>"hey user, if you're free tonight can we watch that movie you were telling me about?"
>I really just wanted to chill and play vidya with my friends tonight, but OK
>Not TEN MINUTES in and she's on her fucking phone
>didn't even want to watch it anyway, I've seen it a million times, so my evening is basically wasted now
I'm honestly starting to wonder if the memes are true and there is something fundamentally wrong with women
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what film ?
She just wants to hang with you and the movie was an excuse to come over you fucking autist.
>being this oblivious that she only wanted your cock
SAD
Did you try touching her pusy?
That's when you put your arm around her champ.
>having a girlfriend
What the fuck are you doing on Sup Forums?
the thing is girls can't even pretend to be interested in something you are,
they feel entitled to free sex with nothing in return
Women are all about being near, it's not the activity. It's obnoxious when you care about the activity though because they don't care and often get annoyed that at that moment you care more about the activity than them.
i don't understand
this. luckily my gf usually minds her own when she does this
Why were you watching movies with your sister?
>Boo hoo a girl wants to spend time with me :(
You're talking about plebs in general, not just women
I thought I found a girl who was different when I was 19. I set up a night to watch lotr as she hadn't seen it and you can imagine how bored she was on her phone. She just wanted sex. I'd rather be autist and be able to chill without the constant need for attention and sex thanks
Either strum her bean or play some vidya then.
>wake up
>get lonely
>stay this way all day
>go to sleep alone
>repeat
You know that's code for "let's start making out 10 minutes into the movie" right? She got bored when you were to retarded to follow on to her obvious cues. She didn't actually want to watch your dumb movie.
I don't get it, why would she want to watch a movie with you if she doesn't want to watch the movie?
Something is wrong with her? Not the retard who is just sitting there bored? She's on her phone prolly talking to some chads. Why you would just sit there is beyond me. Do you not value your time enough to tell some stupid bitch to leave?
girls have no personality or interests, retard. everything is just for fucking. fuck her, moron.
Dumb Apustaja poster
I unironically hate women.
If I was ever going to mass murder a group of people it would probably be a bunch of jews, but my second choice would be a bunch of women at a spa or something.
living the life desu
talk to her you dunce
That's because you have malignant Narcissism. I'd tell you to LE SORT YOURSELF OOT, but Peterson is actually a hack and your best bet is Clozapine or ECT.
If a girl is like, 'hey let's watch that movie at your place', but shows no further passion towards discussing the movie or similar movies beforehand, she just wants to date you that's all.
You not making a move after 20 minutes max, let's her know you're a lame and for the offense of pretending to be alpha at some point and luring her in, now she's getting revenge by cucking you with chad infront of your eyes (probably will invite chad to watch another movie at your place, then fuck him in your own house, cuck)
Please get some therapy. These aren't normal thoughts.
Are you sick? She wants netflix and chill.
To everyone saying she wants to get laid: she's my gf, we have boring sex like every night. "Lets watch a movie" wasn't code, she literally wanted to watch a movie and then immediately changed her mind.
hope you through her out
same desu, the only joy i find in life these days is laughing at terrorist attacks & school shootings
You sound like a real catch.
if you hate women so much why don't you kill you entire family line of women including yourself
You'll understand when you're older
Girls do this when you're too beta to have any kind of conversation, and you just sit there in the dark awkwardly in silence. Guys are fine with sitting quietly, but girls grow up thinking that only weirdos sit around quietly when hanging out with other people. Before you answer that people don't talk while watching a movie, search your heart for the truth
>she
based
I'll understand when I'm older than what?
I'm 43 now... do I need to be older than 43 to not think that you are a creep?
...
I talked to my wife about this, casually, when we first started dating. I told her it bugs me when people talk during a movie that I'm trying to pay attention to. Problem solved.
Are you so fucking timid that you can't even talk to your own girlfriend?
lotr is pleb no wonder she got bored
>watching movies with other people
your fault, dont blame others
she's hanging with you and you're still complaining?
This. Relationships are based on compromise.
My gf knows not to talk during movies and I know to keep the toilet seat down.
why the fuck did you invite her over if you didnt want to talk to her or fuck her i mean wtf
I bet those puppies are pickle-flavored, but it could be sour cream
>green eyeballs
Are we mentally ill?
if you guys like it so much just become a soldier/nurse and put yourselves to use
Oh, I meant 'older' as in 'when you have a gf', since you talk like you've never been in a relationship. But since you're 43 and still at it, there's no hope left for you, so I retract my post. You'll never understand
god bless you
>go out to watch movies with a girl
>she wasnt interested in the movies
>she wasnt interested in sleeping me with me either
OP didn't say anything about the girl bringing her champ.
Sure thing, kiddo.
I must be a virgin because I don't complain about sex with my girlfriend as being "boring".
You're a fucking moron.
>OP is unable to communicate with his girlfriend over something as simple as film-watching etiquette
>complains that sex with her is boring
Really gets the old thinky nut-meats going...
Hmmm I wonder if by any chance these posters could be one and the same
>This happened last night after telling girl about mad max
>Then the car scenes started
>She put her phone down and was yelping with excitement
>Grabbing onto me as the scenes get tense
You hate shit taste in women
HOLY KEK
She was waiting for you to ram your dick into her you autist
>giving roasties the time of day
Or shit taste in movies. How come this wan'st answered??
>girl from one of my film classes a few years back wants to watch a movie with me
>at the time we have an assignment where we have to watch any of the Oscar nominated productions and write a partnered paper on it
>I suggest we do that. She happily agrees
>comes over to my House and I suggest we watch Birdman
>she makes some stupid comment like "That sounds like a terrible superhero movie but whatever"
>she asks if I ordered pizza
>I try to hide my disgust as I explain to her that eating while watching Cinemæ doesn't allow you to appreciate it fully
>we start watching the film
>five minutes in and she keeps distracting me during key points by rubbing my leg, tell her to stop
>20 minutes later my doorbell to rings and its a pizza guy
>"teehee sorry user I was just so hungry! I'll pay for it so I hope you don't mind!! Do you have any beer? Lets drink a couple!"
>at this point I'm seething with rage and tell her to get the fuck out of my apartment
>she's confused and angry at first but leaves
>the next day in class I hand in the paper and tell the professor that only I wrote it so she doesn't deserve credit
>she tried to disagree but then the professor asked her about key plot points and she couldn't answer
>she got a 0 on it and it was like 30% of our grade
B A S E D
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Board's pride
good lad
you might literally be autistic.
wdtmbt?
Only a beta cuck would let someone take credit for their schoolwork
>might
Things that never happened.
based pusyposter
well done
fuck her
My GF doesn't talk during the movies because she actually enjoys movies. We usually discuss shit while the movie downloads and in about 20 minutes we end up watchin whatever.
It's almost like communication and similar hobbies are hard.
>gf
All shitposting aside, what are some good examples of shitty flicks to put on when you have a girl over?
Horror. It scares them
Didn't happen but if it did she was dtf and was wondering when you were going to make a move.
I'm married with children, have a career, and still lift 4 times a week, the rest of the internet is too cucked or the banter fucking sucks
You did the right thing
Wtf is is with ladies and being so annoying during movies
Robocop, so at least you can watch something
>doing the assignment the day before the deadline
what other options are there?
>doing the assignment any day before the day before the deadline
It's like you want it to be worse!
Do girls like Amadeus?
I imagine that it would have some things that they would like about it, like costumes and drama. I have seen it maybe 6 times.
If I ever get gf, I think that we would watch Amadeus.
>*Pick up tabloid magazine*
>"Ugh, who reads this stuff?"
SUPREME GENTLEMEN
Based pusy poster