/tpg/ Twin Peaks General - Joe Rogan Slaughterhouse Edition

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Music is back on the menu boys

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Judy?

Literally nobody watches those ending songs

If third post then Sunny Jim gets killed.

When Coop finally wakes up Janey-E is going to think he is *even more* nuts than he is right now. He's going to tell her he's Special Agent Dale Cooper and she's going to be so confused and upset that she'll try and have him put away because he's clearly gone mad.

Judy is POSITIVE about this!

Heidi rules

I hate sunny jim desu

those titties rule

Why do the classic characters get all the shit scenes?

Was Shelley being sarcastic/mean in this scene, or can the actress just not hide her innate bitchiness?

Is anyone else legitimately tired of retarded Cooper? It was cute and funny at first in the casino, but fucking hell I'm really starting to get bored of the show.

So we all agree that Richard is going to kill that fatso Double R patron, right?

Miriam is THICC

Who's Richard?

Because le coffee and pie

Same. I fucking hate how Lynch made Dougie a cuck raising a hispanic man's son.

he's going to fuck her first, and then he's going to laugh and then he's going to kill that lil fuckin smoking baby bitch

Free pie for the fattie suggested to the fattie wasn't sincere?

Fucking hell, I'm crying. I have no idea even why. Thank you based Lynch. I love this show.

How was it not cute and funny when he perked up at seeing Jade in the photo, or when he was engrossed in the clap light?

How do I become that skilled at coin flipping?

hmm shelly can i get cherry pie and some pusy please

Careful with that edge

Last 2 eps haven't had nearly enough Albert, I literally give 0 shits about the new characters yet they eat up half the screen time at least

Murder She Wrote. That Angela Landsbury is a cracker.

Miriam needs to lay off the fucking pie.

RICHARD X LINDA OTP

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Yeah, I'm fucking sick of it by now, him scribbling on those notes was just painful to watch

was this another episode of absolutely nothing?

I thought you Germans were always on time...

WOW

I just started with The Secret Story of TP, and damn, it's better than I expected. This kind of stuff with native americans and so on remind me of the Lovecraft of "The case of Charles Dexter Ward". I really liked when Lewis talks about experiencing stuff with "the energy that B. Franklin discovered" around what I assume is the Black Lodge.

It just seemed that way because of the obvious weight difference.

Some fuckers were sure Coop will snap out of it this episode. What's your excuse, faggots?
Don't ever try to predict Lynch, EVER

This was sort of interesting.

I know people don't want retard coop but honestly I enjoy it. Also who wouldn't fuck shelly hard

>reading fanfiction

I was enraptured

I'm like you, Twin Peaks is random stuff now.

But Episode 6 was better. Believe me, something happens that changes the theme of the series, and of course a murder which happens.

I loved it

reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT Twin Peaks turned into absolutely unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

At this point I assume this has at least one layer of irony.

Alright /tpg/

I want you to tell me: is there anything in this show actually real or very similar to something that exists or has happened?

a lot of stuff happened

Yeah frost didn't write it

I honestly can't tell who's joking or not anymore...

But to anyone who seriously has these opinions, please acquire the tastes and attention span of an adult. We're not even 1/3 of the way in. Everything isn't going to be revealed already.

What was with the monkeys in fwwm?

It makes complete sense too.

It was OK

[AUTISTIC DOODLING INTENSIFIES]

Yep same director as episode 3, that proves a lot
Coincidentally one of the shitty james episodes was directed by Diane Keaton and it's the only one with some mildly interesting camerawork compared to the others

medium bait

Yeah, it's honestly not for everyone, but I honestly like the historic stuff.

lmao we saw what that fag is made of, getting weepy with magic man getty

how anbout we made a spoiler-free trigger warming in the OP of /tpg/?

>he posted it again

We are exactly a third of the way in actually.

People wear suits in this show and in real life, too

doppelcoop goes straight to Major Briggs & does *something* to him

consider this: If BOBs plan had worked out, Laura would have been his new host. And Laura's boyfriend was Bobby Briggs. So BOBLaura would have been able to get close to Major Briggs.
Major Briggs was BOB/The Black Lodges target all along

Cheeky reminder that FWWM has been retconned by the latest episode unless Oregon is now part of Washington state.

what's funny is those who genuinely believe that the various threads will all be tied together in the end are the ones who are going to get truly LYNCHED. Nothing will be resolved. DougieCoop's last words will probably be "How's annie?" or some shit

yea that scene really fucked me up too. WTF LYNCH

I do. Until now the songs are great. The jazz song which plays during the Dougie-parts is amazing. Anyone got a link to that song?

Not quite. I said almost because the finale is going to be 2 hours, I believe.

midgets are real user

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Fuck. I better be careful not to be fucking stabbed to death multiple times by one

Yeah, he's not an alpha so he'll take it out on someone weak and unsuspecting. He's the biggest bullied-mentality faggot to ever grace Twin Peaks. People compared him to Leo, but Leo would wipe the floor with this pussy.

What if that's Judy?

No, Twin Peaks is finally getting on track. Coop is almost out of Dougie-mode and we can see more of Twin Peaks and less of Las Vegas. Everything is going to be okay. David Lynch just wanted to filter out the plebs with the first five episodes.

That scene triggered me so hard I laughed.

What's her character's name?

That's not spoiler free, you would know what is gonna happen as soon as you see that kid.

hip hop lady

i just want some more beautiful transdimensional sequences like ep3. can't there be more of that please

Judy is Josie's twin sister, but we aren't gonna talk about her.

>Skylar
>Keegan
>Meg Cloud's picture

wew lad, do these people know they're walking stereotypes?

Best episode confirmed?

HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanna know the song that plays during her scenes.

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>mfw we have to wait a week for the next episode.

Chad lover

it's the NEW Fat Trout Trailer Park, Carl relocated

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Someone posted in the last thread

This. One of the best Episodes, has given us a chunk of info and most of the characters arnt standing around doing anything anymore. Everyones onto something and its going to be fun.

Wow, faggot. Please end your existence.

I like Ike

Thanks, I wasn't even awake yet so I missed the last thread.

>Coop is almost out of Dougie-mode

yeah just another 9 eps until he's back to normal

amirite guys xdd?

lorraine. she's a stunt woman irl

Ike is genuinely my new favorite character.

>being this much of a pleb

I bet you fast forward the intro, too.

This scene felt like a Filthy Frank sketch. It was amazing that this actually got broadcasted on television. Lynch doing it again!

I took screenshots of the papers Dougie gave Bushnell because the files were too big to post here. Looking over them it almost seems like there's a coherent line of words within the stuff that's circled/within the lines starting with "No Insurance is being investigated by Anthony Sinclair"
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>discover Diane
>Judy is kill
>Hawk finds the lost pages of Laura's diary

Does this constitute nothing?

I laughed far too much during that scene. It's gruesome but fucking hilarious at the same time.