Amerifat logic

[Tyler Foster]

>Amerifat logic

Care to join us, the civilised societies, in the 21st century yet? Or do you want to live in the wild wild west for the rest of your lives?

[Lucas Watson]

>inner layer, white chocolate
hey let's throw away the best parts of chocolate -- the taste, the caffeine, the healthy antioxidants; and call this chocolate

>outer layer, milk chocolate
this is what euros bitch about American chocolate (nevermind that they eat Cheese with 10 times more of a butyric acid taste), but put a 2 cent chinese toy in it, and OH WOW IT'S THE BEST

[Nathaniel Johnson]

Whats it like being retarded

[Alexander Scott]

...

[Christopher Mitchell]

>be canadian
>go to the mall
>don't get shot

wow

[Jayden Reyes]

You tell me

[Caleb Bennett]

sounds pretty fucking boring if you ask me

[Nicholas James]

Civilization is founded upon the sword and plow. Anyone who would like to argue is a slave.

[Parker Allen]

>be Canadian
>random Mexican criminals don't just walk into our country and magically become citizens

feels good man

[James Perez]

Kinder eggs were banned due to being choking hazards for small children with the reason being they were able to be purchased without the parents permission more or less. Although I havent been keeping up since I dont eat candy like a fat shit.

Same thing happened with cracker jack prizes some time ago, although I think that was world wide.

Whats it like being Australia's autistic little brother that tries to banter like him but fails every time?