AMA German Edition

Hi, ask the Hermann anything.

>Germany's fine
>getting colder outside though

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Of course Germany is fine. Sup Forums got meme-ed into thinking that life in one of the safest, least corrupt and most prosperous countries is bad.

There's only one Hermann in town

So what are we to do about the migrants?

It is indeed pretty comfy here. I wonder if we'll see many freezing refugees like last year.

is it cucked or do you feel the return of an ethnostate?

Do you think Merkel will be reelected? Thoughts on potentially being in the cross hairs of the upcoming Russia-Poland conflict?

How many US military bases are still in your country? What's the general perception of our presence there, do you see it as us keeping you safe or are we intruding and trying to run things? Any idea what % of the bill Germany puts up?

That's all I got right now, thanks for the time Germanbro

Integrate them as best as we can and then send them home once their country of origin is less fucked.

So they'll probably stay in case of the Syrians.

Send more settlers please.

would be better without terrorism though

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what have you done to remove kebob?
also
>use a proxy faggot

Define cucked.

>you Americans with your weird fetishes

It's likely she will get reelected. There's not really many othe viable candidates right now, especially not from the Social Democrats.

I don't see a conflict between Poland and Russia. Russia's trying to rile up everyone though, but with NATO they think twice so fuck them.

Not sure about the amount of bases, but I live in the part formerly occupied by the British and they have almost left all their bases I think.

I guess at least Ramstein will remain in the future.

I think the perception is split 50/50. Lots of leftist and neonazis hate you for different things, such as being an embodiment of capitalism, or your warring. I appreciate your presence and what you generally do around the world. No idea about costs.

Go back to Kraut Bernd.

can yoou please explain why german porn is so full of pissing and fisting and other extreme activities?

But Herrmann, that's been the plan so far and it does not seem to be working. What are we to do about the ones who can not be integrated with the means at hand? What if it is not possible to integrate them well -enough-? Fast -enough-? What if them staying is not a good thing, Herrmann? Herrmann, we might need your sword-arm more than your advice.

I do my part by eating their delicious meat dishes, thus I literally remove kebob with my teeth!

in going to Nuremburg in September Will I get bombed?

Do Germans like the Scottish?

if anybody is interested , there's a holocaust thread on Sup Forums with a hysterical chosen

>it does not seem to be working
You think they'll magically learn a new alphabet and German over night or something? Of course it takes time.

>What if it is not possible to integrate them well -enough-? Fast -enough-?

Good questions. What would you say is "well enough" and "fast enough"?

>Germany's fine
lol

I think they like Scots more than your average Britbong, yes. It's this mysterious land up north full of whiskey and beardy old men full of tales.

I doubt it, but of course there is a slight chance. What are you doing in Nürnberg?

Speak for yourself. I've been robbed at knifepoint twice already. Police caught one of the suspects and he turned out to be in Germany on asylum status

>look at flag
>mfw

What do you do with all those refugees fished out of the waters? Store them at Lampedusa?

Sorry to hear that.

Good because we like Germans better than English northern Irish or welsh people.

No real plan in place but going for 5 days will spend a day in Munich and rothenburg on tauer too

Welcome to the West, pal.

Enjoy some local Bratwurst then, like the small ones from Nürnberg. Have fun!

If you're visting anyone, bring whiskey.

>Will I get ?
No idea, ask the English.

So, where do you live in germoney?
Oberbergischer Kreis here, still no harm from rapefugees in our parts.

Nope, we ship them to Austria and then to Germany. Enjoy

How do I become a german in engineering?
Hiding and manipulating data before an audit is I know already though.

Bielefeld

G-g-grazie

Did you mean the German Empire?

Are you familiar with toilets yet?

>I appreciate your presence and what you generally do around the world.

be current year
be that much of a cuck

Im actually from München and if you are enjoying a good glass of whiskey in a relaxing, smooth atmosphere, check out Mr. Mumble's New Orleans Bar near Gärtnerplatz. My favorite bar in town.

>Germany's fine
nothing is fine you fucking cuck
millions of shitskins have invaded, get fed and housed with your money, while they rape and kill your people.
but ok keep reading spiegel online and be a good cuck

The Scots really do have chips on both shoulders. What a bitter runt.

Mors tua vita mea. Sorry buddy

Yes.
Also noice id

mUKTI8WO in hindi means "Freedom from World Order".

is this "movement" unique to germany?
hoping your own people die out and hating your country so much you want everyone to go extinct?

What about all the north africans and turks that make up the bulk of the migrants?

WIR SCHAFFEN DAS!!! (We're not)

Now now, let's keep it friendly. Just because you're a loser doesn't mean you have to get all angsty angry up in my thread here.

>he actually took the bait

Pro tip: Those "germany is fine" threads are all bait.

Everyone knows it is over and we are already dead.

Same?! Not sure I understand you.

Nah it's not a bait thread. Germany is fine.

>he does it for free

speak for yourself. I'm actually very comfy in my loft.

But why would you recommend a Scot to drink whiskey in Germany? Recommend something he might not have seen or eaten yet.

Me too, but i'm not a naive retard like you and i know where this is heading.

Cheers, m8.

Well enough to not behave like an invading army.

Fast enough to not see that army victorious.

its shit here i would rather live in half of the second world countries than this shithole.

How is that moon so big?

Via a reference object and the position close to the horizon it appears pretty big.

yes, I'm sure you do.
Well if he chooses to grab a drink he atleast knows a good place to look now. Better than tourist-traps like the Hofbräuhaus. Generally I'd recommend to stay away from the city center and focus my attentions on Schwabing. There's a better chance to spot the "real" München.

Do you like tanks there?

Why does the German government pay people to shill on the internet?

It doesn't.

Brilliant retort, lad. Enjoy your beloved München while you can.

It sure does. This thread is living proof

What`s the average car on germanistan street. VW Passat B7 or what

Everyday, mate :^)

I can only talk for München. Bmw & Audi are dominating everything else.

Enjoy your Oktoberfest. Oh wait, it's going to be banned because it's haram? Oh deary me, that sucks, hu?

:^)

It most certaintly won't be banned and I'll enjoy wearing my new Tracht, yes.

Yeah everything is fine.

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What do you think of our Hermann?

The bottom looks a bit nude. Where is that?

Okay I'll bite. How out of hand is the whole immigration thing? Has it made any changes to where you live?

The fact this exists makes me happy.

Hermann Heights Monument in New Ulm, Minnesota. Built by German immigrants to symbolise their love for the old country and friendship with fellow Americans.

Be careful, friend. You wouldn't want too much refugee piss, spit and semen on your nice Tracht when you stumble around drunk af in a dark alley and a dozen new Müncheners decide to say hello.

Have fun!

> and then send them home once their country of origin is less fucked

Do you actually believe that. You'll never send anyone back, each one you are taking is here to stay.

It has settled down. We've received far less this year than last.

State institutions related to asylum stuff were built back in recent years because a lot less refugees came, so they couldn't cope at all at first with the very large numbers in 2015, but they're investing more into it to process refugees. Some makeshift camps weren't need after a while it seems and remained empty.

The only changes here is a lot more brown people being bored walking around (they're not allowed to pick up work) and one bus line which goes to a refugee shelter being full with refugees all the time. Oh and we have a pathetic offshoot of the Pegida neonazis doing sad "protests".

It's a bit overblown on plebbit and Sup Forums but if you get your infos from those sites you are retarded anyway. Thing is though, there will be happenings and those fucks can't keep their hands of our girls. They are really creepy desu. Anyway, I would say the situation is under control for now.

It has. Just yesterday a came across a group of immigrants in a supermarket, all of them wearing surgery masks. They are infected with stuff like TB and hepatitis, and I know it b/c a friend of mine is working as a public servant dealing with them everyday. Another friend who is a lefty med student is volunteering in a refugee camp and oh boy the stories she's telling. In the bigger cities meds are running out, unbeknownst to the public. Try and get hepatits vaccine and you won't get any. Don't listen to the shilling in this thread, the situation is majorly fucked up in populated areas.

Interesting, thanks. Kind of strange though, to me it seems more of a regional thing having it here. I think the Kaiser and Bismarck monuments are better known.

Well it's a problem, sure, but we are sending people back even if it's small numbers so far. It's also a matter of their countries of origin cooperating in taking them back.

interesting way of seeing things. I'm about to fly to Hong Kong for my semester abroad and I can asure you I was able to receive a hepatitis vaccination (:

You didn't expect them to come totally healthy after first living in a war zone and then trekking through Turkey and Europe, did you?

And to expand on that. In my opinion the EU handled the refugee crisis really poorly. I know you other european countries don't want to hear it but if everyone took some all of this would have been a non-matter. Global warming is happening and soon there will be a MASSIVE migration period. Couple million shitskins is nothing compared to whats coming.

and why would I care about that anyway? they shouldn't be here in the first place, let alone walk around in public. No need to rationalize things

>AMA Germany thread
>OP is a ulta-cuck, 70% of posters are german

Yeah. Do all of us on this board a favour, and go back to krautchan, OP.

From what muslim country are you?

>Germany's fine

OP is a supreme cuck. Every sane German hates the influence the US has on our country. Especially on our media and the fact that you're storing nukes on our ground.

>Okay I'll bite. How out of hand is the whole immigration thing? Has it made any changes to where you live?

The things is, these problem are always localized. If you live in a nice middle class suburb and commute to work in the business district before chilling at a bar in the trendy part of town, immigration will never be a problem. But if you live in the bad part of town, your life will dramatically change, not for the better.

Mass immigration doesn't affect everyone equally, that's why nobody gave a fuck and we let it happen for so long. To many people, immigration just means more ethnic restaurants and cheap service workers but don't see the social cost and problems that come along with it.

>Bielefeld
>not being brainwashed
choose one

>writing

>like

>this

I won't bring whiskey it's shite

I'll bring whisky which is much superior


I'm looking forward to drinking Paulaner which is my fav beer but I don't get it here.

Do you watch ice hockey? I think I'll try and see redbull Munich

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I actually do watch ice hockey from time to time. you can look for tickets on redbullmuenchen.de. Have you tried other beer? I wouldn't recommend Paulaner. I certaintly don't know anybody who likes Paulauner. Try Augustiner, Tegernseer, Bayreuther or Chiemseer.

I'll probably try a lot whilst I'm there.

I support Braehead clan. Hockey fans are normally cool so I guess I'll be alright to wear my clan top to your arena.

sure man, represent your team. we wouldn't expect anything less. it will probably lead to some cool talks, too. If you are in München there is no way to get around drinking Augustiner. It is the oldest brewery of München. Bavarians basically don't drink anything else.