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youtube.com/watch?v=ptg4c95lJHw
m.scmp.com/lifestyle/article/2126171/how-chinese-malaysian-writers-spurned-home-found-success-taiwan-and-why
baguioheraldexpressonline.com/commercial-sex-workers-rising-in-baguio/
youtube.com/watch?v=ASzHkPq8rao
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What does eat bulaga mean?

>De Leon coined the title of the show: Eat represents lunchtime while Bulaga (which means "to surprise") represents their plan to fill the show with big surprises.[9] The title is also a play on two children's games: Eat is the transliteration of It from the game tag while Bulaga! refers to Peekaboo!. Because of this, the slogan "Hangga't May Bata, May Eat Bulaga!" ("While There Are Children, There will be Eat Bulaga!") was coined, also by de Leon.

Oh bummer. Thanks, user.

Lunch time surprise

eat my bulge

bisa jadi bisa jadi!

Hehe,
flips won't understand that reference

apologies for we don't understand terrorist talk

I masturbate to this every day

hi asian
I love you guys

>asian
so you only love m'laysia, the truly asians? how about the whole lot of us fake asians, you and us?

kissu kissu
I love you too
*unzip pant

are you guys being gay for memes? sometimes I can't tell if it's a joke or not

First for NAIA a shit

I guess its happening

Yes grandpa greaseball you are.

What happens here
I have no idea about this country and have not seen native people

>the state of Manila's Airport

NAIA, the perfect place to ditch your newborn baby in a trash can

buttsex

I read that Port Moresby is truthly a shithole, but deep inland, people remain isolated, and just go hunting and fighting. Tribalism is very strong and their culture is very much intact, which is pretty cool i guess.

I don't think they realize it yet.

Thank you
Very exotic for us , right?
Im very interested

Ooga booga people eating people

My dad says the steakhouse there was top notch. He ask the cook how did he cook so well and the cook said he praise the meat before cook. Like in praising with positive and supportive words to the meat steak.

My dad and his friends just burst out laughing taught it was a joke and accidentally offended the chef. They gave him extra tips and says sorry

>implying that wasn't human meat

Again...ugck
What triggered SP this time?

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hindi sayo ang bitcoin na binili mo hangga't nasa exchange pa. ilipat mo sa wallet tapos isulat mo yung private keys wag iwala base kasi sa history may mga exchange na "nahack" paalam na bitcoin. quotation marks kasi marahil scam yun at sinasabi na lang na hacked ang system

Do you want it to be real?

youtube.com/watch?v=CA05jc1eZx8

thestar.com.my/news/nation/2018/01/04/malaysian-student-in-taiwan-falls-to-his-death-dressed-in-spider-man-costume/
Quite a way to go

SP stands for shitposter yo. I have been on this shit since your goofy little ass was watching Dora the Explorer and yelling swiper no swiping. Back in the days of dial up modems, long before there ever was a Sup Forums, I was flooding IRC channels. Specifically #digimon saying that Pokémon was much better.

No matter what slanderous shit you make up about me I'll continue on doing what I want. Right now I feel like pointing out that NAIA is a shitty airport with only two security lines for thousands of people and inadequate air conditioning in a country where it takes only a few minutes for your balls to be dripping with sweat.

I tried being a decent poster and even polite as everyone continued to be rude to me. But this is what you wanted. You don't like my posts? Fix your own. You get what you give you obnoxious bleeding cunts.

boboboi kuase tige
betul betul betul
terbaik

>NAIA shills will defend this

>malaysia student
>Lee
Hmmmm

Try here youtube.com/watch?v=ptg4c95lJHw

>While I was sleeping this is mostly what the thread was about. This is now what outsiders think of you. See '
>This is now what outsiders think of you
lel concern for our image coming from him
whatever as if we can stop his sexpat tirade

embarrassing

Before you stop anything first you must be able to make sense in English.

Looks like you're going to miss your flight. Oh well, at least you won't have to go to that disgusting slum airport.

Its not unusual for people to immigrate to the same community as them.
m.scmp.com/lifestyle/article/2126171/how-chinese-malaysian-writers-spurned-home-found-success-taiwan-and-why

put tank in mall, can't post here for a month because baka Sup Forums's ISP (telkom) range ban
any indobros/asean know the solution? (in case it will happen again)
premium VPN doesnt work anytime

good. more to go.

If you have a Sup Forums pass you might be able to do it with or without the VPN.

Forget about the overpriced Boracay tourist trap, forget about the Boracay’s poor cousin “Bohol” and don’t go to Manila to get robbed by street kids!

Go to the “Queen City of the South” Cebu! There is LOTS to do in the beautiful city of Cebu. You can see the rich culture and strength of a proud Catholic people that has over come hundreds of years of adversity. But why see any of that when you can go straight to Cebu’s best ASSET, Cebu girls!!
If you are looking for girls in Cebu there are four places that have the best crop of fresh (and not so fresh) Cebuana flowers:

Mango Street
SM/Ayala Mall
IT Park
The Internet

good riddance. all indonesians are dumb shitposters anyway

Just reset your IP if you can
Hilarious
Are they anti mainland?

When these posts start that's how you know the butthurt reached the maximum allowable level.

Lol he thinks all the sex tourists are using the Clark Airport. There were only like a few other white people on my flight in. It was loaded with Filipinos getting on the buses going to Manila.

On the other hand there are plenty of sex tourists coming through NAIA and using the Swagman bus to get to Angeles.

mobile ISP

Mango Street

I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy. That is why Mango street is like heaven and the Cebu angels are there.. selling their bodies for about 500-1000 pesos.

Cebuana Expert:
“prices may vary: for more mature average looking they may charge more. Also depends on what they think they can get out of you.”

Just ignore the half naked, begging children and step over the homeless mother holding her baby sleeping on the streets, and you will be swimming in a sea of prostitution.

Cebuana Expert:
“Prostitution in the Philippines is illegal unless the translation is done in a bar. In the bar you get a “bar girl” you will need to pay the bar. The bar fine is about 2500-5000 pesos.”

J Ave is a great club with many Cebuanas starving for tall, white meat. If you have the average white guy look that is worshiped all over the Philippines, they will swarm you and tear you apart like a pack of tiger sharks. If you are trying to get a quick one-night stand, most of your time will be spent dancing them into bed. These girls might expect a little money after a quick one night stand.
A white guy is a status symbol in the Philippines. They like Koreans and Japanese because its easier to get their money. Black men are favored for their big, long black wallets. In the Philippines all foreigners (and their money) are welcome. If you are concerned about racism don’t worry, because there are no black, yellow, brown or white people.. only green.. you are a walking dollar $ in Mango. If you have money and show a little bit of respect, you will be treated very well.

If you want to just pay and get down to business, just step right outside and you will be asked right away especially if its a weekend and you happen to be a foreign looking guy. The street of Mango is littered with all kinds of hookers. You will find Cebu girls in different sizes and shapes: Fat ones, thin ones. Yes, you can get ALL types of working girls from the ugliest to the prettiest. Use protection because many of them go through 100’s of guys with no protection. Its a recipe for the finest STDs; its like a STD Adobo. Mango is a street ripe with sexually transmitted diseases.

>when your mere presence in a thread is enough to make a butthurt user start spamming shit copied from sex tourist blogs

It's a glorious fucking feel anons. I love the attention.

SM or Ayala Mall
Hookers in the MALL? no way?! In CEBU , YES Way! SM Mall go the French Baker to get a french kiss. Bos coffee in Ayala.. get coffee AND cream… because there are hookers there too. Also, in the Ayala Mall you may see a 60+ Western man with a cane holding the hand of a girl wearing a “Dora the explorer” shirt.NO, ITS NOT HIS DAUGHTER.YES, that grandfather is F#$%ing that high school student.Now, I must admit.. the first time I saw it.. I wanted to beat up the old pervert and take the little girl back to the school playground so she could continue to enjoy her childhood. But then I realized, that the girl is 18 (I hope) and she definitely has a filipino boyfriend and that old foreign guy is paying her whole family so that he can have the time of his life.Is it right? Who am I to judge? She is an adult (I hope), so she can sleep with that guy for money if she wants. Things are different in the fils.

WHO CARES about the older gentleman and his high school sweet heart?! How do you get a piece of that MALL action? The first step is to have money. Second step is that it helps to be white… I am not saying you MUST be white. I am saying it REALLY helps. Since 99% of Filipinos worship white skin. Ultimately, in Ayala and SM all you have to do is look cool and look foreign. Last step, approach girls that look interested in you. Its sooo easy right?

Do the call center cuck story again. That one's my favorite.

Cebuana Expert:
“One more pick up place is infront of Robinson’s Mall where girls stand and wait to get picked up by customers.. sometimes they are there at daytime approaching white guys to pay them for sex. They look fine. theres one Bo’s coffee shop in robinsons too. That is mostly where white guys that live around fuente hang out and look around for meats. Mostly those girls are out there waiting at night time when Robinson’s mall closes.. prices would be P500-1500.. it really depends on negotiation but it cannot be higher than that. in ayala that on the second floor has a bos coffee. that is where they passes by and hunt a customer by that coffee shop there’s a terrace on the side. so they stand their first. smoke then go start checking for guys that they can approach “

IT Park

If you really want a classy woman go to IT Park and flirt with a Cebuana that is working. You have nothing to lose. The worst thing that can happen is she humiliates you in front of your friends and you kill yourself in shame.

But a Cebuana with a regular (non sex job) realizes the value of money so she won’t try to spend all YOURs. She will even buy YOU things.

IT Park also has some smart filipino women that have not had sex in a long time because all they have done is study and work. If you treat them, you will win not only her P#%y but also her heart. A classy woman will expect more, so you should probably learn a little about Filipino culture, Cebuano language and show a LOT of respect. If you are just a broke loser that lives with your parents, don’t even waste your time with an IT Park woman, go to Mango Street and get a two for one discount with a hooker.

>The worst thing that can happen is she humiliates you in front of your friends and you kill yourself in shame.

We could only hope to get that lucky.

kek, bitcoin in the news warning everyone

The Internet

SCAM SCAM SCAM! The first thing you need to know about getting a girl on an Internet Dating site is that many Filipinos (straight/gay/lesbian) make a living off dating/romance scams on dumb foreign men.. including ME

Don’t believe their sob stories.. save your pity and money for prostitutes and sluts that deserve it because at least they work for it. Scammers will cry about sick family members or getting milk for their baby but think about this.. How the hell can they have enough pesos for electric and Internet but not enough to get milk?

If you can get past the army of scammers, then THE BEST way to meet a Cebuana is online. Some really do want to meet for a relationship, or just for fun. The only way to know if they are real is to actually meet them. If they are asking money.. just move on.

DO NOT GIVE MONEY ONLINE! No normal person is going to ask you for money within a month of meeting you if they are serious about keeping you around. The situation in the Philippines is desperate especially for single mothers, but the best thing you can do is fly there and invest in the Philippine travel & tourism industry. Remember its more fun in the Philippines!!

That is so stupid.

Cebu Call Girls

Cebu call girls are rare and limited in Cebu City. When checking out Cebu Call Girls, Cebu Escort services, Cebu erotic massage, Cebu sensual massage you will see that the services and meaning blurs. If you have an escort she can give sensual massage and if you have a woman giving a sensual massage, she might be willing to be an escort.

What all of these have in common is that its a pretty girl you can call for sensual service or companionship and it can be discrete or it can be out in the open (depending on the arrangement and the service itself). There are differences in quality of service and how much is spent.

Well what do you expect from guys who enjoy gang raping 14 year old girls?

Is sexpat done?

enjoy reading it tbhwy

who wouldnt?

Model Cebu Escort Service

High class people are the ones who usually request their services as an escort while playing golf, a companion, a date in the day, a night out or more. A high quality call girl will look like a model (and she may even be a model). Filipino standards of beauty is tall, thin girls that look Caucasian.
Some Cebu call girls (Cebu escorts) are expensive since they are like a status symbol or a “trophy wife”. You can expect a high maintenance, diva, with expensive tastes. Sex is part of the deal. You need to know someone to get this and its p5000 – p10,000+

Correction, are you done?

lets say i wanna go to flipland, where is a nice tourist spot not crawling with bule
hard mode
-no jungles or beaches, i already went to lots of em
-no cities, if i wanna see buildings I'll just drive to kl
gib me something truly philipines

Cebu Call Girl Sensual Massage

Some Cebu call girls are linked to Cebu massage. Please don’t get confused and think that ALL massage places in Cebu have “happy endings”. If they say “sensual massage” that is where you will pay more and get your happy ending and maybe more. Price must be negotiated with the Cebu call girl.


sensual massage

CEBU Escort service agency is the finest place where you will find the most elegant CEBUANAS massage girls available. We continuously look for fresh faces that can possibly be part of us and become a escort in CEBU.

>all this digong's flag

Sup Forums pass is for cucks
but i guess i will give hiro shekels anyway to shitpost more efficiently

rarely works

no good

Depends, some like this politician are basically mainland nationalists. They believe that the CPC will come to make them rulers of Malaysia.

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thanks mate

It's great to have. Lower cool down times is the best feature. Just be really careful not to catch a ban with it. They actually ban your pass for the duration. If you need to go nuclear while shitposting make sure you open an incognito tab.

Angeles City.....:----)))

wait 15-20 mins before you open again

Club Mermaid
Located at Quezon National Highway Pusok, Lapu-lapu City

Do you like your Cebu girls WET and ready? The girls bathe their beautiful bodies with the built-in shower on the stage while performing. The show normally starts at late midnight.

how many seamonkey tourist did you get every year?
how bad are they compared to bule?

baguioheraldexpressonline.com/commercial-sex-workers-rising-in-baguio/
Just be careful

kay, salamat

im going to say manila is a shithole

not really going to manila, what really interest me is things like those rice terrace. Never had something like that over here

every single thread, every single day, SAME FUCKING SHIT.

aren't you stupid fucking retards getting tired of your repetitive shitposting? can you just like FUCK OFF? FUCK YOU ALL

Speaking of which, is it true that the BPO industry's filled to the brim with sex workers? I want to apply for one, but I'm afraid that I may catch a bug or some serious shit like HIV.

welcome to Sup Forums

It's full of stressed out sluts and single moms. Having sex with a random co-worker is basically just a stress reliever for these wagecucks.

Why are Indonesians so racist???

Change to indosat.

youtube.com/watch?v=ASzHkPq8rao

ive been in one for 6 months
it depends m8 but usually those one who dont have a college degree like fresh high school graduates have high chance of getting knocked up.
And HIV/AIDS are rare btw since you are required to have medical shit every year.

also all std are treatable btw

Messy, Messy

youll-hate-your-own-siblings-more-than-others mindset

Finally got a job lads.

So long NEET life.

Its probably because of the Korean papas an/ mamasan influx

Seems like they are not immune to it
Money = sense of security

No one even said the magic word and the sp still got mad for no reason.

I feel like the mall is where you get the maid tier ones.

Congrats bro. Hope you're successful in the long term.

They're probably all maid tier. Only the expensive escort service aimed at rich flips isn't.

Bitcoin is just to expensive at this point
He is only concerned about his own image.
Are these suppose to be the celebs? Lol
Bataan, Las Cazas Acuzar resort
Its not just a beach per say

...And my laptop broke. Fuck.

masuk angin kayaknya aku
perut kembung nggak enak

Karma is a bitch that's what you get for sp posting

Wish me luck too. 3 months being NEET and still counting.