Is this your perfect woman?

Is this your perfect woman?
>Conservative
>Christian
>Cultured
Do you realize a woman like that would have nothing to do with you? Shave, shower, get a real job instead of making yet another trump/transgender thread, go to services on Sunday, became a proper pillar of the community.

>MA in Art History

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That has got to be fake

Only way this is real is if she has a super rich family fully supporting her

>Horse girl

If she exists she's probably boring as fuck.

well, post better than.

>inb4 a shitskin from murica says she fucks niggers and needs black cock

>christian
So she's retarded.

t. cuck

>5'2

go suck off a poodle faggot i googled 'moose in the wild' & found your mother sucking two dicks at once last time i asked about maple candy it turned out to be your sisters stripper name are you chinese too or just the guy fucking your girlfriend were you born a faggot or was it being buttfucked by your PM that turned you are you learning chinese at school or from the guys at the gay bar do you all use maple syrup as lube or just when your dad was fucking you other countries cant kick out AIDS you couldnt kick out the FUCKING FRENCH is it time for ramadan or to put your dick in some poutine bitch

what are doing first after this, apologizing to people you dont know or pretending hockey is an actual fucking sport

whats the difference between my uncle & the average canadian my uncle stopped fucking dogs when the meth wore off

>That much less thrifty
Literal gold digger.

She has one too many dimensions.

>riding my horse
horse riders are the biggest dicks out there

yall know this is a fake profile, right?

>tipping a fedora
You realize Christianity is the basis for Western Civilization? If one goes, so does the other. Might as well convert to hurka durka right now.

>horse girl
You better have a big cock, Dragoslav.

> art
> 5'2 = manlet sons
> not thrifty

Questionable but you could do worse going with 95% of the population

Personally I would trade conservative for taller, stronger woman because women generally adopt the political views of their man

This is the most generic shit I have ever seen. Is she even a real person

>The six things I could never do without
>3. My horse

This

>must be fake, too good to be true
I know women like that irl, basically a lot of nice girls from middle class backgrounds are like that.

> perfect girl

Just another worthless whore fishing for Chad cocks on an online hookup site

>slavic
probably a former whore

>watching one too many zoiphilia porn

Stop the h8 m8. That woman is literal perfection.

It's bait to get men to think that dating sites have some decent women.

>26
I'm not into grannies.

>liking tall (masculine) women

t.13 yo

MY LOINS ARE BURNING WITH THE URGE TO IMPREGNATE

10/10 would start a family with and I'm saying that despite being gay

>womanlet
>no jawline
>listens to "indie"
>Judeo Christian
>likes Wes Anderson movies

fucking dropped

I have come across weird things in my life OP.

Sluts that are open (you see them and you know they are) with it told me they were molested as kids before, and they regret their wrong doings. Hell some have helped in finding right girls and what they wished happened to them instead.

I have saved some bad girls from suicide and they turned righteous and holy, then went back to being sluts.

And to the heart of my talk, I have seen most people who claim to be holy and wholesome to take a lot of dick when not being seen and they do not regret it at all, in fact they may even want more and more. Usually from pent up aggression from rules or other people, or they see the big sluts like at the beginning get guys and they get jealous.

The answer is the perfect woman is like a unicorn, they exist but mostly don't go outside, and chill in playing games or being on the internet 24/7. And even then you have to watch it, some people who stayed pure may just be waiting to bust out.

>5'2
Ill pass on the manlet children

>horsegirls
Nope

Seeing someone like that is what gives me the energy to study, work and improve myself. Doesn't really matter if that one is real or not. It's enough to believe that she exists.

>Less Thrifty
She'll spend all your money on looking good for Chad on Sunday mornings.

She is short and too much vanilla

horse girls are not satisfied by any penis under 8". and what's the easiest way to find one? date blacks exclusively! such a shame, if she wore born into a lower class family she wouldn't have such a degenerate hobby as horse riding.

I found her on OkCupid

Feels good to have my OC remembered

>not sex-driven
>womanlet
>Christian
>shit taste in cinema and literature(for real, who the fuck watch Wes?)
Implying I need a frigid skank pozzed by the Semitic cuckoldry instead of a 1,82 cm sex crazed pagan chick I bang now. Moyjsha, fuck off to Tel Aviv!

Other than looks, No that isn't my "perfect woman"

Dude, they aren't that bad.

>My horse

Horse girls are weird, and not the hot weird.

>Traditional
>religious
>An athlete
>A musician
>A humanitarian
>A programmer
>A writer
>Amazing cook
>A history nerd
>A book nerd
>Well cultured
>can speak three languages
>Sweet as can be
>Well mannered
>modest
>Loves family and kids
>has unconditional love for me
>Hates third wave feminism along with Hillary Clinton
>Probably smarter than me

My girlfriend is perfect for me

I hear this in every thread, and not once has anyone ever provided an anecdote of this supposedly weird behavior, or the weird behavior is essentially
> she spends time with the horse
> I'm jealous because I want her to spend time with me
> she talks about the horse
> I'm jealous because I her to talk with me

...

but does she do anal?

I wish I could say that she'd be an ideal woman.
Though the jews turned me into a whore loving, money driven person.

FUCKING KIKES RACE WAR NOW

An Argentinian would know nothing about white culture

Utterly perfect. One of you should go for her. Not it, though.

It's an achievement to speak three languages? And it's somehow special to be well mannered?! Or modest?!? And she's smarter than you. Damn. You must be a real retard.

>art history
>likes horses
>likes dogs
Nope, nope, and nope.

Too much tits

Pfft.

This woman is so bright. If she would be as bright when ur boy redpills her, I would become an undead just to deify her.

He's American. Speaking English well is an achievement for them.

T. Turbovirgin that doesn't speak with millennial girls

See is beyond perfect in my eyes, well if she was a stem major i would be jizzing right now... God this girls are nonexistent , or at least i have never met one.

I bet she enjoys the movies of Wes Anderson

this image is bait made on /r9k/ for anyone wondering if she's real

Creepy, a brunette doppelganger of my Ex.

>horse girl
Nope. Not even once.

Without fail, every Aussie that I've heard speak sounds like a high functioning retard. I can't take them seriously

stop making this fucking thread.

its a catfish you idiots.

I do the same thing with fake accounts and make 500-2k per month

>cooks blini

fucking hell

OH SHI

T-T-Tip the fedora *dubstep*

Women who are obsessed with horses is a classic red flag, Sup Forums.

won't know because they aren't married yet.

You can cut one off. She's an archer, so she probably won't mind.

Fake profile.

Looks like an underage.

Want to know how I know you've never met a horse girl?

kekeke that's right goy, she's a pure woman! Her online bio says it so it must be true!

Pls stop its hurts knowing I will never be with a girl like her.

kek

well ....

touche

>Owns a horse

This and the fact shes "less sex driven" tells me all I need to know

>that last picture with the borzoi
>my fucking cock

I'm married...

doesn't literally say "Only white men"

Waifus are to horses; as autistic guys are to horse girls

It's all they talk about, it's all they think about, it literally dominates their personalities, and, chances are, they tried to have sex with them at some point. A horse girl in my high school transferred to an all girls school after word got out that her parents found her in the stables under her favorite male horse, going to town on him.

>He felt for the Russian skank meme
Lol

probably just got out of her "getting railed by any and all chads, lmao @ being 'chaste'" phase

also, yoga, and her movie choices = dropped

why :(

It's how it is friend..just move to a 3rd world country like eastern Europe or India

its fucking pointless looking for a "conservitave" woman. just find someone who doesnt care about politics and keep your nazi tism to a minimum

I`m confused and entertained by this.

>5'2"

This. I only trust Australian univer... Well, wait.
Anyway, we've all read the great Australian books, right?

>5'poo"

You could look for a Jew. They have about the same opinions as poltards. Except about jews, but I don't care about the subject anyway.

What?...Too tall for you?

Shut the fuck up, papist

Underrated

>MA in Art History
>Into horses
>Pan's Labyrinth (Republican apologist)

Drop it.