Britain
>Best navy
>Best air force
>Best normal scientists
>Best playwrights
>Best comedians
>Best monarchs
>Best TV
>Best colonial empire
>Best flag
France
>Best army
>Best language
>Best national anthem
Spain
>Best primitive native murderers
Portugal
>Best explorers
Germany
>Best philosophers
>Best musicians
>Best engineers
>Best mathematicians (note: Isaac Newton is still better than any other individual)
>Best military scientists
>Best cars
>Best economy
Austria
>Best bodybuilders-turned-actors-turned-politicians-turned-actors
Switzerland
>Best at avoiding trouble
Poland
>Best video games
Czech Republic
>Best source of amateur pornography
Slovenia
>Hottest first ladies of the United States
Holland
>Best traders
Italy
>Best artists
>Best chefs
>Best filmmakers
>Best poets
>Best modern architecture
>Best ancient architecture
Russia
>Best novelists
>Best chess players
>Best at resisting European invaders
>Best at winning Olympic medals
Sweden
>Hottest people
>Best disco music
Norway
>Least corrupt politicians
Denmark
>Best toys
Finland
>Best memes
The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
Britain
>Britain
Its mostly hype, the world is too anglophile, "best playwriters", you mean most famous. Im sure theres wonderful lithuanian and finnish writers, but i dont speak those languages, so i'll never know them. "Best comedians" same shit as the writers. Best monarchs...what... Best Tv, you are having a giggle m8. "Best colonial empire", largely overrated. "Best flag", all up to personal taste.
>France best anthem
No one comes even close to Russia's anthem.
Etc etc
>Britain
>Best navy
>Best air force
>Best playwrights
>Best monarchs
OH NO NO NO NO
>germany
>best military scientists
They were the best former military scientist... Now americans are the best in that.
>best navy
>losing to a bunch of inbred fishermen
pick one
>Italy
>best poets
No, that would be France my 56% brother
>Germany
>Best military scientists
Bruh bias aside I'd still pick France over Germany.
Playwrights and comedians are very culturally subjective. The only reason English playwrights are famous is because the English language is so prevalent in the world.
>Britain
>Best flag
No, that honor should belong to esti
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I have to admit, we learned a lot from French poets.
No, also stop besting.
Dude you have no clue what's going on. I'm an EE for the militray and our technology is easily 20 years ahead of civilian technology. Probably even crazier in america
This
You forgot best dictators for Austria
>I'm an EE for the militray and our technology is easily 20 years ahead of civilian technology. Probably even crazier in america
move musicians to france or britain
hottest people to spain or italy
best video games to sweden (paradox)
Thanks