What's your favorite Dan-Kino?

What's your favorite Dan-Kino?

Ariana Grande is so doable, prove me wrong

Hymen divider

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i honestly forgot nickelodean even existed until a few years ago

Drake and josh is his best show

Zoey 101

Why is Rebecca Sugar there?

oh my fucking god it is.

how deep does this shit go.

HE
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
THIS

fun fact: Josh didn't get molested because Dan doesn't like fatties. Makes you realize why he turned out normal

for some reason i bet they were all a lot older than they seem to be

None. I like My Nick old school. Anything created after 1998 was the start of the cancer that ultimately killed Nick.

Damnit. I know Dan is his first name... but what's his full name again? I don't see it in this topic yet.

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ive got u right where u want me

Drake and Josh and Kenan and Kel were the most competently written and had real chemistry between protagonists, The Amanda Show comes third. The rest were either uninspired, fapbait or gimmicky if a not a combination thereof. Zoey 101 had the best production value but really uninspired acting to say the least. iCarly followed the Drake and Josh formula and added the kind of gimmickry that'd entertain a 5 year old child. Victorious followed Zoey 101's formula, acting was slightly improved, but none of the characters were likeable and the gimmickry was for moments unbearable (specially that puppet guy), the fapbait (as with Zoey 101) was good though. Then came the series headlined by pre-teens. Henry Danger is the worst thing I've seen from Dan at not-even-trying plot-wise but for some reason it was a hit (whatever charisma Jace has he is loosing rapidly with age), Game Shakers at least has some eyecandy to compensate with, the girls dress like whores and everything about their body language says they are slutty irl (also they rescued Kel from the unemployment line).

>, Game Shakers at least has some eyecandy to compensate with, the girls dress like whores and everything about their body language says they are slutty irl (also they rescued Kel from the unemployment line).


Tell me more about this game shakers.

Nathan Kress so hot!

ICarly since it started my waifuism with Janette

Pete & Pete was truly GOAT Nick

literally a goddess

I LOVED THAT SHOW. Pete was cute.

what did she mean by this?

top fucking kek

Well, there's this girl, which really remembers me of Erin Sanders from Zoey 101, in fact, they play the same character, the hot nerd.

Without glasses

I literally love her and this is the second picture I ever see of her. I don't know who it is even, I just love her. I would die for her in a heartbeat.

Great 'pitgame

Then there's this little piggy, she started chubby and disproportionate (head too big, shoulders too broad) but puberty is doing wonders for her. She is like that ugly girl with low self-esteem that becomes fuckable but doesn't know it yet.

She's starting to look like Isabela Moner from that 101 things... nick show

Is Josh the premier example of UNJUST?

Ariana was super cute on Victorious now she looks like a chola whore

Best show in terms of quality though was probably Drake and Josh but I never watched anything made past 2012

you're gawddamn right

>tfw Facist America won't let me fuck her in her prime
Shame that I have to wait until she's already been destroyed by Dan to tap it.

I can't believe Dan got to fuck Laura Palmer.

A Serbian Film

Dan "the Pringle can" Schneider ruins every starlet for the rest of us schmucks

Dan "the man with the plan to get you in his van" Schneider

Jennifer Aniston's nipples were rock solid in all of Friends, who is that?

nah... Dan is innocent. He is a good person actually.

>just smile
>b-but your thumb is in my ass
>i know...shut up and smile

Are the rumors about icarly being a Ultra-Slut true?

plebs

>literally a coalburner
fixed for you

Icarly
Helped me through my teenage years with no computer access

This is literally the worst waifu list ive seen