Swedish cuisine

>Swedish cuisine

If that's really Swedish, then why can't I see the Somali semen?

Vad för en invalid är du?

When you're as dehydrated as a Somalian, your semen comes out looking like grains of rice.

>Swedish cuisine
But that isn't a Muslim penis

KEK. FPBP.

Thats not swedish m8

This was brown rice

cookies, rice, ketchup and migrant shit?

go suck off a poodle faggot i googled 'moose in the wild' & found your mother sucking two dicks at once last time i asked about maple candy it turned out to be your sisters stripper name are you chinese too or just the guy fucking your girlfriend were you born a faggot or was it being buttfucked by your PM that turned you are you learning chinese at school or from the guys at the gay bar do you all use maple syrup as lube or just when your dad was fucking you other countries cant kick out AIDS you couldnt kick out the FUCKING FRENCH is it time for ramadan or to put your dick in some poutine bitch

what are doing first after this, apologizing to people you dont know or pretending hockey is an actual fucking sport

whats the difference between my uncle & the average canadian my uncle stopped fucking dogs when the meth wore off

looks like bad Mexican food with cookies.

Some Swede visiting the USA is in a bad mood because he can't find any Somali dicks for his breakfast/wife's vagina.

It's okay, you'll be home soon enough and back in your cuck-shed, faggot.

Cookies rice ketchup?

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This is legit finnish food.

Stones, glass houses my mongol friend.

Cookies and ketchup is actually a rather pleasant combination if I do say so myself. I have in-fact tried it and it depends very much on the cookies. If they are strongly salted, ie salted caramel the contrast of the salt goes exceptionally well with the tang of the ketchup, its rather reminiscent of a french fry. If the cookies have a chocolate flavor or contain chocolate chips it doesn't go as well. You also need to keep in mind that you can create a much tamer flavor simply by buying ketchup which isn't as strong if you find the combination too overpowering initially.

Well, you saw how good it was and mistook it for Somali dick and started to like sucking your pseudo blood sausage ;)

dafuq is that? blood sausage covered in some kind of cranberry sauce?

Authentic Swedish cuisine,pic related.

Aint gonna lie if that sausage was white I'd totally eat it..

Come to Minnesota
We have plenty

>Ö ö hö ö hö öns mö
>Swedish poetry

Blood sausages are great, though putting cranberries (or w/e shitty fruits grow on your barren northlands) on them are quite weird. I'd prefer grated horseradish and/or mustard desu.

And pic related is the most finnish of all foods.

It's blood sausage with cranberries. It's pretty good. Too bad we like our black sausages when the blood isn't pumping anymore, unlike Swedes...

delet this

>another Jukka shitpost

Å gubevars för dumt fôlk!
Att en annan, sôm ingen lärdom har, int allti ä sôm en ska, d’ä inga unner, men når di, sôm ska va för mer, int ä klar i bokstaveringskônsta en gang, d’ä lett.
Te äxämpel dä va en söndasmôra, sôm ja geck å spanklér på landsvägen. Da kommer dä en harrkär gånass mä glasyger för yga, å smal å vesen va’n, tocken sôm tocker ä.
”Gudagen, min goda man”, sa’n. ”Vet han, vart ja ska gå för te komma te prästgårn”, töckte’n.
”Håja, nock vet ja dä”, sa ja. ”D’ä inga kônst te komm dit. Når han ha gått ett litt stöck länger, kommer han te en väg te vänster, men den ska’n int gå, utta bar fortsätt, tess han kommer te näst vägskel, där dä tar å te höger, där ska’n gå.”
”Mä se”, sa harrkärsillänne å såg fundersam ut, änna sôm dä int skull var klar grejer. ”Mä se, inte te vänster, men te höger. Nå vidare da.”
”Jo, når’n da ha gått ett stöck te, så kommer’n te e å, å i åa ä e ö.”
”Vasa”, sa’n.
”Å i åa ä e ö”, sa ja.
”Men va i all ti ä dä ni säjer, a, o?” sa’n.
”D’ä e å, vett ja”, skrek ja, för ja ble rasen, ”å i åa ä e ö, hörer han lite, d’ä e å, å i åa ä e ö.”
”A, o, ö”, sa’n, å dämme geck’en.
Jo, den va nôe te dum den.

dafuq is that

What even is that? Looks nothing like something I've ever ate.

Finns and their obsession with dicks... Must be all the time you spend naked with other men in the sauna.

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>typical Swedish cuisine

I assume you prefer a different kind of thick black sausage

What the hell did I just read out aloud?

>typical Swedish cuisine

I bet your females know that taste :^)

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We aren't the ones in this thread with pictures of naked niggers on our hdds

They definitely needed some diversity.
I'd take some west African bat soup over that shit.

Kyckling a la Jakob
Chicken with banana, peas, rice and some shit sauce with chili

Swedes are disgusting

Blood sausage and potatoes are literal god tier you swensknîggêr

he does have a point.

Fuck you, proper Flygande Jakob is amazing.

Proper Flygande Jakob also has bacon in it and no peas.

Have some of this then, I eat blood sausage and blood pudding myself.

Doesn't change the fact that it looks like shit.

Blood sausage is the shit, though. I really dig pytt y panna and kroppkakor, on the subject of the thread.

mmmmm blood sausage with cranberries

Also, for the uneducated; it's (preferably pre-grilled) chicken, bacon, bananas, cream, heinz chili sauce or similar and salt put together in a casserole.
It's so delicious if properly made, but awful if it's badly made.

mämmi

we call it bread soup

oh, and peanuts. Don't forget the peanuts!

>meanwhile, cuisine in australia

"Dumt Fôlk" by Gustaf Fröding, I thought you were referencing it.

"Then you go a bit further, and you come up to a stream, and in the stream there is an island."

e å = a stream
å = and
i = in
åa = the stream
ä = is
e = an/a
ö = island.