Is Based Seinfeld /ourguy/?

Is Based Seinfeld /ourguy/?

>slutty popstar Ke$ha known for fake rape accusations tries to force herself on him and hug him mid interview
>he outright refuses saying "I don't even know who you are" destroying the thot on camera

No, that's just classic Seinfeld.
He's a neurotic germaphobe.

Why do they call it a THOT? She's not over there; she's not under there. She's RIGGHHHTT over here.

>Cue shitty slap bass

Kesha is an absolute no-name compared to Jerry. Might as well have been an random person coming up to him, to put it in perspective.

>post yfw "no thank you"

Nothing is better than watching an entitled woman get shut down. I had a hot girl come up to me while I was smoking outside a bar and ask me for a cigarette. I said no. Her brain visibly short-circuited. She couldn't process that a man would ever say no to her. She tried to convince me, even resorting to a sob story about losing her luggage, but after telling her no three times I just straight up ignored her until she went away. She went over to her friend and started bitching about me, which gave me a good laugh.

You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Keep up the good fight.

Back to redd.it

One time I waited in line for the bar for easily 10+ mins to put in my order... I was next... these two trailer park hotties walk up kissing each other askin what I was buying for them, I asked what they'd like, then held my hand out as to communicate that I wanted money from them and they tried to make me out as the bad guy... fucking entitled little girls...

why are literal one hit wonders allowed on any red carpet

Seinfeld was also in the Bee Movie

i unironically enjoy ke$has "music"

you are the bad guy. it was a test to see if you would allow them to skip ahead in line and you failed

>thot
Go back. You're either a colored or an underage Twitter user.

He also did a voice on an episode of Dilbert

honestly seinfeld has always been ahead of the culture. he's riding the backlash against sjws beautifully.

> destroying the thot on camera

The what?

Go back to l'eddit.

cringe, reddit, cringe

>user protects his virginity one more night

Good on you. I do similar. I sometimes don't even say no I just shake my head. Remember to make good looking women suffer however you can.

Some amalgamation of Seinfeld/Larry David/George Costanza always seemed like /ourguy/ for Sup Forums in general, not just Sup Forums.

This.

People who are actually fans of him (unlike her who claimed she "loved him") know that he doesn't like hugs, especially from people he doesn't know.

She's just another dumb twat who thinks the world revolves around her and she can do whatever she wants.

>knowing what's characteristic of reddit
Go back down the hall

>rejecting a hug from a cutie

not my guy.

>cutie
kill yourself, my man

Looks better than 9/10 women.

Now hol up... is thot an acronym for that hoe over there? i never even realized that

but I like funny comedians.

$melly money girl kesha too weakling for mighty Jerome Seinfeld

>retarded and revisionist anons forget Seinfeld is OJD
When did this board go full retard?

He can get 17 year olds, Kesha must seem like an animated mummy to him.

Hahahahahahah

American women are a joke

>2017
>touching gentiles

somehow I confused her with cicciolina, the italian porn star who fucked john holmes after he got aids. Either way seinfeld did the right thing.

Nothing to worry about. It's not like anyone expects Sup Forums users to know the meaning of words they use, like when we call people cucks, when we call something kino, when we call someone out on using certain kinds of logical fallacies, shit like that

FOR ITALIA
ITALIA

Your mother would be so embarrassed if she saw how much you hated her entire gender.

>someone wanting to rape that

I mean at least make the shit believable. It's amazing that she went from the next Gaga clone to normie and she still can't get use to it.

...

Tonight, on "Things That Never Happened"

>"Why do they call her a THOT? I didn't think about her to begin with!"

haha you're great

How do you even pronounce her name?

Is it Ke, dollar sign, ha?

This 2bh

Ke-you-ess-ha

>fake rape accusations
InfiniteKeks.jpg

ke-ching-ha

THOT, whiteboi. Dem nasty ass hoes, bitches, sluts, gold-diggers, you get the picture

>Seinfeld hasn't always been /ourguy/

Jerry is pretty chill. He seems dry offstage but does not cater to Hollywood bullshit. Like when he went off on why he doesn't play colleges anymore because kids are cunts.

please leave wigger

Post vid you cunt

>He's a neurotic germaphobe.
so basically he is a Jude?

Boy you could tip her over and ride the waves on that bad boy

Should have pulled one out and smoke two at once then said no.

>being afraid of women to the point of hating them

back to your containment board son

also I wonder how Larry David would act in a situation like that

>>being afraid of women to the point of hating them
>back to your containment board son

Where are do you people even come from are we being raided?

>one hit wonder
Yeah, that hit lasted 9 years and made him a billionaire tho.

>implying Sup Forums should be Sup Forums 2.0

THOT BEGONE

so Sup Forums is a jew?

Why are you people so obsessed with this Sup Forums bogeyman, if you want to blend in and not draw attention that you're from tumblr or r*ddit at least get it right. The woman haters come from /r9k/. This has nothing to do with hating women in general it's just nice to see the pussy pass get denied when she went in for a hug to a stranger mid interview.

>pussy pass denied

that's literally a subreddit, not only are you a newfag but you're also a redditor

Sup Forums and /r9k/ are literally the same thing, containment boards for autistic newfags like yourself so the rest of us can shitpost in peace

Whore.

>fake

>knowing specific subreddits

>haha u r the redditor not me xD

back to /hm/ newfag

Reminder that women are NOTHING without sex. So nobody should hesitate to put them in their place by denying them the right to the D.

The best situation, tested on the field, to make them feel like crap is to go as far as when the girl is naked, while you are still nearly fully clothed. You throw her naked on the bed, then you look at her, the whole of her nude body, slowly scrutinizing her. Then you say that you no longer want her AND YOU LEAVE, without excuses.


A few days later, when you are in contact with her again, she will tell you that she was upset, that she thinks that there is something wrong with her body, that she is at sea over this night. Why did he not fuck me ?
You will be called a scumbag or other name., but then you will be able to do everything you want with her.

>that's literally a subreddit, not only are you a newfag but you're also a redditor

So you tell me that's a subreddit and I'M the redditor?

>Sup Forums and /r9k/ are literally the same thing, containment boards for autistic newfags like yourself so the rest of us can shitpost in peace

Fuck your safe space and way to ignore my whole post about not genuinely hating women you dumb nigger. Reddit is notoriously socially liberal and you're the white knight here, my opinions would be flamed there I'm guessing and you're over sensitive and trying to pull that shit here.

Back to tumblr

Nigger pls stop sperging out and go back to Sup Forums

Seinfeld is worth like $1 billion, he can go wherever the fuck he wants

Your cover has been blown r*ddit

Should have had them both blow you out back

She was too old for Jerry "If you're underage you get felt" Seinfeld.

Is thot the new litty?

that sweater is /fa/ as fuck

It activated in my head the second I read your sound effect, fuck

The fuck is this MRA bullshit?

Yes there's entitled stuck up bitches out there, but there are also reasonably well balanced gals out in the wild too...unless you're one of those pieces of shit that think a woman is beneath you.

>unless you're one of those pieces of shit that think a woman is beneath you.

Women are not my equal

what was his fucking problem?

A woman who wouldn't take no for an answer

believe it or not user, some people aren't starved for female attention and don't particularly care for some strange whore who probably reeked of booze and stale nachos trying to give them a hug

...

>tfw no titty monster jewess gf

so have you done this a lot of times?

cause i'm pretty sure you've never seen a girl naked in person

...

yeah but those people wouldn't brag about it, it would be an entirely insignificant event to them

i'm not trying to defend women i'm just trying to call you autistic

I guess a keyboard is technically a shitty slap bass.

Is this pasta? This tastes like pasta.

Fuckin hell that bitch is perfect. Go Jerry.

>Jew deeply entrenched in Hollywood and its elite
>flips the fuck out of his kids watch the kardashians

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

woman-hating is a noble /r9k/ tradition, /pol is much much more mixed when it comes to views on woman. You might even say it's very diverse.

This

So much this

How is not wanting to hug a stranger bragging? Literally what the fuck is wrong with YOU? Who just goes around hugging people they've never met? Just because they are celebs doesn't give you a free pass to invade their personal space you fucking autist

Very much this

explain