/ausnz/

...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY
youtu.be/uuc9frxacfE?t=3m41s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Thanks desu. Btw have a fun video which perfectly encapsulates Australian English.

youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY

Learning our English will help desu :3
Well uh, I mean, I could spend $6.90 on 6 health bars but I think I'll pass desu.
Mobile desu.

Yukari IS cute

I would give you one if I could, but I didn't get any today
Cute!
Cute tank girls edition

>$6.90 on 6 health bars
Sounds pretty scammy

Oh ok
If you have one leftover on Saturday you better give it to me

It is desu. That's why I'm gonna wait :3

>Btw have a fun video which perfectly encapsulates Australian English.
Wish the video had some subs desu
>Learning our English will help desu
What for?

I will, although how do get it to you? if I sent it by post it will be very stale by the time you get it

Android or iphone? I used to do it on android and never saw health.
The web version doesn't have health and is probably better for learning since you actually have to type

I'll fly down, it shouldn't be stale by then.

There are subtitles in the description desu. Watch it again with them in mind :3

The more dialects you can understand the better desu :3
I'm on Iphone desu.

okay, just promise not to rape me when I give it to you

>iphone

>tfw been waiting all day for the landlord to come collect rent
Guess he doesn't want his money.

>There are subtitles in the description desu. Watch it again with them in mind :3
I'm getting too tired. I just saw them.
>The more dialects you can understand the better desu :3
you're right, learning never hurts anyways

but you have an iphone dummy
doesn't he just have a bank account that you send the money to?

Yukari IS a cute girl.

The landlord has to physically come get his money?
Bit weird.

Is this /cocks/ general?

>I'm on Iphone desu.
Well there we go, just use the web version instead
Would you trust his promises?

tan yukari

I'm sorry, I can't make that promise.
>but you have an iphone dummy
Not anymore!~ My dad gave me his old android phone because he bought a new one.
It's a Xperia Z3 compact or some shit now.

>paying in cash like a drug deal
?

I insisted on physical exchange actually. I don't want any electronic mishaps.

Don't be telling porkies on me yuh shitcunt. I'll track ya froggies down and stick ya in my boot tied down to a Billabong board. Don't you go do a walkabout on me now will ya poof?
It's ironic gayness :3333
But I have stuff playing I wanna watch desu. I use my phone for Duolingo while watching youtube :3

>electronic mishaps
that's retarded, are you unable to enter a bank account number on your online banking?
How could you fuck that up.

>Hungry Jacks
>You absolute sick cunt
This is amazing desu
>Don't be telling porkies on me yuh shitcunt. I'll track ya froggies down and stick ya in my boot tied down to a Billabong board. Don't you go do a walkabout on me now will ya poof?
Don't lie to me you shitcunt. I'll track you (frog) down and stick you.... Don't take me for a fool?
Man is this hard to translate. I haven't learnt that shit in school

>Would you trust his promises?
of course, rape is one thing but lying is just bad
>I'm sorry, I can't make that promise.
Oh, well at least you're not going to lie about it
>It's a Xperia Z3 compact or some shit now.
Nice, have you put a custom rom on it or have you left it with stock

>that's retarded
Yes I am. I also prefer physical paper credit card bills than ebills and would rather physically go to a branch to pay.

Just tell your bank you want to pay rent on automatic payments.
You never have to worry about it again.

Nuh yeah nuh yeah probs mate. Look I'll see ya next arvo so we can pop a VB by that puddle where ya live righto?

>Oh, well at least you're not going to lie about it
I would never lie to you! If I was going to rape you then you would know!
>Nice, have you put a custom rom on it or have you left it with stock
er... stock?
I don't know what a custom rom is.

a-are you afraid of computers?
Your landlord must think you are some weirdo freak who can't even do internet banking.
You do it once at the start of the year and that's it until the lease ends.

>a-are you afraid of computers?
No. I'm afraid of the Jews handling those computers.
>Your landlord must think you are some weirdo freak who can't even do internet banking.
I can (I get paid through direct deposit), I just chose not to.

>Nuh yeah nuh yeah probs mate
Wait, was I correct in my translation or was I not? I don't understand anything desu
>Look I'll see ya next arvo so we can pop a VB by that puddle where ya live righto?
Holy shit, I don't get it. What's that supposed to mean?

>Nuh yeah nuh yeah
It just means yeah or nuh but at the same time.
>Look I'll see ya next arvo so we can pop a VB by that puddle where ya live righto?
Look I'll see you next afternoon so we can open a VB (Beer) and drink it by that lake near where you live, alright?

>It just means yeah or nuh but at the same time.
Man I've got a long way to go till I can understand all this.
>Look I'll see you next afternoon so we can open a VB (Beer) and drink it by that lake near where you live, alright?
Don't you start drinking on me user.
By the way was I right about the last translation?
Don't be telling porkies on me yuh shitcunt. I'll track ya froggies down and stick ya in my boot tied down to a Billabong board. Don't you go do a walkabout on me now will ya poof?

Kinda makes me want to go there desu

Alright desu, pretty much yeah nah yeah nah is just a way of saying "I guess he is" or "yeah maybe"
>Yeah nuh he's a bit of a druggo ey?
>Nuh yeah nuh yeah what a tipsy turner.

In all honesty I never use it. It's more of a middle and below class thing.

Also your translation was correct except that going on a walkabout just means to get lost desu :3

youtu.be/uuc9frxacfE?t=3m41s

This is what I mean desu.

This show is actually really good desu.

>Also your translation was correct except that going on a walkabout just means to get lost desu :3
That's great, I'm not so bad at this
>This is what I mean desu.
>This show is actually really good desu.
Thanks mate. Will take a look, I find this really interesting desu

Have fun desu :3

I'm good to bed now. Have a nice evening lads

Goodnight!

Good night buddy.
Sweet dreams.

me on the left
you on the right

I'm having a nice dream too.

What's in it?

I hope it's me...

...

...

Ok he came and took the money. He didn't call me a weirdo though.

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream

>He didn't call me a weirdo though.
Well no, he probably thinks you are laundering money through him so he doesn't want to get on the wrong side.

O-Ok. My Swiss bank account was just frozen recently so I couldn't launder anything anyway.

i-its raining really hard
someone hold me

Hard rain is top comfy though.

*Hugs tightly with my nose digging into your cheek*

Well yes, but only at night time.
Rain in the afternoon is lame.

me on the left

Hang up a teru teru bozu.

M-Me on the right.

*holds you*

>legs in the air
Cute CUTE

I'm back, had an early dinner

What are those girls doing, That's not mahjong!

Post more cute boys.

but user, That's gay!

Wonton noodle soup?

Nothing gay about having sex with boys user.

nope, one benefit of crashing with my parents is they cook good food, this was some kind of Sri Lankan curry
okay, I'll take your word for that

W-wrapped around your body as I look up into your eyes?
It's Kung Fu silly billy!

I need a qt girl to bite my shoulder aaaah

oh thank god for that,
I was worried I could end up gay

>Sri Lankan curry
No thanks

>Nothing gay about having sex with boys user.
Wtf nobody told me this.
I've always thought it was.

I can't believe it, I just found my old clicker, and it still works

>I've always thought it was.
There is only one way to find out

>mfw erping as kitchen appliances with the bf
We have ascended.
Yep. Kissing girls on the other hand is real gay tbhwy.

I-I didn't know you felt this way!

Do not try to actualize those fantasies, I once stuck my dick in a toaster to see how it felt and I did not end well

Me on the left

Can't hide from me desu :3
I kissed a girl in Kindergarten.

A-am I gay now?

You're finding alot of old treasures buddy.
What other goodies has your parents house have hidden?
Oh..
And what would that be?

You don't fuck the toaster while it's going you silly billy.
That's a rookie mistake.

how has it taken my so long to discover feet, this is such a normie fetish but it's really nice

>Do not try to actualize those fantasies,
Don't worry we moved onto chefs now.
>A-am I gay now?
I'm afraid so. Sorry user.

>No thanks
Lame

Aha!
I knew it!
You perverted little boy!
I told you it comes to you eventually! You realize the perfection!

w-well I've never had one
Is it like an Indian curry or more like a malay curry?

Actually that picture is awful

Weird feet.

Shit. Guess it's ok for me to suckle your neck right?
Thank's for the free bulge.

>You realize the perfection!
you picked the wrong image to illustrate "perfection"

Also I'm not a pervert

I know sorry
that image was worse than I thought

>Guess it's ok for me to suckle your neck right?
Don't think the bf would be very happy about that...

Hmm

Alfonso is worst trap

No!
He's cute, and he has by far the best feet.

and don't forget the socks

His hair is dumb

I want a pair of socks like that!

Ok fine. You can suckle on my neck for 5 minutes. It's not gay if it lasts less than 5 minutes desu.

>feet

MUCH better than piss.

/kiwibf/

Uh oh did somebody say piss??

>feet in piss soaked socks
Mmmmmm...

Then buy some you pervert

>MUCH better than piss.
Why not pee soaked pantyhose?