Simpsons jokes you never got

>No one ever says Italy.

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Because Italy isn't white

I still dont get it

also thanks op for finally asking, its been bothering me for so long

Nobody likes France

The whole episode was nonsequitirs, too

>ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Because if you had to choose between Italy or a bunch of cheese eating surrendering monkeys, Italy would be the smaller evil.

but if france will just surrender shouldn't I kill italy, being they are the bigger threat?

"heh heh heh, yes, once."

It's one of the best Simpsons jokes of all time and is the entire essence of Homer Simpson

people hate france more than italy

Post a vid. I don't remember the reference.

France and its people would still be around, which is the issue.

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Are you just trolling? It's the least complicated joke possible, he's just pointing out almost everyone would let France get blown up given a choice between France and Italy. It's funny because on some level we all know this is true and also because the fact he says "no one ever says..." implies he's asked this question before, and it's treated like he's a seasoned industry veteran reflecting fondly on the little bit of trivia he's gleaned over the years about how everyone would let the French die, except instead of retail his industry happens to be supervillainy.

what is retail?

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>The least complicated joke possible
alright calm down

Any italian/french user can tells us if the joke got changed in their airings?

From the way it's delivered I always assumed he varied the country but still nobody ever said Italy. I don't take it as being a dig at France in particular

This. Everyone picks France because no one likes France.

Now could someone explain if Moe calls a garage a car hole or car hold?

Car hold.

>nobodies posted it yet

I never understood the part where Scorpio gives homer the sugar and he says "Sorry its not in packages"

What was wrong with the Denver Broncos?

or when he has a bunch of sugar in his pockets for no reason

The sugar is the setup. Where do your think he keeps the cream if he has pockets full of sugar? It's why Homer hesitates and says no when asked

also the part where scorpio gives homer sugar from his pockets

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it was back before they had won any super bowls. Its a dated joke honestly

pockets aren't waterproof

explain

It's funny because Scorpio is an eccentric psychopath who carries around unpackaged sugar in his pockets. He's crazy, but he's also functional, so rather than just do something completely crazy like crap his pants and jump out the window his craziness is revealed in exchanges like the sugar scene where he's still mostly keeping up with social expectations but with jarring quirks delivered casually like pocket sugar or organizing terrorist missile strikes.

It also sets up the cream joke that follows.

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Because Homer answered the question completely honestly with no hidden meaning. He literally just saw a man saying goodbye to a shoe so that was what he meant by "Yes, once."

Seriously? The way it's delivered indicated the exact opposite, that he always offered the "France or Italy" dilemma and that "Nobody ever says Italy" refers to how people would literally always choose France.

idk man im pretty sure its just implying the store used to be called chucks suck and fuck

God I fucking hates Simpsons threads now. They used to be fun and nostalgic but now you people are literally too autistic to understand the simplest of jokes.

whoa man...simpsons threads are THE hottest threads of the summer......let's just sit back and have some fun with it shall we? autism like this is what keeps me laughing

so wait, it's Chuck's Fuck & Suck?

Is "don't order" also from a Heathcliff HAM strip, or something else entirely?

>Homer, on your way out if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot
So did Homer kill anyone? Also how come Homer didn't get in trouble for working for a domestic terrorist organization?

The joke is that it is true. Go and ask it on the street if you aren't a sperg

>Also how come Homer didn't get in trouble for working for a domestic terrorist organization?

probably cause it was funded by the Clinton foundation

I can never tell who is really dense and who is pretending to be retarded in these threads

That means you're the dense one

Is pretending not to get "Chuck's Fuck & Suck" the hot new meme taking the board by storm?

The Dog that barks out words on the news. I like it, I just don't get it.

I was saying Italy

what's to get?

Is pretending not to get the meme a new meme?

I don't understand the question. I just want to be a hot-dog memer like the rest of you guys.

lot of the dialogue in the episode is albert brooks ad libbing
the entire hammock thing for example

I don't know. Somewhere somebody wrote that a dog should bark words on the news and sent it to Korea to be animated.

best character

How the fuck would that make sense?

It would be Chucks Feed and Seed, why would the entire store change just for the owners name. Walmarts name isn't changing if it gets a new owner.

precisely why Its never been funny to me.

Between pointing a death ray at Italy or France, yes of course no one would pick Italy.

The joke is Chuck made a name for a store that didn't work with his own name. Chuck is a dumb motherfucker is the joke

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Kek thats pretty funny.

> Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
> Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Uh-huh.
> There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Mm-Hmm.
> That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Oh, the hammock district!

Best episode, hands down

Yes. Remember he kicked a grenade

And it was all ad libbed by brooks
castellanetta just reacted to what he was shooting in that scene, hence the
>uh huh
only answers, which just added to the comedy funnily enough

Yup...my favorite as well.

In the Swedish syndicated version he says:
>Russia or Iraq?
And Homer says:
>Russia because collusion with DRUMPF
>No one ever says Iraq

>It also sets up the cream joke that follows.
i remember hearing that in the original broadcast, it's never on the reruns

Don't forget when he gives Homer sugarr

Isn't this the same episode where he gives homer some sugar?

Remember that particular part when supposed antagonist of the episode, Hank Scorpio, give one of the main characters, Homer Simpson, handful of sweet carbohydrates commonly known as sugar while apologizing it's not placed into some fitting container? Pretty sophisticated, I must admit.

kys my friend

kisses back to you my friend!

>SOMEBODY STOP THAT MAN, HES SUPPOSED TO DIE

Truly it was an era of Simpsonskino

Sugar

>he'll never be your boss

This ep has the sugar bit in it too

meh, that grenade would have killed him

No retard, the joke is that Homer had once seen someone say goodbye to a shoe before and it was an amusing memory

Why doesn't Moe say garage? Did he meet Scorpio and develop such a hatred for the French he won't even say garage, preferring carhold instead?

the woman with the MadTV fold-over tattoo on her back when marge goes to jail

>what kind of slime would I marry?
>what me worry?

..wut?

>"What could be traveling a hundred miles an..."
>*Lenny punches homer*

??

the one kid in bart's special ed class who starts patting him on the back before the teacher yells at him to stop

It's like Scruff Mcgruff

Chicago Illinois, 606-52

But he clearly says hold! And car hole doesn't even make sense! It's not a hole!

Because there's a lot more italian americans than french americans, so the impression of italy is better than the impresson of france in the united states.

ITT: Anons think they are funny by pretending to be retarded.

A garage has a hole in which you put cars. The joke is that he's a lower class guy who don't speak good English. "Car hole" works better than "car hold"

>it's an user is actually retarded and takes offense episode

Yeah but what about the sugar

>Bingo bango, sugar in the gas tank, the ex husband strikes again
It's funny because it is implied Edna was never actually married.

No one could be that retarded.

they're just not very good at it, being retarded

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What was his endgame?

>You better run egg.
Where's the joke?

It's the Mad motto.
It's simply an absurd situation.

people scared of cholesterol
go after eggs
egg lobbying group dumps ads everywhere

Scorp give Homr sugar

In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

Seriously speaking though, if he didn't keep it on his person an Englishman would pinch it.

There is no simpsons episode funnier than this

it's weird but they were rigth

eggs cholesterol is good for you