/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT Edition

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Meanwhile:

Midget Murder and Mr Coinflip was good

I am fucking done with Dougie Jones. It was good at first but it's gotten old fast.

first for midgets with icepicks

Dougie is going to box the manlet.

>Diane is real

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the fucks are at it again

pure kino pleb filter btfo

>I am fucking done with Dougie Jones. It was good at first but it's gotten old fast.
Pleb, this was the funniest Dougie episode so far.

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Rhonda best girl still.

is Janey-E gonna get S P I K E D next episode?

Dougie is the ultimate pleb filter

/manlet uprising/

I have a high tolerance for just about anything artists put in their work, but the way women were depicted and brutalized in episode #6 was pointless. Even the Lynch apologists are going to have a difficult time justifying this kind of violence -- a dwarf killing three women with an ice-pick, very subtle subtext. When they weren't raving at men, they were depicted as imbeciles or ushering a child to his death. Maybe Evil Lynch escaped from The Black Lodge and wrote and directed this episode.

What did you think of my new episode tonight television friends?

2003 confirmed yet?

Where did you copypaste this from?

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>When they weren't raving at men, they were depicted as imbeciles or ushering a child to his death.
truth is no libel

Damn fine, Mr. Lynch!

>tfw David Lynch felt bad for manlets being rejected by women constantly so he put a scene where a manlet kills a bunch of roastie whores in the show
He's fucking based.

He's gonna kill Sonny Jim and Janey; this snaps Coop out of it

I have a high tolerance for just about anything artists put in their work, but the way women were depicted and brutalized in episode #6 was pointless. EvTHATS ONE TOUGH DAMEen the Lynch apologists are going to have a difficult time justifying this kind of violence -- a dwarf killing three women with an ice-pick, very subtle subtext. When they weren't raving at men, they were depicted as imbeciles or ushering a child to his death. Maybe Evil Lynch escaped from The Black Lodge and wrote and dirTHATS ONE TOUGH DAMEected this episode.

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Do people still play yume nikki or is that reaction pic legitimately more well known than game?

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hopefully

more midgets pls

Ike the Spike perfectly straddled the line between being horrible and revolting, and absurd and hilarious. There's something to be said for Lynch writing a scene that simultaneously gruesome and hysterical.

the latter

Stop making threads before we reach 310 posts you dumb fucks.

>tfw youre so short you think me putting a short person in the show is representation
YOU ARE A VERY SAD PERSON

I want a son like Sonny Jim

I laughed and also felt horrible for doing so. Is this what being Lynched feels like?

Kino at its finest

what a success story

Got to be the latter which sorta bums me out because I am a little artsy homo and Yume Nikki touched me on such a deep level. Kinda like Lynch movies did

Fucking Chad.

>shelly still best peaks girl

I'd like to see more midget murders, sir. Just as many as you can fit. Could you make the entire show about the midget killing everyone with a pick? I like murder, I like midgets, it hits all the right notes.

>Jade give two rides
>I'll bet she did

There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't like Dougie Jones scenes.

I wanna see her tits so goddamn badly

>Still no 1080p WEB-DL
I WANT MY KINO REEE

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she has nudes out there

Yes, yes, very good

HOWEVER

I AM VERY GLAD YOU ENJOYED MY NEW SHORT FRIEND. ON SET WE CALLED HIM MICHAEL J ASSASSIN. FUCK MICHAEL J ANDERSON.

The fat waiter is the German chick(Hildy or something?) from the original series btw.

I make doodles like this all the time. Does that make me a genius?

more madchen screengrabs pls

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Let me show you something, Sup Forums.

Did the Manlet kill pissfu?
Who does he work for? It seemed like the women were working with Dougies blackmailers

>Cast (In Order of Apperance): Sheryl Lee as Laura Palmer

What did you mean by this?

Was he really making fun of a soldier's suicide? What a prick

albert?

I had a hunch and googled them moments after posting that. Holy fuck her nips are perfect and her BUSH tho??? Lynch casts the perfect women stg

you'd think a diner would have more employee turnover in 25 yrs

Friendly notification that those drawings depict the same flight of stairs viewed from different angles. There are no ladders in that picture.

>not realizing that the Dougie Jones segment is the most important one.

Literally refers to her picture in the title sequence.

Sorry if I missed something, but who was the woman that the midget killed? Was that the same black star woman from last week? I watched Episode 5 with minimal sleep.

How is she so perfect

>shitty youtubecore hip-hop beat plays

>Lynch casts the perfect women
truly

No, that's Diane.

I AM THE 99%. FUCK YEAH, YOU TELL THEM SISTER!

>WE DON"T TALK ABOUT HER

this will never be a copypasta. stop trying

>no dates on any of the paperwork

not to go full on HAHAHA LYNCHED on the people complaining about violence against women, which has actually been quite extreme so far this season, but I do think this is pretty deliberate. Kinda like the guy getting his shit kicked in repeatedly in episode 5. This whole season to me has been about subverting tropes and expectations. It's so over the top that it's almost humorous if not for how fucked up it is.

And frankly also I don't think Lynch is endorsing this sort of behavior either. BOB in the original series is speculated by one character as representing "the evil that men do". That's to me is a a decent summation of the core conflict of the entire series. But there will no doubt be Jezebel articles.

flight of stairs to laura's bedroom

yeah woman that fucked up the Dougie hit and texted Argentina

Cooper is my favourite fictional character ever, so seeing him so vulnerable and retarded is actually painful to me, not painful as in badly made but I don't really find dougie funny like the rest of you. Realizing he also lost 25 years of his life is also pretty sad

yea

Alright we got Richard, Linda, and the clicking.

What now?

I want 17 episodes of Doggie and Naomi Watts bitching him out.

This is the face of a man who will take NO MORE.

are THE SPIKE and Mr. Strawberries the same person?

HNNNNGGGGGGG

2 birds with 1 stone

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Did I scare ya, Sup Forums?

So what inhabitant is trying to jump into Richard?

The clicking?

Oh shit I forgot about that.

The normies already got filtered by episode 3 so I don't think they'll bother going after this show.

Even the fat chick at the diner would be hot if she lost about 150 pounds.

>yfw dougie touches Sonny Jim's little penis on his bed while clapping to turn the light on so he can take a glimpse of sonny Jim's butthole

have you ever studied your hands?

Getty sure aged well

Someone seriously needs to gif or webm when like first runs into frame the the office with the pick

>those teeth
is he british?

i feel really bad that dougie is dead :( when real coop comes back janey e and sonny jim will realize

this scene was dumb. Plus they just won over 400 grand at the casino, so why not pay them back the full amount you dumb bitch

Similar vein of weird, no?
I was hoping maybe that was why the pic was posted

>evolution of the midget