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Chatting up old timey slags edition

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When did you last cry?

taking a paracetamol xx

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Vintage porn is patrician

remember when you respond to an american flag there is a 70% chance your interfacing with a non white

Want to take a shower but I don't want to miss the exciting goings on with /brit

david attenborough just died

Overrated old trout

A claim that Tony Blair warned Donald Trump's aides UK intelligence may have spied on him is "categorically absurd", the former PM's office says.

A new book says Mr Blair had shared a "juicy rumour" with the son-in-law of the US president, Jared Kushner, that campaign staff, "possibly even Trump himself", had been under surveillance.

He is said to have been "angling" for a post-election Middle East adviser role.

Mr Blair's office said the allegations "are a complete fabrication".

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42561680

when I respond to you there is a 100% chance im interfacing with a virgin

Glocks didn't exist in fucking 1943 you sentient shitstain

want to have a wank

g43 is a glock shitbird

i can't

AWP is fair play, with risk for reward. The semi autos are the the noob cannons.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gewehr_43

statistically speaking, given your age group there is a 70-80% chance you have brown, black, or yellow skin or a combination of all 3

realistically speaking, you are:
100% virgin
100% autistic

The Glock 43 is a "slimline" version of the subcompact Glock 26 that features an ultracompact slide and frame. The Glock 43 is the first Glock pistol to be manufactured with a single-stack 9×19mm Parabellum magazine, having a standard capacity of six rounds and being unique to the model. Unlike other subcompact Glock pistols, the Glock 43 cannot use factory magazines from its larger relatives due to its single-stack magazine design. It also does not allow the removal of the backplate grip as is possible on the 4th gen Glocks.

>finally have a relationship with a woman 12 years older than me where we have amazing raw sex on the reg
>she's bipolar and stops texting me back aside from little one word replies like once a week
>after a month of trying not to look desperate I ask her why she's ignoring me
>"oh you're wonderful but I met someone my age and wanna see how it goes, I hope you understand"

fucking cockroaches

>tfw some retard kills you with an AK headshot from across the map
one of those few times when i unironically consider suicide

a nigger

because of your fixation on social status and mindless sex im going to take a guess and say you are not white

Why are women treated like these rare creatures men flock to when there are more women than men on earth?

REKT

GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY

Fair enough if you aren't intending on marrying

>dating some woman 12 years older than you with literal mental illness
>surprised she does something mental

yeah gee whiz who saw that one coming

remind that crusty old hag she's going to die before you

on the bog now lads

then heem her

Remember when Yanks forced everyone to use 7.62, then backpedalled thirty years later and made 5.56 which is still just a shit version of the 7.9 Kurz we gave to them in the first place?

>all these people ITT bumblasted because women dont care for their existence

You just might be those same bitter Pakis that throw acid on women who fail to reciprocate their romantic interest

i don't remember this as it was years before i was born

Just play for those sweet moments when you're the retard.

>decide to try and get over ex by getting with qt
>get with her
>she wants to see me
>start messaging her
>seenzoned

ahh yes very impressive

Are you genuinely curious or were you just looking for an excuse to post that picture?

>he doesnt recycle
>he doesnt have solar panels

helloooo dumb rorke

if i were a female i wouldn't date you either tbf

curious

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all that bush hnnnggggg

mahogany hands composed this post

If I were female I'd wear skirts!

u gay?

absolute state of women

can't say id want to date a fat pig anyway so works in both of our favours

t. polluting 3rd worlder

we first met and hooked up for a couple weekends in a row and then she ghosted me for six months until I ran into her at work and we've been hooking up regularly since September. Maybe we'll go at it again in the future

I've been smart enough to set up shit with other women on the side but the sex with her was great

Females should be treated as personal property

got TMJ

brad pitt wtf

and all you can do is whine

*sits on a tall building, waiting for my moment to take you out with a single shot to the head*

is livejournal broken?

Imagine living in a 3rd world country and still being incapable of manipulating vulnerable women to sleep with you. Fucking Beto.

unironically want to fuck a hood nigga in the ass after seeing all this cuck porn
thinking of dominating some dreadlocks wearing street thug is really getting me hard

>cheat on multiple women
>HOW DARE SHE NOT SEE ME

>favour
>colour
>neighbour
why do third world shitholes spell like this?

why the fuck would you want to get it going again after she ghosted you for 6 months, with a diagnosis of bipolar hahahaha christ lad you are just inviting trouble

you may be bent

>Imagine living in a 3rd world country and still being incapable of manipulating vulnerable women to sleep with you
I don't want to get aids dumb kike scum

got an ear infection (i think) and can't even open my jaw because its painful
dont know if I should call the gp or not

little blak willy

BIG WHITE COCK

better luck next time Timbo

link is a good interracial x

because she's hot and dtf?

it's not cheating, out of the 10 or so women I've slept with none of them want a monogamous relationship see

liveleak.com/view?i=fd4_1515010907

these people live in literal swamp shacks and have a better phone than me
is this the power of globalisation

Then forever stay a virgin you filthy Mexican nigger

You spelt capitalism incorrectly

Why do people even want smart phones

Just use a laptop

>hehe brit spel words difrent

>dtf
>didn't talk to you for 6 months

lol

>n-word

LOL he is angry

They're massively convenient for people that go outside

god i hate asia
five seconds in and i had to close the window cause of that voice

youtube.com/watch?v=wAP2JEXT0wg

listening to favela funk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike:_Malvinas

bit of a bummer but dunno, she's pretty busy rn so ill wait and see

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farting

all it would take to stop illegal immigration is a few people actually doing what jeffrey dean morgan does in that webm

creasing

what webm

>The mod prompted strong controversy in the United Kingdom; Dattatec's website was targeted by British hackers on 27 March 2013.
how fucking fragile can a whole nations feelings be

south african jew is a neocon pedophile

who was jack the ripper

need this gf

the guy who killed your subhuman irish mom

a poo nigger

Hmm yes I'm sure the Argie who made it is a very reputable source

either irish or a polish/russian jew afaik

Marriage is a corrupt institution.

neighbour has a new alarm tone. can hear it

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love the dialogue mate

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