There is no channel 666

>there is no channel 666
Why?

you have to show proof of jewishness to get that channel

>using Mediacom in 2017

same reason there isn't a 13th floor

The same reason Asian buildings never have a floor marked 4

You need to update your xfinity

>He still owns a TV
Did you get that from a liquidation sale? Or did you inherit it from a grandparent?

you need to keep refreshing to get it

Thought this was going to be a nostalgia thread.

Stupid Americans and their stupid superstitions.

It's there.

You just haven't found it yet.

You didn't really think it would be that easy did you?

But I live on the 13th floor and my favorite channel is 666.

but I do have a channel 666. It's ZeeTV .... whatever the fuck that is.

The number of the beast

christcucks

more like
>murrica

Christians in euroland are sane

>getting their heads cut off by muslims

>getting shot by niggers

Ah such euphoria in this thread... Prepare to be upvoted my fellow enlightened gentlemen! Brace yourselves for gold!

Bloody Americans and their fairy tale delusions...

>Doesn't have Xfinity
How often do you let homosexuals slam your ass unprotected op?

whats wrong with having a TV?

im channel 666

roll down to dat impractical jokers senpai

It's not part of your cable package

It's only available with the "Oy-Vey-Shekel" package. Jews only I'm afraid. Great programming.

r u Satan

>>Doesn't have Xfinity
But I do. It's just the old UI

>bike on carpet
what are you doing son

when you live in the middle of nowhere in the midwest it's either Mediacom or Charter

Charter is the worst of the worst of the worst
Fuck those faggots

Ive never taken it out on a wet day. its always clean.

same reason many highrises have no floor numbered 13

>Having cable at all

wow its like Im really in 1985

Comcast is shit-tier

>watching films on a screen that's less than 42 inches wide
You laptop/tablet/phone plebs are revolting. Only poorfags and idiots don't own a big TV, you can get a good 55 inch TV for less than $500 nowadays.

Is your mom's name Connie Fath?

What do you watch movies on then? Your computer screen? Lame. What do you do when people are over and you wanna watch a movie? Go up to your room and crowd around the computer? Fucking lame. I bet you don't even have netflix

>He doesn't own a TV
So are you retarded or a NEET who can't afford a decent TV?

What's up fellow Mediacommunist? I read once that they have the lowest customer service of any cable company in the country. They earn it.

>Doesn't use plex and watches his movies alone with notifications popping up all through the viewing

Gross

666 is the MLB channel

Might as well lick the street

Go to bed Jack/Jake