Jesus Christ, Rogan

Jesus Christ, Rogan.

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>fried eggs
>from my yard

motherfucker has an egg tree?

Is there anything more cringe worthy than a meathead manlet trying to appear """""""intellectual""""""" to his audience?

>you will never be as straight as joe rogan

the "people" who watch it

>straight

He has chickens, dumbfuck.

>at Joe Rogan's house for dinner
>at the table
>he sets this in front of you
>what do?

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Fried chicken?

holy shit he looks weird

Chickens eat deer ticks.

I miss the cringy shit he used to say

He's like a Chibi that made it

ask who he is

suck his dick

it's why he asked you to dinner

Every food pic I see from this guy looks absolutely disgusting.

Why are his eggs grey? Yolks that runny are fucking gross too, might as well just crack the raw egg right into his mouth.

ask him if I can have some food with my vinegar

>joe "long stretch" rogan

here's your sandwich, bro

How is he trying to appear "intellectual" here?

His chickens are sick thus grey eggs and they're runny because he doesn't know how to cook.

Throw hot sauce in his eyes, flip the table over, set his chickens loose, run away while screaming "FAGGOT!!!"

>ketchup on eggs (raw eggs too)

for someone who cooks eggs for what seems to be 90% of this meals, he sure struggles to cook them right.

He discolouration is probably from cooking in a nasty cast iron pan or maybe just burning his butter

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This dude probably eats at least a dozen eggs a day.

that's sriracha sauce

>that shitty sugary hot sauce

Never gonna make it

His tone of voice is like he's telling you a story while standing uncomfortably close to you at a party.

I tried this and I have been shitting diarrhea for the entire day. I might actually not make it. RIP

lol he's probably smarter than you dude

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all this guy posts are pictures of eggs. how many fucking eggs does this guy eat?

It's hot sauce you idiot.

If Rogan is such a health nut, why'd he pick the fat bundle of kale and not the lean bundle of kale?

If I eat too many eggs will I become a manlet?

Imagine what his house must smell like

Imagine what Joe's farts must smell like

Is it just me or does Joe Rogan look like the linda guy who reeks of BO. I bet that shit is so pungent, based on the pictures of his "meals"

haha what do you think they smell like? just as a joke haha

haha imagine him farting in your face as a prank

Well, while it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

>Get lost trying to escape his estate
>Accidentally trip and fall into the chimpanzee deadlifting pit

giv tate gf

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Enjoy, bro :)

Jesus, those things would rip you to shreds.

No, you got it all wrong, user. It's not like that!

>eat it
>he tells me fear is not a factor for me
>leave with the 50k prize

Is there anything more cringe worthy than some random cunt on the internet trying to appear """"""""""superior""""""""" to someone else?

Least rogan admits during nearly every podcast that he's a fucking idiot.

>the puddle

That hot sauce is literally kino

>When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
>Every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
>So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

umm, no joe, you night egg sandwich game is pitiful sweetie. No one with eyesight and sense of smell would touch that. You should take a class or two.

who is the true kinomaster of food?

jack or joe?>

me on the left

i feel ill

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You people fucking disgust me.

he cooked them with vinegar you plebs

im no doctor, but that many eggs cant be healthy

2-3 ok but fucking 7?

damn, eggs are delicious, packed with protein, and ecologically sustainable.
>So is semen.

>Sour Kraut
>Sliced Jalenenos

I'm laffin

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Is there anything more cringeworthy than underage faggots saying that everything is "cringe"?

Are eggs the only thing on his menu wtf?

TIP TOK KEK
Why did you take that screenshot at 4am? go to bed earlier

If you were the host of fear factor for a decade you'd eat some weird ass meals too

>ask vegangains

Veganism didn't help him with his psychological problems.

Tell him how much he really makes you think.

Imagine being Bill in that interview and having to be all like "damn, Joe Rogan, you fuckin' funny, all humorous with your muscular body and steroid induced monster face. I would totally hang out with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch the brunes alone in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only sit in that chair while Joe Rogan flaunts his disgusting theorys in front of you, the favorable setting barely concealing his lack of depth and meaning, and you just sit there, break after break, hour after hour, while he perfected that satsquash theory. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking personallity but his horrible cooking as everyone on set tells him it's #HEALTHYASFUCK, AND JOE ROGAN COOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his moon fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been listening to nothing but a healthy diet of amazing comedians and stand ups for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Boston. You've never even heard anything this fucking unfunny before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his swelled head as he sucks down another joint while writhing it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "WOKE (for that is what he calls himself)" jokes, the jokes he worked so hard for with writers in the previous months. And then Yung Jamie calls for another "joke", and you know you could make every single person in this room laugh before Joe even knew what was going on, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill Burr. You're not going to lose F is for family season 3 over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

No, but your head will become an egg.

One on the right is overcooked, but at least it won't give you food poisoning.

>jalenenos

Just imagine how his farts smell with all the eggs and protein powder.

Why are there fried eggs in his yard?

>not making eggs like Gordon Ramsey
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eat all the eggs

his cum must taste disgusting

>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs.

you'll never get real gainz if you're not drinking 6-13 eggs a day bro. literally zero negative health effects.

how come he breaks every single fucking egg he cooks holy shit just make a omelette

>You have to eat all the eggs
>You fail
>he beats the shit out of you and force feeds you kale

Or as I call it, Obesity

haha

why does his yard have fried eggs, I want a yard like that

He has an eggplant.

pull that up Jamie

Why would you make a photo from such depressingly mediocre food

>the obligatory PLS COME TO BRAZIL on any celeb posts

10/10

Haha just imagine what his butt would taste like after a nice eggy sandwich what if haha just pretend lol

You can tell from the image, faggot?

Mmmm dat puddle of grease/oil

u fat

I eat a dozen eggs in between every cigarette break at work. I'm down to a half pack a day starting to get healthy

>what are timezones??????

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they're full of estrogen

>eggs from my yard

I wish my soil was fertile enough to grow yard eggs. The real estate around here is absolutely fucked.