You drop your child off at school

>You drop your child off at school.

>you go in to meet the teacher

>Its her

do you pull your kid out of that class

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I disguise as a child and enroll myself

I creep on her.

see if I can date her and then when we have sex see what kind of weird stuff she's into
Like, i'm just assuming that she's transformed into a horse and gone out into the field to get mated, but that's just because that's my fetish

Ask if I can go along on a field trip as a parent volunteer

Try not to die

>Get home from long day at work
>ask daughter what she did at school today
>she tells me she turned into an egg and then got jizzed on by a salmon

Hell no. I volunteer as a chaperone for every field trip.

That show has literally taught me more useful facts than public school did at that age.
Why the hell is is necessary to know all 50 state capitals by heart?

Are you fucking crazy? The Frizz was the GOAT. Sure the kids were often seemingly in danger, but she always had things under control.
See this user knows whats up.

the only answer

>Why the hell is is necessary to know all 50 state capitals by heart?

Because it separates you from morons?

As her Lizard?

When it comes to Ms Frizzle I never pull out.

does it?
because if a moron can memorize all 50 state capitals, doesn't the system fail?

Like you actually know all 50 capitals off the top of your head, and are intellectually stimulated by it.

Leave kid with her then try and find a way to become a student in her class

If that single bit of trivia is literally the only dividing line between a moron and a non-moron regardless of all other knowledge, then being a moron isn't a big deal.

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I dunno, man. That information is about as useful as memorizing state birds.

god that raccoon wants it and i'm not even a furfag

No I try to get in her pants and pound that hairy bush

>Okay class, today we're going to learn about the mating habits of raccoons.
>Now, who wants to be the male raccoon to help me demonstrate to the class.

>hey hon how was school today?

>great! We went on a field trip through a dogs reproductive system!

>...what?

>Dorothy even got to have puppies!

>WHAT

>and ms teacher turned us all into sperm so we coukd experience the rigors of-

>WHAT

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Feeling crabby, user?

CARLOS

keked loud

Is that reeboot still happening?

I am beyond redemption.
That's the bus.

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>Ms.Frizzle has had contact with aliens

>she might even be one in disguise

>Ms. Frizzle invites her home with her after a few drinks

>after things start getting intimate she motions you to the garage

>the school bus is in there she tells you to get on

> with you on board the bus starts shrinking and changing into the shape of a dildo

>she picks it up with you inside and goes into the bedroom

>she starts going to town on herself, you are thrashed around inside

>all of a sudden the tip opens and you are shot out you are now inside a sperm vessel traveling towards her egg

>you impregnate her egg, now she is pregnant and you are the child in her womb

>nine months later she gives birth to you,you are still conscious of who you are and everything that has happened but now you are a newborn baby

hot damn

>that one time they where running from a literal ball of shit rolling down somebodys intestines

>that episode where she changes all the kids ethnicities so they can learn about rascism

>she's so dedicated to education that she told her TARDIS to make her regenerate with only one heart

>well at least now I don't have to give that talk

>The Schoolbus is a TARDIS

That.. makes a lot of sense

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>she tells me she got turned into a plant and her classmates went inside her body to take a look at her ovaries

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Oedipus? Is that you?

>She told her TARDIS to make her regenerate...
That's not how it works.

Most of facts are just memorization, whether mentally or through muscle memory. How to spell, how to write, how to type, definitions of words, etc. Why is it important to know who was in World War II? It's just random memorization, all I need to know is Nazi, Germany, and Hitler right? Why do I need to know who our presidents were? Eh, as long as I know is Washington, Lincoln, and whoever our current president is and I should be good, right?

It's important to know so when you live in your own country and someone says, "I'm from Delaware", you don't question whether or not that is a state or a city. It's important to know so when someone says, "I'm from New York", you don't only think of Manhattan. When someone says, "You know, all these current political issues are just reminiscent of what John Adams went through", you don't think "John Adams? Isn't that a beer company?".

Knowing this shit doesn't make you intelligent, it just makes you not an idiot who only memorizes Pokemon and Star Wars trivia.

I want whatever you've been smoking.

wat

>be the involved parent who tags along
>use my dad powers and try to out-pun Carlos

I'll be honest. That's pretty creative if a bit ridiculous.

>funny thread opening

>turns into a demented sex thread

Whats wrong with you faggots?

first day?

Y-you need to have a chaperone on your field trips, don't you?

>5th grade class had to sing 50 Nifty United States at our graduation
>There was also this group of kids who sang it nonstop at recess every day
>Have that song permanently burned into my brain as a result
>I can hear it right now as I post, and so can you

Please, enlighten us.
I could've sworn the Doctor once said regeneration is the result of technology rather than an inherent ability, which is why he has a set number of extra lives.

no, always been here. it's just disappointing. why can't you guys be weirdos instead of being sexually demented weirdos? people would like you better

desu I only learned them because I was in middle school quiz bowl.

Now, I did have to memorize the 27 amendments for AP US History, and I did it, but I failed because I didn't list the "titles."

who cares?

obviously me

Most people don't seem to have any structure to the facts they memorized and can't draw any kind of conclusion or even consider that what they know is relevant outside exam.

It gets rather tedious, doesn't it?

I work at an elementary school as a teachers aid and having her as the teacher would be fucking amazing.

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People who don't want threads derailed by others who want to talk about how much they want to sex Sup Forums characters, instead of staying on topic.

Fuck no, those kids learned.

Also, FrizzleXMary Poppins OTP.

What's stopping you from continuing the disscusion user?

>Little Richard sang the theme song

That was already my jam, now I know why.

What is this fetish called? Is this the Oedipus Complex in it's final form?

Kid's about to get the greatest education of their young life

W-Where can I find more of Bus-tan?

You clearly have been thinking about this for a while

>Ms. Frizzle will never roughly peg you for hours on end with some bizarre hi-tech strap-on
Why live?

50 nifty united states from the 13 original colonies
I can fucking remember this but I can't memorize fucking formulas in math 105 now.
I want off this ride

>Scout 'em shout 'em tell all about 'em

college algebra is easy you fucking nerd
what's difference formula

Why must you do this to me user

I have a test on that Monday. Something to do with x2-x1 and the same for y.
I'm not a math dude my field is education with a concentration in literature

>One by one til we've given a name
>to every state
>in the good ol'
>YUUU ESSS AYYY

Why is my hair bigger in the front than it is the back?

root (x2-x1)^2 + (y2-y1)^2

solve for (3,4) (2,5)

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That's my face when I see a new meme

Sounds like you were Being John Malkofrizz.

Nah, it's a biological thing that rasilon started. He is also the one who set a limit on other time lords regenerations so that they wouldn't live as long as him. but don't quote me on that, my Who knowledge isn't exactly up to date

Are you talking about when Smith regenerated into Capaldi?
I see it as an asspull.

What do you think sex ed with the Friz would be like?

The lore never agreed with itself. It pulled all sorts of weird shit. When first regeneration was written in in the sixties, they said TARDIS "renewed" the Doctor and, indeed, new actor kinda looked like the younger version of elderly William Hartnell. The second Doctor instead was forced to "Change his appearance" instead of usual process.

At certain points it seemed to be agreed that regeneration energy can be transferred from person to person to bypass the limit - stealing regeneration from Doctor was villains' plot at least twice, but where it came from is never agreed upon between anyone. Even Steven Moffat doesn't agree with himself.

We already saw it. That was the focus of an episode.

>Even Steven Moffat doesn't agree with himself.
You say that like he manages to usually keep things straight.

Protip: Steven Moffat is fucking terrible

I'm going to need some sauce with this steak user.

+ kinky stuff explained with frightening frankness while being surprisingly kid-friendly.

>Take chances!
>Make mistakes!
>Get messy!

I would take this no questions asked. Immortality? Yes please.

sex-ed classes with her must be really fucking weird

IS THIS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

No, this is Carlos.

EVERY CLASS WITH HER IS WEIRD

WE SAW WHAT A SEX-ED CLASS WAS

THEY GOT A FACEFULL OF FISH JIZZ

MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

>1
just strap your buns right to the seat

I guess I'm a ghostbuster.

Because bus-tan makes me feel good.

> do you pull your kid out of that class
> When the teach' is Miss Fucking Friz.
Kill yourself. Best teacher of all time, period.
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