It's over. DC has won

It's over. DC has won.

why are all these toddlers watching a PG-13 movie with dick jokes?

why dont these people ever know about elektra and catwoman movies

arent they female superheros ?

Those were critical and commercial failures so not many people remember them

Does anyone know if there is a youtube compilation of all of her armpit shots in WW? I'm asking for a friend.

Popculture memes have told them to ignore it. Wonder Woman is self-agraddizing piece by deluded studio heads

Damn..

>5 year old girl
>dont pollute you idiot, that is why there are no men in temyscira

>This kid got angry and threw a plastic car over his head and a girl gasped "LIKE IN THE MOVIE"

And dismembered soldiers

>a child has a vaguely political opinion
yeah... no. that never happened

Things which never happend: The thread

>child

it's a grown woman, which is even worse

Eh, I watched Jurassic Park in theaters when I was 4 and it's still my favorite movie.

Those movies came out 20 years ago. These kindergarteners are 4-5 years old.

>taking kids to violent shit
>AMERIFATS

cringekino

>then we cried
>we

Not so fast DC

And look how well you turned out

>"EMPOWERED" WOMEN VS KANGZ
Who wins?

>DC makes a movie with a female lead but that isn't feminist at all
>feminist like it and make it their flagship or some shit
>marlel overreacts and makes a WE WUZ BLM propaganda flick
These guys win without playing

>kids that will all grow up under sharia law

>then on friday two of the boys said wonder woman was stupid
>so the girls of the kindergarten class
>...and...and i swear this is true
>...the girls decided to have a debate!
>they put all their desks together
>they wrote different countries on paper
>and for the last hour of the day
>these 5 year old girls
>they changed those boys opinions
>they explained the nuances and camera techniques
>they explained how the writing was on par with francis ford coppola
>true story, wonder woman changes lives

> then we cried

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF KEKLEVEL: MAXIMUM

Lol

>the 5y old boy came up to both his mothers and announced he wanted to transition so he could dress as wonder woman for halloween but only if he got fair trade candy from sustainable farming

Things that happened.jpeg.mp4

>black panther nigs don't like the rest of africa and refuse to help them
Unless they're changing this it's going to show the world the true nature of blacks
the ultimate ""red"""pill

with wonder woman following the mcu formula to a t, and joss whedon being hired to reshoot and edit justice league the two franchises are going to be the same exact thing for all intents and porpouses, how does it even matter who 'wins'?

don't these people have moms?

DC are copycats

>we want the sjw audience

How can Marvel ever recover?

>these are the people teaching your children

>your children
>your
>children

Elektra is a vigilante and Catwoman is a thief.
Diana is more about being good and protecting the World.

Sounds #litty.

Not everyone here is a khv bud

Thingsthathappenedforrealsguys.jpeg

Kek!

All superheros are vigilantes.

No, Wonder Woman is a demigod, human law doesn't work for her.

>I was talking to a girl who hadn't seen it and I told her it was life-changing and she needed to see it to become inspired and embrace the power of her femininity and she told me I was right, and the next day was elected President of the United States, and the name of that girl was Beyonce
Tru story

Wow. Very adult. You're a big boy now, user.

why would one make up this shit
what is gained

Do you think they got the Steve saying he's "above average" joke?

Pretty much for this reason:
>See? This is proof I was right all along! Take that people on the internet who disagreed with my opinion!

Fucking hell solid kek

really makes you think

>people write this pathetic shit
>people believe this pathetic shit

yes and? What do you get by having less variety as a consumer? Every mainstream action movie is apeing the mcu now so every movie is the same shit and it's extremely boring

100% convinced that none of that shit happened.

It's fucking June schools are out.

>"In the opening training scene she leaned over and whispered 'Those are all women?'"
>"I responded 'Yeah, that's how a woman can look if she's not a lazy bitch.'"
>"She cried all the way through the movie, and most of the way home."
Was that really called for?

>tfw it's working

Attention on the internet is like heroin to these people.

I work at at kindergarten and this is a collection of cute Black Panther related things that happened within a week of the trailer being released.

>Inspired by Wakanda the black kids in class all signed up for after school science fair.
>A kid taped a paper plate to his lip to make it look like some tribal body mod


ok i cant think of anything else funny nevermind

It's already bad enough that these people live in delusional fantasy worlds but it's another thing entirely when they start spewing the most inane lies on the internet as anecdotal "proof" of their deranged world view

>See! this imaginary scenario I made up in my sick head proves my principles were right all along

It's amazing how not even a year ago, when Ghostbusters came out, the world was still a hopelessly misogynistic and evil place

WOW. Lots of misogyny and racism in this thread. Incredible how you cis male haters can take a heartwarming story and make it into something negative.

>A five year old girl shouted at a boy who dropped a candy wrapper on the floor "DON'T POLLUTE YOU IDIOT, THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO MEN IN TEMISCYRA!"

Me not being the only person ITT who has ever seen a vagina is more likely than that having actually happened.

>Make her parent revamp the whole party on a wimp
Number 3 is already showing signs

whoah dude you've seen vag? fucking epic

we all lose.