Masturbate to Japanese cartoons. Go to the grocery store for memaw. Play vidya.
Blake Lewis
basically this
Colton Barnes
>24 years old >working at a firm specialised in outsourcing political online campaigns >Job description: political copywriter >graduated Journalism and Public Relations >in the weekends going out and getting shitfaced, just because I have a huge salary in comparison to other plebs >trying to slowly redpill everyone around me
Life is truly good when you're writting speeches for African Presidents and the ocasional Europeans that hire us.
James Martin
> 24 years old > space engineer from Russia > have 2 autoimmune diseases, so spend really a lot of time in hospitals > started going to gym this summer > alone came to Thailand after my first year of work > lost my virginity here 3 days ago, with an elite whore > also fucked barely-legal teen whore and an expensive stripper > money well spent, feel much more confident now > also drinking every day because soon I will go back in Russia and have to work really hard because Putin wants his fucking satellites
Ethan Young
>26 years old >currently between jobs >working on getting back into school to become a geneticist >read, play retro vidya
Kayden Jenkins
It's one thing writing speeches, but the real challenge lies in reading them
Sup Forums, a forum for political relate discussion
It isn't your chatroom
or your blog
It isn't your little reddit in-club
It isn't for surveys about your life
It isn't your "haha I'm not some nerd stereotype, look at all the things I do lulz xD" group
Get out
Gabriel Sanchez
>28 years old >Play Vidja >Read, watch and fap to chinese cartoons/comics >Studying to get a comfortable Government job
I just graduated as Civil Engineer but I'm unemployed
Caleb Morris
>28 >Man of leisure >Easily 2 million € in various assets >Golf, big game hunting
Always wanted to be rich and I fucking made it, now I bully people who thought I WAS FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
Mason Wright
>28 >Software Engineer, e-commerce, not Amazon >Saving to buy a multi family home with my wife >Watch weeb shit at home while lifting weights >Tfw every fucking 3-family house up to an hour outside Boston is half a mil to start
Gotta spend money to make money I guess.
Ian Ross
...
Leo Rogers
I don't Data mine on a chinese cartoon imageboard I can tell you that
fuck off
Parker Johnson
Shit post on reddit and read books.
Asher Turner
nice try jewerberg , you didn't get the information you tried in jewbook & now you're trying in Sup Forums ? nice try indeed
Juan Cook
Tips?
Xavier Baker
Idiots.
The Jews are devouring the world and you're masturbating to degenerate anime.
Be politically active.
Juan Anderson
shitpost on twitter
Wyatt Fisher
>25 >sleep 12 hours a day >work >watch one episode of anime >wait to die
Nicholas Cooper
>28 >Illustrator >$40k in the bank, several $k in investments >Spend free time making a videogame/playing videogames >Make sure to stretch every day and do some body weight exercise >Rest of the time spent learning survival skills just in case.
Andrew Morales
Wait for the inevitable housing market crash. It's coming back around.
Adam Hall
First advice: Do not give Tips.
Only pay the price asked for the food in restaraunt and leave. Save the money for yourself, even a mere $3 dollar tip which you keep to yourself might be a start of great fortune.
Imagine, you visit million restaraunts in your life, if you every time gave a tip to the servitor, think how much more money you could have made if never given any tip. DO NOT TIP
Jaxon Robinson
God damn stop sleeping so much. You gotta break the cycle.
Anthony Fisher
did you guys see episode 18 yet?
Blake Hernandez
I'm a 30 year old schizophrenic and I haven't done a single thing with my life in at least 10 years.
There are so many things I wish I could do with my life but that won't happen. I'm good at fixing things, I am good at learning but my mental illness takes priority over everything
Samuel Powell
Nah, I'm not a nigger, and I don't go out to eat unless I have to.
Jacob Gray
enjoy poverty (( a sarcastic joke))
Ryder Bennett
>26 >Work in an office, shitpost from work >Have two children, wife is pregnant with third >Go out and drink or eat with friends That is about it.
Liam Davis
I'm 35-45 years old.
landowner/farmer. ex military.
married with 3 kids
Ian Martin
Oh, and occasionally watch Chinese cartoons.
Colton Ortiz
>25 >inherited family buisness which pretty much runs itself besides having to maintain some property, keeping shit clean etc >work out, fap to lolis and do nothing the rest of the day Could've been worse desu
Matthew Perry
Sounds like you and OP have a lot in common. We should organise you two a playdate.
Owen Kelly
23 Printer but I want to get a new job soon Watch anime and occasionally play video games
Joseph Hughes
>24 >Software developer >Work from home >Cozy pay, but I hate my life
Carson Parker
I've been trying for the past decade.
I best I managed was about three months on eight hours and I was on the verge of falling asleep all the time, constantly irritable, completely unaware of my surroundings, delirious in general, etc.
I suspect I became vitamin B12 deficient in the past and doctors repeatedly misdiagnosed it as psychological conditions, so it went for many years untreated, which causes permanent damage. I started treating it myself about a month ago after I was sleeping 18 hours a day, couldn't move my hands properly, couldn't walk consistently, couldn't keep balance, etc. Those severe symptoms have receded, but it looks like fatigue without 12 hours sleep isn't going away, yet.
Zachary Barnes
Eat. Sleep. Get fat. Play garbage games. Watch garbage jap toons. Attempt to motivate myself to workout, but can't.
William Mitchell
Hey, not doing something can be a good thing sometimes. Converting to Islam for example, arn't you glad you didn't do that?
Evan James
How much do you make?
tell us more about your job. You just write speeches?
Wyatt Gonzalez
How did you get a remote job?
Cooper Jenkins
why not just go to Murrica or somewhre and make real money
Hudson Ramirez
>34 >weird loner who has never had a serious romantic relationship >work in financial industry >hardly anyone knows me that well
I can pass for normal for long enough, but I'm way beyond saving.
Jason Bailey
>Studying to get a comfortable Government job
ayyy lmao I'm on the same boat friendo
>24 year old >management diploma >don't want an entry job in the field >pretend I'm studying for grad school / government job admission exams instead
ayyy my dad kicked me out of the house last year so I'm living with my mom right now, she's already tired though and gave me just this more year to pass in something otherwise I'm fucked
so I'm posting on Sup Forums instead of studying of course
Henry Robinson
>Law Enforcement Officer of 10 years >Avid firearms enthusiast >Legos >Spend time with my wife and daughter >Jogging and hiking >Watch a little TV or Netflix occasionally.
Asher Stewart
Only women care about motivation. Discipline is the man's choice. How do you get discipline? Just get up and do it.
How do you work out every day? Answer: work out every day.
Camden Hill
>>Past time by listening to audiobooks and podcasts while gaming impossible
Henry Hall
>18
>build houses with my dad, earn 2.5k a month
>spare time, play league of legends and bf4, or be with irl friends
saving money to buy building material for my own house, life is great honestly
Eli Lee
>hang with my old high school m8s >finishing uni >watching for career opportunities in property development >guitar >photography >drink lots
how the fuck you start boxing m8? i went into my local gym to check out classes and even the fucking 16 year olds were going that fucking hard i basically never went back
i am nowhere near fit enough for even their beginner shit
Zachary Scott
Currently awaiting word on my rent-a-cop license so I can save 5k and move out of London.
Kevin Hughes
>24 years Old
>Contracted soldier, soon to attend officers college.
>Come from a top 1% family.
>Spend my sparetime sailing, golfing, playing videogames and posting le racist frog meme.
Aaron Flores
Sounds like me when I hit 34, currently 26, but replace financial industry with IT industry, so I'm next to no chance of ever getting in a relationship
Camden James
the fucking life.
Blake Sanchez
>closing on 40
>married with children
>full of rage
>take out rage on millenials via videogames and "get off my lawn" type shit.
>wonder why millenial types and my own children are so shitty at games and life in general.
>force children to hike up mountains and chop wood as to not be total faggots. Girl scout troop noticed us so now I'm a fucking girl scout dad. What the shit.
>Just waiting for the end of days so I can utilize my sniping, outdoorsman skills to humiliate the rest of you.
>Oh I like to make beef jerky too. Fuck yeah jerky rules.
Matthew Gomez
I'm 18 and my senior year in high school is coming up.
Carson Ramirez
I suck cocks for a living. I wanted to go to college but the pay is too good.
Jacob Kelly
I've got OCD and I spend most of my days OCDing. Feels bad man.
Ethan Ross
Fuck that faggot so much. Rem is actual wife material, Emelia can fuck right off.
Adrian Wilson
>now I'm a fucking girl scout dad
bravo
Angel Bell
>reddit
Tyler Collins
...
William Ross
>26 years old >living with my mother >never worked a day of my life >dropped out of high school >my mancave is full of expensive animu, vidya and metal merchandise because my mother inherited money from her father who was pretty rich
I don't regret ANYTHING
Christian Williams
I don't understand my aussie friend.
I can't navigate reddit either because I'm too old and stupid or it's set up in a retarded fashion. I'm not sure which.
For your shameful lack of quality shitposting, my next Vicky 2 game, I encourage abos and discourage yous.
Daniel Foster
>22 >pro photographer >pass time by photographing, WoW, and with girlfriend. im such a normie xD
Logan Reyes
>reddit
Mason Lewis
A life worth living.
Jaxson Hughes
Because I feel like Russia will not be a shit forever, I can see that people actually started to work since we all become twice poorer. I can see interesting projects, I can see we survive pretty fine even if all space-grade hardware import is blocked. Well, and because I need my fucking meds. Humira is 1k$/month. I get it for free. Will not get it for free in Murrica, I guess. And finally, because US space doesn't need me, 4 poos are better then 1 ivan.
Brandon Johnson
>how much do you make
Im currently making 1000€/month from this job, plus a few hundred more from freelancing. For Romania, that means I can afford an apartment right in the center of the city, plus all the expenses that occur on a daily basis (including going out every Friday and Saturday). At the end of the month I still have enough money to actually save some for different things.
>You just write speeches?
I write speeches that are either posted online or if the subjects are good the President might pick them for a televised speech. I also take care of most of the online social media posts (curating and editing + generating content); monitoring the news and the articles I get from people on the ground there; ocassionaly flying there and touring with our candidates or Presidents around the country and writting about it...
Tl;dr it's all about manipulation and constant shilling of the other candidates. As long as you have some news that will generate emotions and outcry to the general public, you're good to go
>mfw we might get hired by trump for his online campaign, starting at the end of this month
Can't wait to shitpost speeches all over our burger buddies
Wyatt Campbell
Only thing your entire region produces is dead animal show hosts, fosters beer and that flight of the conchords show. Yeah i don't give a fuck if you're NZ or not, same shit.
Nicholas Reed
Things probably won't get better. But there's always shitposting and Pepes.
Caleb Clark
oh but you should
Jackson Cook
>24 drugs anime ( only fanservice shit like dxd and hxh) fucking other dudes wives weekly eating splitting time between dorm and home hiding under my covers in bed on tablet ( Sup Forums / anime ) all day
lol
Isaac Mitchell
>metal merch Which bands? About to go pick up my Inquisition and Nile shirts from the mail room.
Michael Price
Lift heavy shit up and put it down again
Repeat
Asher Moore
>20 years old
>working at the IT department of a bank this summer
>studying comp sci at uni
Brandon Gray
Software consultant. In the past four years I've done over 400 flights (120 of those in 2015). Travel has been down a lot in 2016 but is going to ramp back up.
When I have freetime I browse shit online and play video games. Recently got into flying drones (quadcopters) and probably am going to buy a nice camera around Black Friday to pursue photography as a hobby again.
Aiden Edwards
At least buy bitcoin and silver too
Charles Richardson
oh i did o,ay dota but i got lpqed again i quit for like a month everytime
Jonathan Hernandez
DATA MINING >ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THREADS LIKE THESE IS A RETARD DATA MINING >ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THREADS LIKE THESE IS A RETARD DATA MINING >ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THREADS LIKE THESE IS A RETARD
NOW POST PICS OF YOUR GUNS SO THEY CAN CORRELATE IT WITH YOUR LOCATION AND PERSONAL INFORMATION
IDIOTS
Eli Ortiz
>19yo >studying educational sciences and planning on adding enlish language and literature, cause i have no idea what to do with educational sciences degree >no job at the moment, i worked during semester, cause my school is super easy (if youre not going for merit scholarship) and i had lots of free time >i play vidya, watch anime, sometimes go out to get drunk with friends >telling myself im gonna start reading again >also trying to learn play the piano >dont work out, cause my scoliosis, which hurts as hell, therefore im skinny fat faggot >lost my virginity month ago, but never had a propper gf, cause im not mature enough to have an "adult" relationship (which is meaningless, if you dont want children), so i hip, that ill meet more of 1 night girls, that are not completely brain-dead >contemplating on meaningless of existence and the absurdity of life and achievments, quietly digging myself deeper and deeper to darkness >:^)
Jackson Cruz
Work full time. Play rec soccer or baseball once a week (depending on the season) and also am in a competitive shooting league that's once a week.
Other than all that, I drink and play pool with my buddies.
Still leaves lots of time for shit posting.
Xavier Sanders
>29 years old from France >freelance graphic designer >making around 6k€/month depending on the months >part of underground sound system, we do illegal rave parties in remote woods >mostly making music in my free time
Tips on where to invest my $ ?
Nolan Carter
Shitpost on dvach
Justin Anderson
Now "they" know you're a tinfoiler
You was rused yourself, checkmate
Nolan Collins
>30 >delivering resumes literally everywhere >Bachelors Degree Nurse >past time downloading torrents, watching porn, posting in Sup Forums >hate living in this garbage island, my stupid parents moved here from New York and fucked up my chances for a good life.
Ayden Ward
Lift, drink, go hiking, cook.
Zachary Davis
This is going to be my life in 4 years can't wait I already have 2 nonprofits and a bunch of other things planned
Camden Smith
CS is the right field if you want to get paid well while browsing Sup Forums. Just make sure you know your shit are actually competent.
Gavin Harris
>24 >work for home as chemistry consultant (long story) >Spend free time working out, reading or jacking off
Josiah Jenkins
now that i read what i wrote, i think the english language is not that great idea
Jose Murphy
Countless bands, I just received my G.I.S.M. poster last week
Watch my bull fuck my wifes daughter while my wife fucks me in the ass with a strap on.
Christian Williams
>Work as meteorologist >Play vidya >Smoke weed and watch kungfu movies >Travel >Wait for initiation to Illuminati and global climate conspiracy
I did everything right and still there are no cultist orgies or contact with Ayy Lmaos. Some days I wonder if I went to University for wrong reasons.
Liam Richardson
>18 >about to start college in ~20 days for music >other than that just play vidya and listen to music all day
Aiden Morgan
Sorry user I can't let you win the game
Adrian Diaz
>21 >Grad school, realize my degree (History) is worthless despite having a teaching job lined up >Might join Coast Guard when Trump wins >Lift, hike, fish, shoot, vidya game, music, homebrew >Typical
Mason Butler
shut up you fucking leaf
Andrew James
>muh existence
I didn't know 12 yearolds post in these threads
Elijah Smith
>Existence >Meaningless Read Nietzsche you fucking backwards-nihilist faggot
Kevin Turner
Yeah but who gives a shit. They could likely figure it out anyway.
Lucas Hughes
Go read theRedPill sub on Reddit. You can still make it breh, good luck.
Eli Wilson
>26 >electrical engineering major, graduate next summer >watch 80s anime and movies >retro vidya >drink excessively >think about killing myself daily >drink more