Got any good footsexual kino around here?

Got any good footsexual kino around here?

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that's a big popcorn tub

We know what you did Bill, we will NEVER forget

Uhh you don't get to bring crab legs

where's ROBERT

LOL

What a disgraceful memorial. A greasy, sticky prefab frame on display in the popcorn stand, showing Robert not with his family or loved ones, but at the job he loathed, in drone garb, wearing that obsequious smile, serving yet another singleton his popcorn. And who is this, already in Robert's old place? Like nothing ever happened. You've got some nerve

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My apologies, user. Children always putting their Baneposting cutouts around here from time to time, god bless them. Let me peel off this sticker here, there we go, "employee of the month." Haha. Anyways, here's a bucket of popcorn, on the house.

y-you too, Robert

Stop trying to communicate with me, you damn dirty ape

Impressive customer service as always Robert. Thanks again for not stamping my punishment card when I uh....clogged the shower drains last time after "Foot Fridays".

bless your heart Robert!

>but at the job he loathed,

then why is he smiling?

Sleeping
Can't you read? Hes resting in peace

Thanks, time to get to my seat.

*BRAAAP* Oops

Thank you for our meal-preorder program sir. These legs were dredged up from the Alaskan Coast this morning and flown in specially for you. My computer also shows your falcon is due his pre-screen pre-preen, may I take him off your hands to perform that while you head to the shooting range before your show?

>I GOT A THYROID PROBLEM
>stop eating thyroids!

10/10

Hey, you're the new guy right. I'm Robert and I'm here to get you up to speed. You seem like a nice guy, so I'm not gonna lie to you. Its a doggy dog world here in the theater, so you gotta stay sharp. In your resume you said you've already worked at a McDonalds, so I don't think I'll need to teach you how to operate the cash register. Instead lets go over to the falconry room and see how the birds like you. You DID bring your falconry jacket, right?

Sir, thank you for coming to the show.
Your wife has been waiting all day for you to show up. Your seat is in the corner as you have requested, your favorite spot. You have chosen for condoms not to be used tonight. 5 video cameras have been set up through out the room. While you watch, you will receive a complimentary bucket of popcorn and softdrink. Now then, I'll get ready for my performance, and please sir, stay in your seat at all times and refrain from interfering with the show, if you do so, I'll personally restrain you back in your seat.

Now then, the show is now going to start.

ayo bitch, bend the fuck ova, it's time for the bbc
white boi, how can u even compete son?