Mfw Brits are literally the master race

>mfw Brits are literally the master race.
>invented Canadians, Australians, and Burgers.

This website and all the keks and banter literally wouldn't exist without us Brits.

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Leafs were a mistake tbqh

That's like saying you invented your child...

go fuck a teakettle you bitchass calling cookies biscuit ass fucking muslim ass bitch how about you lose an entire seafaring empire again faggot your great grandmother needed so much dick your country took over the world to get her enough go fuck some black pudding while thinking of the queen faggot your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt dont you have a muslim bull to prep or is it time to put fucking beans on fucking toast & pretend you dont want to kill yourself are you gonna pray to allah when youre done here or jack it with your big ben dildo

id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

i tried searching "best blowjob ever" on pornhub but all i could find was your COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKING BITCHFAG

Don't talk to daddy like that, he'll ground us.

Yer fat though

>invented canada
>being proud of this
This was a mistake you plebian

Anglos are the best aren't we dad, your only mistake was Leafs and Aussies. When can we become a Fascist militant empire again and destroy all non anglos, and finally rid the world of Aryans, French, niggers and mudslimes?

Why do our former colonies shitpost so much?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

go suck off a poodle faggot i googled 'moose in the wild' & found your mother sucking two dicks at once last time i asked about maple candy it turned out to be your sisters stripper name are you chinese too or just the guy fucking your girlfriend were you born a faggot or was it being buttfucked by your PM that turned you are you learning chinese at school or from the guys at the gay bar do you all use maple syrup as lube or just when your dad was fucking you other countries cant kick out AIDS you couldnt kick out the FUCKING FRENCH is it time for ramadan or to put your dick in some poutine bitch

what are doing first after this, apologizing to people you dont know or pretending hockey is an actual fucking sport

whats the difference between my uncle & the average canadian my uncle stopped fucking dogs when the meth wore off

>Brits are literally the master race.

this

>Leafs were a mistake

#notallbrits obviously

> your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt

kek'd thanks yank

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Master race checking in lads

Brits aren't a race, we're made up of three differant peoples for a start.

express.co.uk/news/world/695715/British-Camp-Bastion-ABANDONED-Taliban

Afghanistan literally falls apart without Brits

And entire modern science couldn't exist without zero.

Yeah let's bring back the Empire and conquer the world, so we can finally have a one world English government!

Who's with me lads?!

>English
>Master race
top lel

>netherlands
>retarded continental cousin of england

Nice try, Willem.

>Netherlands
>Retarded
wot m8

Thank you Britain for once upon a time, generations ago, being some based motherfuckers. Alas that time has passed, the empire is gone, you basically function as the worlds gun runners and a great example of a thoroughly Cucked gibsmedat nanny state culture.

You can be great again. Brexit was a start. Tie the pound to silver, remove kebab, and fortify the homeland. World War 2: Championship Edition is coming and you don't wanna get caught with your pants down again.

Cheers m8.