Can You Open Carry This in Great Britain...?

Is this a felony, Bongs?

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Why would you want too?

> triggered

well, whatever the equivalent to a trigger is on a knife, anyway.

Knives were banned ages ago mate.
The new assault weapons are biscuits and stinging nettles.

Don't be a twit! Chuck yer biscuit.

he isnt allowed to carry a stick duh. butter knife becomes the weapon of choice for the british race war

>The new assault weapons are biscuits

They must let them get really stale first

Just do shit the old fashioned way. Get a few rolls of coin from the bank. Get a few tube socks, pour coins into one, place sock into other sock for 2 layered durability and PRESTO guaranteed skull cracker.

Knuckle dusters and swiss army knives are illegal there, have to protect yourself somehow. After you've assaulted who you want, put coin in your pocket and socks on your feet (if not bloodied).

Easiest weapon to make, with the exception of a sharp stick.

What about sock filled with pennies?

What the fuck is a "felony"?

Seems your "empire" invented the term, snaggletooth

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how much does a biscuit license cost?

3' dick right?

You can carry a Swiss army knife. In fact you can carry a blade under the length of the average American penis.

Oi oi m8 bin that knife right now

so you can use Katanas

You can carry any knife as long as you can justify a reason. I have a bushcraft knife I sometimes carry. I'm allowed to as I can show it's a tool, not a weapon.

BAN ASSAULT MCVITIES

3" incisors, right?

' means feet, tool

At least £250 and a mandatory week spent at the Religion of Peace Tolerance Camps.

ban assault biscuits

You're a bit behind the times there aren't you?

As of 2015, we aren't aloud to have hands, they have to be amputated at birth.

is that one of those Brazilian shit-cutting knives they're giving out to athletes at the Olympics?

Brb have to check my garden for stinging nettles in case I go down during the next police weapons sweep.

How long before they ban the import of French baguettes under itar laws?

I like this guy

This was my EDC when I was working in the UK.

I keep mine in my knife safe.

Biscuits get soft as they age.
Just remember the rule of the opposites.
A cupcake is soft when fresh so it gets dry and hard as time passes by.
The same goes for bread.
Biscuits and cookies are hard when fresh so they get softer.

What in the everloving fuck is this?

Is that a [REDACTED]. My parents often talk about these as if they were once commonplace household items. Crazy, huh?

[This poster was detained at 19:16PM GMT on 02/08/2016 for contravention of the Verbal Discussion of Dangerous Weapons Act 2016]

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Boring meme. Most of my pointed twigs were grandfathered in with the new regulations.