I need 48 hours

>i need 48 hours
>you have 34 seconds

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>I need 34 seconds
>you have 48 hours

Wow black people are really fucking scary.

I'm glad there aren't any were I live.

I live in a white neighborhood and the other day I saw a black kid walking in th back Alley.
Something isn't right.
Should I notify the local Klan?

Isn't this the same guy that does weird faces after having multiple orgasm? Isn't there a KFC edit of him fucking a bucket and his jaw dropping?

>he does it in 34 seconds anyway
>spends the rest of time masturbating

>I need 2 years
>You have the time it takes me to finish this sentence

>I need a shot of espresso
>Here's a large coffee. Chug it.

>What am I paying you for?!
>You're not

>What am I paying you for?!
>Exactly

>*shoots him*

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't.

*tap tap tap*
I'M IN

>WE'RE BEING HACKED!!!!
>unplugs monitor

>These threads need to stop 2011
>2017, still making them

Definitely, trips confirm it

i wonder what movie out there has the most intentional tropes

>I'm only gonna go to Sup Forums for a couple of years
>*10 years later*

>... he's here

>and your other 34 seconds

Airplane

>and your OTHER thread

WOAH, POWERFUL MEEM'S

>when do you need it done
>YESTERDAY

>...and your OTHER 34 seconds

I like that The Martian subverted this.

>knocks on door
>waits 2 seconds
>knocks on door again

>give me your weapons
>*gives 10 pistols and large shotgun*
>all of them!
>*female character produces large phallic shaped gun off camera*
>*shrugs*

>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis
inspection!"
>Character has two penises
>"Umm sir your OTHER penis please?!?"

>He's in Johnson's fish warehouse, I've tapped in to their security cameras, he's on screen now!

>assuming they have a digital security system
>assuming you have the software that can get the video streams and control the cameras
>assuming it has a security vulnerability you can get into
>assuming you can even fucking find the IP address they're using.

You may get lucky with some of these things and some of the other things you could possibly figure out with a day of investigating but even if the stars aligned, you certainly wouldn't be able to hack in a minute or two.

The Flash was the worst for this one.

Prepare for cancer
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>Sure you've lived a life full of fighting, you're 6ft10, your arm is thicker than my waist and you're covered in scars but...
>YOU TRY RUNNING IN HIGH HEELS

Name one movie where this happens

I managed to last 5 seconds of this torture

one of us

Mother of god...

It just doesn't stop, they just keep piling on the stupidity.

I'm getting the impression that The CW don't have the greatest writers.

Batman vs Superman

The leftovers has a literal penis inspection

the worst

>"HE'S SENDING ELECTRICAL SURGES TO ALL OUR PREVIOUS IP'S"
>room starts exploding with smoke and electricity
>they keep facerolling the keyboards
Just remember, technology is magic.

>not being able to make monitors explode using a GUI developed in Visual Basic
N00b

>I know
>I created it in college

>straight to the point, I like that

>assuming you can even fucking find the IP address they're using.
If they're using IP cameras, and you can connect to their network, that's actually rather straightforward.

>he's been here the whole time