Being a non-drinker

Am I the only non-Muslim in the world who doesn't drink alcohol?

Seems like everyone around me drinks a lot because the Jew media told them that's what they have to do when they turn 21. Meanwhile, everyone who chooses not to drink (or use other drugs) is socially ostracized, even on the Internet. I can't find anyone to relate to.

If you ask me, it was a mistake to end Prohibition. Prohibition only failed because we didn't enforce the laws. We should just make all alcohol and drug use punishable by death, because they weren't fit for being in the gene pool anyway.

How is the human race supposed to advance when everyone is drunk and watching shit TV every day of their meaningless lives?

I quit drinking for health reasons. Sobriety is shit. Why would you want to see how awful the world is all the time? Alcohol represents respite from the Hell that is awareness.

Alcohol helps the body produce estrogen, but Nu/pol/ will defend alcohol and alcoholism until their dying breath

If you muslimes drank alcohol you wouldnt be so uptight all the time wanting to blow everything up.

If the general population would just sober up, maybe they'd be more motivated to improve the world.

hear hear. Had a drink earlier, feel fucking terrible.

Sobriety is overrated, but useful if you want to get shit done.

Wtf I hate weed now

This.

Alcohol has been a part of human history for thousands and thousands of years, it's never going away, and drinking in moderation is fine.

>I need a drink because I cant cope with reality

This is roughly the same excuse liberals and SJWs use to defend nonwhite drug abuse

>poor Jamal has to smoke 8 blunts a day because he's so woke about being black in the ghetto
>Pedro needs to drink his 40oz malt liquor because of the stress from working as an illegal dishwasher for 10 hours a day