Culture Pals - /cp/

First Milkies of 2018, and is Erlich's sperm so hightest it's on WADA's prohibited list Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs frin around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to prep the Norwegian bull Erik? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get stalked by nasty /flat/ Irish slags? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to make yourself feel big by making Randy feel small?

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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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thats pretty neat

>t. Been to iran 9 times
the fuck? are you visiting family there?

Great edition

I always wondered why some girls have huge block lists with durka/brown/asian countries and why those males are never featured in the online section if there are so many of them

And then it hit me that they don't get messages so they will never be featured

no qts

Reminder that breast fetishism is the thinking, white patrician's fetish. Ass is for the poos, loos, coons, plebs and whitetrash

u wot m8, you're objectively wrong

so to get featured you have to get messages? makes me think

Yes. Wonder why you've never seen an african in the online section?

What does WADA mean?

Noice

>World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA)

Do You Love Italy?

im 1/964th italian so yes

Going to Russia this spring, will meet a few qts. Is there anything I need to think about when visiting Moscow?

No, I only love boobs

Yeah, watch out that Erik doesn't follow you and snatch your qts. His specialty is Slav qts

>When you're trying not to nut in her but it slips

>when you get bullied in the threads

pff my qt is pure

r-right guys?

Right

stfu erik pls

How do you feel that someone is stalking you out right now and you will never know who it is?

For you

/sim9704

NO BULLying

i dont care much, i've had my face as the OP before

I like you because you are one of the least autistic people here

I like titman because he is one of the most autistic people here
-Erik

Gonna cum tribute you

I'd stay faithful to you, and maybe cheat on you a few times with Luka

Afaik you have to be actively sending messages back and forth so only receiving isn't enough.

Don't eat or buy overpriced shit. There is always a place with normal to low prices near.
Except around the kreml, but you'll recognize the extremely touristy areas.
Also I can recommend the cantina in the GUM, even though it's right next to the kreml.

Thank you friendo, I'll check it out. Is there any parts I should avoid in order to not get stabbed? Are gopniks dangerous?

Nah, didn't have any problems at all, not even in the more exterior part of the city where I stayed.
Just don't behave like a retard or an American tourist.

no

Don't worry, I think I'm not retarded. Is the Bolshoi Theatre worth visiting? How expensive is it approximately for a good hotel/food, etc, for a week?

you've said it now so i hope you do it, if not im gonna be very disappointed

I need a picture first

Wanted to see a ballet in the Bolshoi theatre but it is quite pricy, especially for tourists. Didn't do it. So I'd rather see a ballet in your city if possible. I did see the Russian state ballet Moscow when they were on tour here in Berlin for example.

Hotel and food really depends on how you book and travel and where exactly you stay, so can't give you any reliable numbers.

A rare video recording from Erik.
youtu.be/zeNg8H7afDY

Is it really that expensive? 15000 rubles for the best seat and I saw some go for 7500 or 10000. I'd also rather see a ballet in my city if possible but it's a shithole town with 12 000 inhabitants :)

That bottle of Vikingfjord costs more than a year's salary in almost-brazil land. Not joking :^((

Wew.... He drinks one in every video
youtu.be/NAglyEkdjxQ

Update

BUT my dude, are any of them titcows?

>Watching ballet
You soyboys just keep on sipping that soy milk don't you?

t. hillbilly from tröndelag

Just got BTFO by a korean

/Gracie-la

...

I always use that. Just wanted to see what would a Korean say if I told her that I had yellow fever

Go watch some German operas if you want to pretend that you are patrician (which you obviously aren't considering you have to ask if The Bolshoi is worth visiting)

NICE TRY FBI

>FBI

I don't get it

By Internet laws, it's strongly forbidden to message below 18.

brb, on my way to spain
-erik

Is that a Portuguese law or an EU law? I've sure as shit never heard of it.

Image is outdated, Spain was changed to 16 in 2015

brb, getting rid of guardia civil tail
-erik

expertlaw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=191878

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=789154345724313600&uid=784978141819600896&aid=784978144411680769

>American forum
>No one mentions any actual laws, not even American ones
>No one in the conversation identifies themselves as a lawyer
>The posts all read like speculation

Is this supposed to be some kind of joke or are you being serious?

Shotgun
t:titman

i lik spen

A French qt just messaged me to learn Norwegian and Esperanto, it's one of you right?

that would be me

>3 months since my qt ditched me
>had gfs before and have a new gf now
>we didn't keep in touch at all even tho she said she wanted to
>still thinking about her pretty often

The pain now is part of the happiness then

No :3

Why don’t you just message her?

Same except mine will come back

I did before, but if I don't message her she's not gonna do it apparently sooo

I have a qt like that. I’ve been speaking to her since I joined interpals like 4 years ago. She rarely messages me first but the conversation is still good even if I am the one who has to start each time.

She might think you don’t want to talk to her I think a lot of girls would just wait for you to message them even if they wanted to talk to you

Depends on what you want to see I guess, but the classics were not that cheap iirc.
Also you have to book it long in advance.
If you find a good seat for a good price absolutely do it tho!

What did she say?

I don't know, I think she just said that not to hurt my feelings or something. She just found someone else and doesn't give a shit I would assume.
I wish I could say the same.

Script fags on suicide watch

Well....

>even had one in my class
okay you're good portubro

slut

Does /cp/ want to see my huge uncircumcised cock too?

Fair enough

>babe

Commented on the Polish girls profile..

Forgot pic..

I'm sorry but that's quite autistic. Wait a sec and I'll show you screens of me sexting the two Irish slags
-Erlich

That's not sexting autismo, can't you see it's the talk of shame when you validate each other so you can do it again?

youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

/imcia

R-rate my profile guise

designated

:(

who's country is more brown

You look like you dumped olive oil on your face

:(

Images #2 and #5 are your best, you look like a european hipster.

*can pass for

Ask qt if she has ever been sent nudes from random guys online. Says no but she would make them regret it. Then she says this.

>I wouldn't just say something terrible. I'd make them think so. Believe so. I'd make them question their whole existence and use them as an example. I'd make lab rats from them without even knowing them.

Should I be worried?

Basically she got carried away at some point, did it, and kind of regret it so she's making up some scenario in her mind

does it look like screencap from a porn video?
what would be the title?

She's acting conservative to impress you, if you tried to get her nudes this way you're never getting them now.

I'm already too far gone. No nudes after almost 2 years of talking.

>sad people are welcome to message.

Czech casting #9999