/tpg/ Twin Peaks General - Fuck Gene Kelly, Motherfucker Edition

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

>Jade give two rides
>I BET she did!

>another autistic Cooper episode

BRAVO LINCH DIRECTO PERFECTO

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMARES EAT OATS AND DOE'S EAT OATS AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY

you going to post this in every thread?

i know you hate women because they don't want to fuck you but maybe you should chill a bit.

That whole scene was so fucking great

The songs at the end of each episode are fan service, be respectful to Lynch. He meets us halfway by putting on a neat little gig.

just ignore lesli linka glatter then

How many of you FLAKES got FROSTED by the importance of this book?

Just when I thought I was getting tired of Dougie, this and the clap scene come up.

I notice you're an autistic incel

does anyone have the webm of richard hitting the kid?

Jesus Christ, again?!

>when you can spot shitty acting coming from a mile off

Diane looks fucking ugly lmao

IKE THE SPIKE

>noon thirty

>people hate episode 6 because 'nothing happens'

surrounded by fucking plebs no matter where i go

EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME
EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME
EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME

So did anyone else realise he was a midget before this scene? Might be because I'd just woken up but it completely took me by surprise. First scene was shot perfectly.

THIS THREAD IS GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

Ignore the haters, keep it up chubber.

They made everything in the room smaller so it looked like he was normal-sized.

I want Lynch to take my Tinder pics

he had a teeny tiny lil apartment

Shit I didn't even realise that. I'll have to rewatch it.

Oh Mr. user... the thread it come out of my ass

except when he gets up to get the envelope and the doorknob is at his eye level

it was a hotel room

you guys are inattentive as fuck

Look at the height of the door handles.

>mfw

carl rodd comforting the mother reminded me of this

yeah i had no idea from the first scene

is it fuuutur
or
is it paaasst

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It was pretty obvious he was tiny from the first shot of him.

I told you all the lodge spirits would help Dougie with his homework

Who the FUCK eats a sandwich at like 10pm? And why did Lynch reuse this sandwich bite take twice? Once when they first sit down, then again when Dougie goes upstairs. What did he mean by this?

Was the kid's death scene the first time we heard some fresh Angelo OC?

I am confused over all these factions in Dougie's life.

Who did he owe money to? Just some random thugs he gambled with?
Those hit men who called Roz from Frasier, I guess they're another faction? Was she the woman that Ike the Spike murdered? Was she working at Dougie's company or just some other random place? Maybe Roz was hired to kill Dougie/Coop and since she fucked up the unknown party hired Ike to kill her and Coop? Seems she was trying to call the black box that evil Coop called, so I guess it's lodge-related.

I'm eating a sandwich right now and it's just past midnight

Janey-E is a good mommy. She always has sandwiches ready.

I think that was Johnny.

>implying you dont make midnight snacks like sandwiches

live a little user.

Also when Dougie is doodling the pencil lead is wobbly like it's about to break. Then in another shot you can see the lead snapped. Then in the next shot it's sharpened/stable again.

I think so. There was a piece earlier in the season but someone else played it. I think this is pure Angelo audino.

if we see the convenience store again, we won't know any of the lodge spirits there

BOB actor is dead

Mrs Tremond actress is dead

Barron Trump Tremond is probably old and unrecognisable now

Michael "Gas the Kikes" J. Anderson is banned

I figured it wasn't going to be that important, desu. It foreshadows some stuff from the show, like Coop meetings with Briggs, and the monster in the box, and Tammy Preston.

everyone is saying they burst out laughing at this scene, but it freaked me out so much it made me sick to my stomach.

Best I can figure out is that Evil Coop and/or Jeffries had hired Patrick Fischler who had hired Lorraine (Roz) to take out "Dougie" knowing that it would be Good Coop, but because she failed they had her killed instead.

Can anyone explain to me FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER? I don't have a theory for this one

Roz (its not her but she does look like her) got the job from the Vegas guy at the desk. (Remember "Tell her she got the job" ?) Heavily implied that his boss is the glass box billionaire. She hired the sniper and muscle car hitman to take care of him. Plan fell apart when unrelated thugs triggered the mine. She called the black box belonging to the billionaire. Billionaire wants to get rid of both her for her failure and dougie, so he sent an envelope to the Vegas guy, who sent it to Robert Downey Jr. He killed Roz, and is about to kill Dougie next ep.

singing in the rain DUMBASS

yeah that continuity flub lynched me.

Singin in the Rain.

I didn't laugh until he looked down at his bent ice pick and whimpered "no..."

if this post is serious, Gene Kelly is the guy who did the upbeat singing in the rain song with an umbrella and Albert was pissed because of how not fun being in the rain actually is

Either you're underage or extremely uncultured.

Yeah I burst out laughing too. Almost never do that when im watching something by myself.

Damn I knew I worded it wrong. What did I do

She's a hungry mommy.

i laughed at dougie in the elevator

I don't understand the "nothing happens" complaint. For me it's the exact opposite where too much happens in too many different locations that I doubt Lynch will be able to tie them up successfully.

>your dick will NEVER be that sandwich

Albert was just saying that rain sucks.

Well, now she has to give Dougie THREE rides to top Jade, so she has to keep her energy up.

this week showtime will show PUTIN interviews
pirates BTFO

Underage b& detected.

Ahhh yeah that all makes sense.

>Lynch manages to write strong, empowered woman who bravely stands up to two men
>five seconds later
>IMMA IMMA GOOD MAN

I fucking died.

Who else /JadeGiveTwoRides/ here?

also, it sounded like she put crisps inside her sandwich

Yeah, the Oliver Stone interview looks interesting. People are saying he goes too easy on Putin though.

What is a 'crisp' you dumb britfag?

Post the webm of that kid getting run over

Chips are fries, crisps are chips. FUCK America

again i have no idea why you think it's weird to eat a sandwich at 10pm. it would be weird if she was having pancakes and bacon but it's not like having a sandwich at that hour is unfathomable. do you never eat food past 9pm or something? are you a mogwai?

I'm also guessing that the reason the billionaire wants Dougie dead doesnt really have anything to do with him being Coop, but rather the connection between Dougie/Janey-E and the body of Garland Briggs (the wedding ring in his stomach)

Last night's episode FLEW by. When the band I'm so fucking sick of the closing band shit started playing I literally checked the clock because I felt like only 20 minutes had gone by.

I'm really loving this series so far, each episode is better than the last.

>FUCK America

This desu.

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This clip is going to become a staple of Sup Forums

DELET

Stop posting on an American image board in a topic about an American show.

CHECK THIS OUT
At the Casino scene, the fattie, says Dougie live in LANCELOT COURT

in this episode, he says "MANZELA"

Janey-E meet the thugs at MERLIN and GUINEVERE

too much Arthur?

Aight next time I'll come up with a good one I promise

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T AUDREY APPEARED YET

There were multiple pencils on the table user.

Manlet uprising

And 12 bong is 12 o'clock.

FUCK Britain.

>tfw had to google gene kelly to get the joke
R8 my kino knowledge

She is the new Mrs. Tremond, hot damn look at those wrinkles

her skin is full on sloughing off her cheeks like thin weak fleshy jowels

I love the facial expressions and body language of the office bitch with the coffees

I laughed at the scene where the kid gets run over by the truck from how insanely over the top melodramatic it was. Where do I sign up to get my edgelord license?

remember that the black lodge is located in Glastonbury.

almost 100% just Frost having fun with names, but who knows.

Plus they use 24 hour time because they can't understand AM/PM. Fucking idiots

Oh shit, Black Lodge location in TP is also an Arthurian reference.

Is anyone else getting the creeping suspicion that James will never appear again in this seres?

no there weren't