What's it like having an actor as a parent...

What's it like having an actor as a parent? Could you imagine going to see the latest capeshit with your friends or gf and having to witness your mom playing dress up as a dominatrix goddess and know that millions will see this?

MOMMY

I don't know if it's the eye makeup, or the hair, or what, but I've NEVER found Cate all that attractive until I watched the Thor trailer. Goddamn it.

>ywn be a little boy and get molested by Cate

JDIMSA

Huge amount of dark eyeliner really helps to accentuate her eyes and the "just had sex" hair makes it perfect.

Why does this character look like an edgy goth girl from the 90s?

>her younger son just turned 13
>his friends will be having some of their first and most intense faps to his mom

gib momy pusy

Cate is hot asf in The Life Aquatic

She was really hot in LOTR and the hobbit.

Imagine being a regular dude whose wife is an actress, she does a sex scene and you have to endure a bunch of dudes and acquaintances going "Hey man just saw the new film! That other guy really fucked your wife good lol!"

>faping to movies
it's not the 90's anymore

Imagine watching a movie and then your mom does a nude scene

Imagine growing up knowing your mom was a pornstar

>that makeup and costume
Shit will take 2 Oscars. You just know.

I still think her mouth is weird, but black hair fits her better than blonde at least.

>That shitty costume

HD was a mistake.

I think to have relations past sex with a pornstar requires one of 3 things. You're either both pornstars in which case there's a sense of understanding and equality. You have god-tier self-confidence that nothing phases you or you have a non-existent sense of self-worth that you don't care, you're just happy you have a vagina available to you.

>You have god-tier self-confidence that nothing phases you or you have a non-existent sense of self-worth that you don't care

at some level, these are the same thing

>TFW you will never get to tap your pornstar mom's fat ass

Why on God's green earth, was this allowed?

Don't be a fag

Yeah actually, my bad.

>TFW Bailey Jay is a more convincing female than you

Can't wait to see her daughter debut in 18 years.

She's a cute mommy

Dude seriously. Imagine growing up being Eva Green's son or something

>Can't wait to see her daughter debut in 18 years
She's having a son. What happens if he asks her how to get girls or what the ideal dick size is? What happens when he stumbles on her old porn films?

She's done sex scenes and nudes right ? So unless that kid is like the school jock homecoming king quarterback or something, he's fucked.

Would legit kill myself if my mom was a pornstar and everyone knew.

Having children as a pornstar is just pure evil.

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Yeah that dude's a serial killer in making

I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with someone on this board.

Holy shit , Eva Green really should never raise kids. Or home school them or something even if she does.

>What happens if he asks her how to get girls or what the ideal dick size is? What happens when he stumbles on her old porn films?

Could we get this on camera?

If Shakira can have kids why not Eva Green ?

I liked her as the matriarch protecting her clan in Miss Peregrine

hahaha i wanna shoot cum out of my penis into her pussy if you know what i mean

She's too sexy for her own good.

dumb frogposter
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>Could you imagine going to see the latest capeshit with your friends or gf and having to witness your mom playing dress up as a dominatrix goddess and know that millions will see this?
That would be the life

>Have a wife who's an actress.
>She has a really explicit sex scene in one of her movies.

How does the husband deal with this? does he just fap away the jealousy using his own tears? Or are they the biggest cucks?

what did you mean by this

If it wasn't for making Valkirie a fucking nigger this would have been the best MCU movie.

She's either barren or lesbo.

Homeschool him til he's 18, and ban him from using any electronics while doing so.

If imagine he rolls in the millions she makes from it.

So, raise him as an amish?

She only took this role because her sons wanted her to.

Imagine being a foot fetishist and your mom has a feet scene.

He does what any man does and jerks off to them and shows his friends for cool points

>He does what any man does and jerks off to them and shows his friends for cool points
Would he ever tell his mom about this? asking for a friend.......

Depends, does the mom still do porn at that point?

>does the mom still do porn at that point?
Would it really matter?

Well if she's no longer doing it she might have turned into a religious nutjob who hates her past self and will beat her son into a bloody pulp in the name of Jesus for watching porn.
It's a possibility.

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>if she was my mom i will be all over her panties when she is out making movies

>tfw I already do this with my short, fat, ugly mom's panties and socks

>turn 14
>classmates start discovering porn
>everyday at school some guy tells me he jerked off to my mom last night

>kid grows up
>gets bullied by everyone
>always have to see pictures and HD videos of your mother fucked by strangers
on the other hand Remy was hot as fuck at her prime.

What are the odds the kid if its a boy gets a mommy fetish?

its the goat makeup style for women

dark eye shadow, red lips

Yep, homeschooling and severely restricted electronics access are the only options

JUST FUCK MY CHILD UP