Language maps of Switzerland

I have nothing to do kill me

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>500km

I don't think you'll acquire citizenship that way but it's certainly worth a try

Shitzeland.

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lmao

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hmm i've seen this before

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what the fuck is happening here?
is this some kind of years-long meta joke referring to this?
who is going to get this?

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so how many people actually speak Romansh on a daily basis? are there any outside Switzerland? is it dying?

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Are there any decent resources on learning Romansch/Romanch?

No kek.

Only an American would want to learn that. It's spoken by 30k people at most and is only an official language for weird historical reasons.