Rank the occupying forces of your country

1. Brits - they were the most stuck up and correct bunch; the lower ranks liked to get drunk and sing vulgar songs, but the rapes were kept to a minimum due to discipline

2. Americans - when they raped girls they were usually handing chocolate, liquor or cigarettes to them first, somehow they thought that would make it better

3. Russians - raped without providing compensation, usually when drunk; typically did not rape much when sober, but discipline was lax

4. French - awful people, raped and usually also hurt girls (especially targeted kids and young teenagers), also killed many girls during and after sex; officers didn't care for the offenses, they said it was part of "retribution"

How did the occupying forces of your country behave?

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>Having an occupying force in your country

LOL

Death to the ARYAN/

1.Germany - rapes and mass murders daily
2. Russians - rapes and mass murders daily

1. Normans - eliminated last vestiges of slavery, introduced surnames and built a lot of castles. Pretty good on the whole.

Mexicans provide taco trucks.
Any other work they do is usually pretty shitty.

We did most of the raping back in the day lmao

I thought your country was occupied by Muslims?

Jesus OP, why are Austrians so easy to rape? Even some scrawny frenchmen? Just wow.

1) the Danes. They didn't do very well. The last time they managed to actually do anything versus Sweden was literally over 500 years ago, and we whooped their asses afterwards.
2) no one. It's a short list.

What is with Australians and getting raped. French, Muslims, even the ruskies

1. Brits - only decent occupation force we had
2. French - they sent niggers, but luckly the officers trained them not to rape
3. Americans - rapists and violent, also they stole a lot of stuff, for more than the French niggers did

Is austria the next country where non-white trash is gonna spampost cuck threads all day, sweden-style?

Yawn

4% of the population.

I thought your country was occupied by niggers.

1. Welsh people, during pre-history had the temerity to occupy British land, were removed and sent to live in a miserable place where it always rains - a just punishment.

Hitler rises out of Austria again when?

Austrian women craved the BBC ;^)

>Spanish
Incompetent retards in every way, by far the worst
>French
Introduced some necessary modernization, repaired some of the damage caused by republicans. All went to shit once Paris started centralization.
>Germans
Super autistic about absolutely everything, took all our jews

>Is austria the next country where non-white trash is gonna spampost cuck threads all day, sweden-style?
>Yawn
Go away, Van der Bellen cuck.

Austrian**

The French literally founded your country
so don't be so smug.

good lads

1. Germans
They pandered to us with their Flamenpolitik and behaved really well during WW2.

2. Austrians
Respected our conservative values, didn't interfere and let us alone when we belonged to the Habsburg crown

3.French
Enforced their revolutionary ideas and language upon us. Pretty agressive.

4. Spaniards
Ripped the Netherlands apart, pillowed the country, chimped out in several cities and also raped some women. We were at war with them for over 80 years and afterwards they occupied our land for another 60 years until the Austrians came

It seems you've forgotten when we came over and.. culturally enriched your women.

What is the Norman conquest

>Hopi Indians
Not too bad, lots of violent practices rapes were keep at a necessary level
>Spanish Army
Had a distinct goal to convert or kill. Mostly good guys on a personal level but very into enslaving natives to missions.
>American Empire
Great people, tasty burgers, alcohol in high supply
>The blue haired
This only started a few years ago but our state has seen an influx of these new colonizers. Very rude to natives but fortunately rape has been completely outlawed

William the Bastard can suck my dick. 1066 was a dark year.

To anyone who thinks invaders in their countries were tough you clearly never heard of the war of 1812. Americans considered Canadians subhuman and tortured their people for fun.

>Muslims
>Africans

You guys are doing well for being occupied.

>2. French - they sent niggers, but luckly the officers trained them not to rape


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marocchinate

1) Europe.

26% of our population are non-swiss, I'd say that most are useful to the country
I'd really like for all of them to go die though.

there's 3 million too many people in this country, and the first to go should certainly NOT be swiss citizens

#NotAllBurgers

> Normans
> French

Hahaha that's a good one Hans!

1066 WILL RISE AGAIN

Perfectly justified if my experiences on Sup Forums are anything to go by.

Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but 1066 was merely a setback."
Did you honestly believe we would trust the future to some blind, half-Norse mongrel?

Hahahaha… Oh no, no, no, he was merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this…and this time, you will not interfere!

Not where I live. Plus those were Moroccans, we had full blown nigger occupation here. Ironically it wasn't too bad, they just stole food and cattle, but never raped people

>Russians
>Not remembering the fact that there is a little thing called Chechnya and the fact that Russia is large as fuck
>Not remembering that there are no immigrants there.

>but the rapes were kept to a minimum due to discipline
That is literally the exact opposite of the truth for basically everywhere they went

1. The Normans - Ended up just kinda being absorbed into the culture. Replaced the aristocracy with their own, which then split and watered down until no distinctly Norman houses really existed. Built a shitload of castles and churches, shaping the romantic perception of England forever. Increased the influence, number and scale of town markets, massively increasing the economies of various shires, leading to our economic dominance in centuries to come. Effect of invasion permanently altered the national psyche, contributing to our current 950-year unbroken invasion-free streak, as well as further fuelling the fire of Anglo-French rivalry down the line, helping both our countries become the global powers they did centuries later.

All in all, 8/10, would be invaded by again.

>his country was founded by French people
>he thinks he got a say in this thread

fuck off french rapebaby - we all know your """hate""" only tries to dissimulate an inferiority complex

>How did the occupying forces of your country behave?
they keep trying to sell me stuff i don't need.

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>typically did not rape much when sober
No

Oh but it was every soldier

FUCK OFF

Some good infos for that, i.e. book our rather long read on the web?

Not even remotely surprised, moroccans are worse than subsaharan africans.

1. Austria
>they were our oppressors, but they were our best oppressors
2. Sweden
>absolute bastards
3. Prussia/Germany
>absolute bastards
4. Russia
>absolute bastards and took hundreds of years to finally get rid of after making us a poor shithole like them

clearly you have no idea how asians treat each other through history.

your history is a joke compared to them

I'll add that your perfid albion tech level took centuries to even go back to the level of your roman masters

not saying you don't have some achievements now, but your beginning (after roman occupation) were and are a huge joke.

1. Us. We're pretty based and did a good job cleaning up the place and becoming a world power.

/end list

The Vikings who called themselves Norman's literally turned you into their fucked colony and 60% of you entire landmass was taken over by Vikings at one point
That isn't including the Saxon pillaging either
For fuck sake your royal family are Danish

Could you be any more of a fucking newfag? Lurk for two years before subjecting us to your maple syrup drenched summer shitposting.

Those were Danes

Woah dog. The Americans don't rape. We just take things. War trophies are our thing, not ficki ficki

>The French
Norman's were Dutch and Swedish Vikings who took up shop in France
No French blood

>Oh but it was every soldier
Probably just a vast majority.

"Guillaume" was of french culture (like all the norman nobility), led french troops and spoke medieval french AND was vassal to the King of France.

I mean, c'mon this isn't even my historical specialization but this is a given that the Norman were French. The myth of the Norman comes straight from sketchy anglo historians of the XIXth century... grow up frog

t. Ottoman rape baby.

Who was Bede?

Protip: England did not exist then.

>France not being ranked first
They literally pretend all the culinary gifts you gave them are theirs, forced you to speak their language, and basically raped our culture out of existence

Please tell me what that flag is that's white blue and orange I know it has a uk flag It also. Some one at work has it hung on his office window.

Americans think they're Captain Aardvaark from the beginning of catch-22 when in fact they're Captain Aardvaark from the end of catch-22.

>t. Ottoman rape baby.
I am from Trizina in the Péloponèse the people here have been here for hundreds of years. Our city is more than 2500 years old. What do you have to show for? You are speaking a french-germanic dialect you pathetic anglo scum

Looks like Brits are the most liked occupiers.

Looks like practice does make perfect.

t. Bong occupying Nice

>Americans considered Canadians subhuman and tortured their people for fun
That's because it's true cuck

>BE WELSH
>BE NEVER CONQUERED

STAY MAD, KEKS

>Who was Bede?
a children's tale ?

Either way it was worse than the holocaust.

>our culture

Are you Flemish/Dutch?

What you are saying is right but the Spaniards waged a useless war that drove the north and the south apart, killed dozens of people and made thousands of them flee to the north, ushering in a braindrain

>be welsh
>one shot at life

They have all the sheep they need why would they need to occupy anywhere else?

Educate yourself about the Norman please they were culturaly and geneticaly french take a look at the england motto

That is based Nederland flag during their empire days

Well yeah because it actually happened.

The old south african flag (1928-1994). Went away with the apartheid. Racists use it.

Wasn't all of England actually Welsh at some point

It was the flag of South Africa until ~1994ish, if I remember right.

>Greek thinking they're remotely white

Lmao your people haven't been white for almost 2000 years whereas my genes are pure as maiden snow :^)

u mad we got the best accent and are more romanticized than the rest of the uk, despite being more of a shithole than the rest of the uk, ye, u mad boi

>Americans considered Canadians subhuman

They were right.

How many times has Greece been conquered?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bede

>Amurigan edjumikashun

To be fair, Canadians at that time were mostly French. I'll just leave it at that.

>The Americans don't rape. We just take things.
Actually, hundreds of thousands of German and Austrian women who were raped by Americans beg to differ. The only thing good was that Americans usually had a bad conscience and left a pack of cigarettes or a chocolate or something else that the raped 13yr old girl could trade to get some food on the table of her family.

Because there is literally nothing of worth inside Wales for it to be considered good enough to waste troops conquering.

I have blue eyes and can trace my lineage up to 400 years ago. We haven't left Trizina for thousands of years. You pathetic anglo scum.

Clearly we didnt kill enough of you

>French trying to pretend foreigners who make them look good were French like usual
Kek
Let me guess Napoleon was French too right?
Your people are literally good for nothing but following orders, you've never done anything good for yourselves in your entire existence

You are subhuman, and God willing we'll get a round 2 in my lifetime.

That's deeper than my seeded hatred for ruskies

Thanks lads. I assumed it had something to do with racism. My town is quite racist. I'm taking their word over yours.

#notallleafs
Take out a frenchie for me and I'll buy you a burger.

Thanks for the blond hair Sven

have you recovered from being hit by a truck yet ahmed?

tfw we kicked italy's butt in WW2
>1940-1945: Nazis.
Pros: -
Cons: Starvation of the population, attrocities commited in villages, Greece lost half of the population.
These fuckers locked up women and children inside a school and set it on fire!

Don't talk when you don't know anything. You're embarrassing yourself.

1. Brits - Took away all our food(enough to feed 10s of millions) when the potato failed and genocided 4 potilion Irish. They also didn't let Irish people own land and killed priests because muh religion.

>can trace lineage "400" years
>WE HAVENT LEFT TRIZINA FOR /THOUSANDS/ OF YEARS

Get your facts straight you fucking cretin, also, you are in fact aware that Welsh Celts or are you too busy helping the females in your family shave their uni-brows and mustaches to even notice a mistake like that?

In comparison to everyone else we might as well not have raped anyone at all
Don't give me that bullshit
Most rapes committed by the US during WW2 happened in the pacific

4 2 5 1 3

>My town is quite racist
must be nice lad

>contributing to our current 950-year unbroken invasion-free streak
you are islanders, and had not many real threats that could result in an invasion. Try to defend yourself on a plain

No worries, they're probably right
It does however also heavily resemble the Dutch imperial flag as well as the Dutch east India company

We should have finished the job, the remnants of your people that survived the heel of the English boot have gone on to flood your country with Nigerians.

Enjoy Africa Day every day, Paddywele Nbudo