Be Brit

>Be Brit
>Invented modern civilization, USA, Israel and feminism at the same time

What kind of monsters are they?

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British Inventions and Discoveries
Logarithms – John Napier, 1614
Submarines – William Bourne, 1920
Steam power – Thomas Savery, 1698
Electrostatic motors – Andrew Gordon, 1740
Drainage – Hugh Dalrymple, 1753
Modern economics – Adam Smith, 1776
Selective breeding – Robert Bakewell, 1783
Vaccines – Edward Jenner, 1798 (saved more lives than were lost in all the wars of mankind since the beginning of recorded history)
Incandescent light – Humphry Davy, 1802
Percussion ignition, basis of all modern firearms – Alexander Forsyth, 1807
Electromagnet – William Sturgeon, 1825
Electromagnetic induction – Michael Faraday, 1831
Electric telegraph – Charles Wheatstone, 1837
Boolean algebra – George Boole, 1847
Hypodermic syringes – Alexander Wood, 1853
Telephones – Alexander Bell, 1876
Fingerprinting (forensic science) – Francis Galton, 1892
Electroluminescence (LEDs) – Henry Round, 1907
Aircraft design – Frank Barnwell, 1910
Jet engines – Frank Whittle, 1930
Cat’s eye road markings – Percy Shaw, 1933
Keynesian revolution – John Keynes, 1936
Emergency telephone services – London, 1937
Computers – Alan Turing, 1939
First compiled programming language – Maurice Wilkes, 1951
Structure of DNA – Francis Crick, 1953
Atomic clocks – Louis Essen, 1955
Carbon fibre – Royal Aircraft Establishment, 1963
Higgs boson – Peter Higgs, 1964
Cash-machines and PINs – James Goodfellow, 1966
IVF – Steptoe & Edwards, 1977
DNA Profiling – Alec Jeffreys, 1984
World Wide Web – Tim Berners-Lee, 1989
SMS messages – GSM network, 1992
Animal cloning – Roslin Institute, 1996
Isolation of graphene – University of Manchester, 2004
The language you speak
British Achievements
World’s largest empire
English law, basis of common law used globally
Westminster parliament system, also used globally
Centre of the industrial revolution, world’s first industrialised nation
One of the world’s largest economies

Home to Sir Isaac Newton, Michael Faraday, Charles Darwin, Robert Hooke, James Prescott Joule, John Dalton, Joseph Priestley, Lord Rayleigh, J. J. Thomson, James Chadwick, Charles Babbage, George Boole, Alan Turing, Tim Berners-Lee, Paul Dirac, Stephen Hawking, Peter Higgs, Roger Penrose, John Horton Conway, Thomas Bayes, Arthur Cayley, G. H. Hardy, Oliver Heaviside, Andrew Wiles, Francis Crick, Joseph Lister, Christopher Wren, William Shakespeare and Richard Dawkins
World renowned for its universities
Rich folklore
Revolutionised literature – Shakespeare, Dickens, H.G. Wells, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, J.R.R. Tolkien etc.
Won BOTH World Wars
You may hate us, you may love us, but like it or not we invented the modern world

Yeah like half of those were stolen from the Irish

>Yeah like half of those were stolen from the Irish
You are as presumptuous as you are poor my drunkard friend

>irish
>producing anything other than top-tier literature

>modern civilization
I don't think so
>USA
They tried to stop it
>Israel
Ok, but if it wasn't them it would have been created by someone else, it was inevitable
>feminism
Early feminism was a good thing, it degenerated in America

>>modern civilization
>I don't think so
I refer you to and

>be British
>make the greatest civilization to ever grace the planet
I miss her lads

Lol! Without british empire, many parts of the world would probably remain shithoe to this day. Including your fucking pathetic country, plastic gook. You are your own monster, kamsahamnida!
Stupid plastic gook. *smacks your head
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Yeah like half of those were stolen from the Americans

WE

Nice flag wanker

>Invented modern civilization
how ?

waz met jou

all of them improved by germans

>They tried to stop it
lolno, we've been their golden boys in the western hemisphere for ~150 years now. Canada exists because Britain was selling out their North American colonies in favor of burgers.

...

you were the largest contributor to the development of modern liberalism

For the sole purpose of trying to ruin Europe once more

> you
I didn't do shit, taking pride in the achievements of others is dumb

>taking pride in the achievements of others is dumb

>Hey bro, congrats on getting your phd. I'd be proud but you aren't me so I'm afraid I can't be.

> ?
imposter

Kills thousands of Indians

me take pride in achievements of others

Pride is a sin user

any type of pride is ok as long as it is solely positive and doesn't put down anyone else

nothing wrong with anglophiles

WE

we're talking about negative contributions to the world, not positive ones

Triggered.

Because you're a paki.

>they tried to stop it
Not really we were 1/2 for and half against
Other than that 10/10 post

At least pre industrial revolution we were nice and tried to integrate each others cultures into eachother

>tfw 1/4 Indian since my great grandfather fugged an Indian princess

>English law, basis of common law used globally
But it suffers the competition from Roman-germanic law.

you're embarrassing.