldn't you? Wasting lotion is bad desu.

Oh god every time I go for the space-bar it hurts.

but your thing is there.. are you sure you can keep your bulge under control?
maybe you should put your hand into war water desu... speaking of war water me going to have a shower now.

Have a nice shower desu! A-also no I d-don't think I can.

I just realised you removed me on steam, that's a bit rude

we never talked

shower time!

is rp/lewdposting really a thing people do outside of Sup Forums, /c/, and /jp/?

*runs in first and shuts the door*

shower with me

Everyones showering.
I was also thinking of having a shower...

I suppose, but now I'm missing one from my collection
slut, I bet you're going to take off all your clothes
>/c/
no rps on /c/c

do you want me to add you back?

I think I'm getting a cold as well.

This isn't fun.

nah it's fine, you're right we never did talk

probably shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place

I'm trying :[

Bullshit. I've seen it happen there, it's just not explicit.

rockville more like cockville
:DDDDDDDD

really? I don't think I've ever seen it but maybe I've just ignored it because I only go on /c/ to get images

noice :DDD

My nose is sniffy now desu. Feels bad desu.

Are you returned from your journey?

Hello desu!
I got back home an hour ago and now my wrist hurts and I think I'm getting a cold desu.

It hurts aaaaaah. Also, you should say "have you returned" and not "are you returned" desu :3

Did you sleep smashing your wrist?

he probably wanked too much

you get a cold? better go to bed and let someone take good care of you

Staying here changed you
Fortunately it didn't happened to me

It started hurting on the plane, now I'm just trying to rest it on a pillow next to my laptop.

Put ice on it desu

Did you play DDLC?

Thread is HECK, even кoтposting can't save it anymore

I'm in bed with the laptop on top of my bulge trying not to die desu.
I should probably do that desu.
muscels

how did it change me?

I just did :)

SCREW IT I'M GOING TO GO HAVE A SHOWER.

BRB!

You seem more relieved but I don't know...
Also I seen more lewdposting from you

Excellent post, I bet those girl lift more than me

Left or right hand?

God I hate having to shave.
I wish I was a low-test chink like the singa or a prepubescent manlet like Chalmers.

And if I leave it for a single day I look some a homeless person.

so in saying it didnt change you you say you always where a pervert

Shave ya face?
It's rough isn't it.

I only have to shave once every few weeks

even a prepubescent like me has to shave every two days or I look even worse, really wish I didn't have to

Yea
and I only ever get a proper clean shave during the shower

I thought you were part M*doid

i go to the store now. anyone need anything?
remove skin. no need to shave
but best of luck to ya, dont cut yourself

More or less but I'm not a pervert I have go commit to become pervert
And now I no longer know what to fab

wrong side of Spain

Grab me a toblerone

>remove skin

Equally Med and Nords have many hairs
It's only central europeans and brits isles that have less body hair

Oh кoт of transcendence, save their souls

Save me!

Forgot pic

>tfw low test af

That's a good thing for someone like you though

yeah..

At least you can become a cute femboy

Smoke weed everyday

Weed is of ungood. Better use some methamphetamine

>Better use some methamphetamine
Good idea
I'll asked westcoast to hook me up with some P

Is westcoast really stoner?
Anyway he seems a nice guy

I don't know
But that area is pretty sketch, I'm sure he has connections.