/brit/

the phenotype edition

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sue

woof haha

gonna go on a road trip to america with the lads and play up our irishness to bag loads of american paddyboo birds haha

>Inspired by your purchases
>Yolev Women's Garter Belt Lace Hosiery Thigh High Stockings with Suspender Belt
nice one Amazon

need a cat gf

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refugees being used to clean up toxic sludge in the Montana

hahaha

Fuck off we're full

>be American
>pay $40,000 a year to study at uni
>get forced to study an unrelated humanities subject alongside your STEM degree
>not allowed to buy alcohol
>get caught by campus police in third year drinking at a house party
>get kicked out with $120,000 of debt

Uh can you not?

Sick of the cultural appropriation

hate gays

Rasheed counts as a rorke because they both a backwards conservative beliefs

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Why would a fucking kraut be affected by a true divine Gaelic man showing off how truly divine and Gaelic he is?

dvd boss

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love porn
hate slags

who /trans/ here?

>17 yo
>awkward, acne-ridden and overweight as hell
>in California
>CONSTANTLY get complimented on my accent

Only thing that was annoying is that they all thought I was Irish, and when I said I was Scottish I'd get questions about where that was.

rained so fucking much here today lads

got completely soaked

like watching videos of girls kissing girls

Do you want a fine bar of Cadbury?

>Rasheed counts as a rorke because they both a backwards conservative beliefs

the trans to dublin are quite nice

*gives the local runt the eye*
*watches as he scuttles into the runt cage like a good boy*
heh... LIKE. I'm the only good boy around here...

i'm right-wing

my best mates girlfriend always grabs my dick and tries to get it out when she gets drunk

not for me

You're descended from the divine Gael. Do not be ashamed of that fact. Embrace it.

why not have carpets on the wall

>i'm right-wing

Well, all my plans for the first few months of 2018 just went to shit my dudes.

I had been working on this really cool project where I turn the critically-acclaimed 1993 film Schindler's List into a hardcore porno, but pussy ass investors and producers don't know what today's consumer wants and are too scared of "muh contriversies"

i smoke because im hoping for an early death

Don't make me call Chinese Dave.

virgin

me

Ever realise you've got several pubs in your town older than America? mad like.

Stop lying

Oneitis 2018 is going pretty well lads

Bizarre post

wish a cat would sit on my lap right now

anime

0w0

More the fact that they often thought Scotland was a region of Ireland or England 2bh

Americans being bad at geography isn't just a meme

Wish my doggy would come back from doggy heaven to be with me again.

Aye, they're proper spastics like, but sure you can't be angry at a dog for not knowing how to do maths and all that.

lol get rekt faget

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Historylets lmao

Going to go hug my dog now

my names buck
and im here to fuck

have you found one?

Took me 10 days to break my new earphones

PHONE BILL ABOUT 2GS FLAT

NO NEED TO WORRY MY ACCOUNTANT HANDLES THAT

my name's hank
and I'm here to wank

Your name's Buck, right?
And you're here to fuck, right?

i didnt even know you could get banned for reviews lmao

VERY funny imgur album my mate linked me to on steam

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fair warning lads, there is a willy in there but it's all in good fun

>100 years is a long time in America
>"Yea but 100 miles is a long distance in Yurup lel xD xD xD"

Quite glad I don't have to drive for 40 minutes to get to the shops 2bh

yoyoyo my name's DJ poo willy here with another poo wee willy rap yeah uh yeah yeah uh poo poo yeah uh poo yeah uh willy poo willy poo yeah damn poo nigger poo yeah mean let's get it on poo wee wee wee paki willy poo

this pizza is so delicious

My name's Deano.
And I read the Beano.

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n-no wait

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"The American": The champion from the United States—a self-absorbed, fame-and-fortune-seeking, short-tempered, Russophobic bad boy, who either matures and aids Anatoly a year after his own defeat (in the British version), or remains selfish and wins the tournament (in the American version).

my names rasheed
and i listen to nasheeds

>Dentist ordered to pay his mother €600,000 for his upbringing

>Taiwan’s supreme court rules that the man must fulfil terms of a contract with his mother

hahaha

ive got a famous pornstar alot of you would have heard of sub tweeting everything i tweet

Shitposting is love, shitposting is life

The queen's final act on her deathbed will be to send the SAS to Japan and kill every single anime artist.

your head will get ruptured

dislike irish people de/su

pottery

same

this should be legal

there once was an annoying yank,
who'd only ever ejaculated through wank,
a girl talked to him and gave him a cuddle,
he got himself in such a romantic muddle,
but when /brit/ mocked him his heart sank

Fucking Rorke's coming into my shop asking for two korma fuck off you fat rorke basterd

won't be sleeping with my girlfriend tonight

whomst

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it will be to pronounce me and vigne man and wife

heloooo~ :3 ^.^ xxxx :>< .....

Rasheeeeeeedddddd

any desi gf man in?

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Britain is a melting pot. Hate will not win. Multiculturalism is on the right side of history.

Fuck off Rorke basterd

Spent the whole day sleeping.

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Choon

good lad

Lucky

Rasheeeeeeeeddddddddddd

britain is a melting pot but as in it's literally a pot that is melting and will spill its contents into the fire

sheed

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Fuck off you fat rorke basterd

going to die

its like im reading the guardian