/tpg/ Twin Peaks General - The Battle of the Century Edition

Manlet vs. Autist
Who will win?
Place your bets:
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Reminder Doctor Who, better show

Dougie Coop.

Some glowing color will suddenly hover nearby and somehow show Autist Coop how to defeat him.

Rhonda best girl

Dougie Coop is the best character ever (in TP world).

First post worst post

maximum reddit.

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Reminder that Lynch will never top this scene:
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I just tried to delete your post but it didn't work wtf

I have so much contempt for reddit-y Dr. Who fans I can't even articulate it.

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HAHA WHO'S THE MANLET NOW?

Who was that person who stopped the car after the hit? It was dark and couldn't see it.

May the boy rise up to meet your wheels

Can someone do an eddit of the midget murderer guy but with Vin's head on the midget and The Rock's head on the woman?

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Dr Jacoby, I'm HDS

Traffic lights appeared around 13th minute, what was that?

That guy looks so much like vin diesel you dont need a shop desu

that's a lovely turn of phrase

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Waiting for the posts about women directors, low ratings, and dinner sandwiches

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What about Latte's?

Elle: "Mommy, can you give me a neck message agaaain?"

so BLUE dwarf conspiracy ???

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What was this?

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I always welcome latte posts. I wish I was as happy as that dude.

You not being hardcore enough to appreciate their appearance and import

What does she want? For them to go back and reshoot scenes? It's already finished.

A baby boy soul

What the fuck is a NIGGER doing there, let alone that blue midget?

I need someone to dissect me the latest episode.

a fart, when you die your bowels relax

Did Laura ever fuck Ben Horne?
Did Laura ever give Johnny Horne tugtug cummy?

the moment the show jumped the shark

Did anyone else think this was supposed to be Donna Hayward at first?

I figure Lynch chose an actress who looked enough like Moira Kelly so that people might think it was her and get more engaged in the death of her child. Credits seem to disprove this theory, though.

What was Albert sperging about after he stepped out into the rain?

Ernie the nigger Hudson is in it. And the nigger fbi david duchovny hate hate hate

BRRRAAAAAPPPPP

Laura was Ben Horne's bottom bitch

This is by far one of the best scenes from this season so far.


Prove me wrong.

RICHARDS PARENTS:
1 - Ben
2- Jerry
3 - Jack
4 - Audrey
5 - Donna

Who is that guy and why is he so important?

FWWM or BTFO

Fake

That's a lot of parents.

Richard Horne a shit.

>FWWM
>Rating: 7.2/10

Ummm, I choose BTFO.

translation: there aren't enough of MY people, Chinese women, for my personal satisfaction.

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RATINGS ARE FOR PLEBS

Read my book, user.

Names of those 3 gentlemen on the wall?

I did, was crap

Gogol, Tolstoy and Gorki?

who is this qt?

A girl from Missoula

harry kino stanton gives life to every frame of film hes in

Was episode 6 the first time we got one of those stop lights at night scenes?

>he doesn't know who Gene Kelly is

who is this qt?

Moira Kelly is only hired for projects when Winona Ryder is unavailable, Time magazine told me so 20 years ago.

It's FWWM or GTFO

Also
>watching David Lynch movies based on IMDB ratings.
Plebeius maximus!

Who was this?

That scene with the kid disturbed me. I'll say this when censors made Lynch edit the Bobby Peru scene in WILD AT HEART, that felt like a crime against art, but I think I finally reached the limit of what I can handle, you leave the kids out of it. Basically SPEED is like my favorite movie of all time but it'd probably not be very good at all if that stroller wasn't filled with empty cans. Maybe I'm getting old, you kids ok with this?

ONE ONE NINE!

Definitely not Audrey.

next credits' band is this one


sing with me:

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

Richard Horne is Coops and Audreys son.

It was certainly sad and jarring, but not to the point of pushing it. Are you a parent? It may have, pardon me, struck you harder due to that.

Give me one good reason why i should continue watching this putrid shit when i could just as easily be watching paint dry, which is free

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Garmonbozia

>1990
>prom queen shows up dead and wrapped in plastic
>whole town freaks the fuck out
>2017
>kid gets ran over by autist Horne
>a couple of hipsters stare awkwardly at the mother

>Richard Horne is
BOOPER
> and Audreys son.

Unfound and not possible.

literally this

*unfounded

But it's totally possible, you faggit.

>implying

You know Lynch would do it.

what does this time means???

Listen it's just one persons opinion I can handle bobby Peru shotgun decapitation in slo mo I can't do five year old getting hugged by mom and then her and us watching that.

It's an emotional violation for me everyone gets to have their own boundaries.

which is free

Thats me, Eric DaRe

bald manlet ofc

Richard and Linda are connected for all eternity now because Richard nailed that kid while Linda's landlord watched. He is magical because he was abducted by something that bookfags don't even know about and they are not enriched at all by their minor detail that they know in addition to FWWM / Missing Pieces info.

Did he look at that phone pole? I thought that phone pole was at the Fat Trout or some shit.

the lady, Moron

read FWWM pleb

/tpg/ is already dead after only 21 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

An illuminati

Not as hard as it struck that little faggit kid LOLOLOL

I read 20 years ago,
dial up internet
refresh me please

>ratings having any relevance

How I Met Your Mother, Bib Bang Theory, etc. etc. etc.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!