/ausnz/

all year round guro edition

I STUBBED MY TOE ON MY TABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

August is lewd

First for not being a homo.

me in the bottom left

My gf.

thanks
me in the pic

Did you put some ice on it?

I feel a little funny.
oh wait my leg fell asleep nothing lewd here

>that was a please pubish me
good, you know what you want
>but you need something to punish me for, else its not really punishment desu
Hmmm... you're right, but once I find a reason to punish you you're really gonna get it, followed by cuddles
cute, I like how she likes tanks
NO! you are not fluffy!

Even my normie brothers friend is asking if I want to go out with them instead of being on the PC all day. n-no thank you.

I'm tearing up user, it was really hard.
C-can you heal my toe mr doctor desu?
What a monster.
Wh-why is she being spanked?

Sounds like fun
You should go and be a cringel0rd so the never invite you again

damn, you got my hopes up
That's doesn't sound fun. being on your pc is better than better a third wheel

Feel like playing minecraft all night whilst listening to Psychedelic rock

could be fun, if you're twelve

You really are a clumsy qt
b..better find a good reason!
and you better make sure i learned my lesson then

>Psychedelic rock

Spooky desu.

rude

play with meeeeee.
but its not possible because my harddrive gets restored
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God I haven't played minecraft in some time.
Sounds like fun buddy.

Why do you need to restore your harddrive?

I HAVE AWOKEN
ME HE LEVANTAR

>clumsy qt
A-user please, I'm blushing irl desu.

Wh-why is she so chubby?

Goodmorning mate.

Don't worry I will and when I do it'll be you on the right
I'm joking, that sounds kinda fun

theoretically if you had a server with some people I *might* consider joining
how long does that take?
oh, you woke up

good morning

She ate too much desu.

It's five in the afternoon desu

>theoretically if you had a server with some people I *might* consider joining
*cough* nerd *cough*

What on earth are you doing waking up at 5 in the afternoon?

please don't say rude things like that

My sleep cycle is fucked desu

copy data from old drive to the new one
TOO LONG RIIII SORRY

OwO what a qt.
L-Like you.
STOP SLEEPING SO MUCH AAAAAH

Yeah I'm just giving ya bit of grief, It happens buddy.
Hope you get it sorted.

How much longer before your holiday ends and you get conscripted?
rip you, I think I'd like to play minecraft with the /ausnz/ gang

But alarms don't work desu I just sleep through them.

oh...
we can play tomorrow I guess

I wish my penis was that tank turret

More than a month.

>I think I'd like to play minecraft with the /ausnz/ gang
Same desu, sounds like a laugh.

Sleep with earphones in your ears desu.

It will be louder :3

NO how long are you here? im going on the focking train and drive to the next computer store and buy dnough cables so that i can plug my old harddrive in!

I'll be probably up all night for like 10 hours.
Gotta fix my schedule somehow.

I'd just pull them off and continue sleeping desu

hot, that appeals to my military equipment fetish
so you've got plenty of time to neet it up
then it's a date, I just need to remember the details for my mincecraft account

Get someone to wake you up

I could wake you up then desu :3

wow that's dedication, how long would that take?

Buy a alarm where you get electrocuted when it goes off
a pervert like you would probably even enjoy it

*screams demonically*
MORNING IS HECK

maximum 2hours

That means I'd have to buy the bloody game and I won't have the money till next week.
Bother.
Go on without me until then.
Watch your mouth!
Morning buddy.

DON'T DO IT MARIO!
I don't know computers. What is taking so long?

I used to have an alarm that was on wheels, it would motor around my room and hide under my bed while making very loud noises, you should get one of those
please no swearing in my thread, and good morning
I could buy it for you, I've got more $$$ than I know what to do with after working so much these last few weeks

>I won't have the money till next week.
Is that when Winz kicks in?

ready to breed and stop working

Ayo wadup! What happened in the last thread?

Doesn't work desu

M-maybe! You could wake me up while you're on top of me.

I think about sex while sleeping so that probably won't work

>I could buy it for you
No, I don't want to take your money away from you buddy, you worked for that.
Treat yourself with it.
You know it.

That's cool desu but my bed is a storage bed so it doesn't have a space under it desu.

I want whats in that gif desu.
Lewdness and complaining desu.
D-do you want me to face your face or do you want m-m-me on your back d-desu?

>No, I don't want to take your money away from you buddy, you worked for that.
>Treat yourself with it.
I hope you realize you already take money away from him through his income tax right?

Y-you could straddle me and kiss me until I wake up desu!

various fluids were spilt
I really don't mind, but okay
the only problem was it was pink, so I always hid it from my friends
but I get paid in cash, so no tax

Me on the left

The guy who invented coffee was a genius desu

Nothing wrong with that desu just be open about it. I want a pink chastity cage!

>but I get paid in cash, so no tax
I imagine your boss discloses tax to the IRD.
Or do you un-ironically get paid $15.75 in cash?

PERVERTED SLUT

How far d-do you want me to go to wake you up desu?
Coffee in French is Cafe.
Crazy huh?

Wrong! I am a SUPER PERVERTED SLUT!!

>Coffee in French is Cafe.
>Crazy huh?
It is indeed, why is that crazy? Because the shop is called café in English?

Thank you for the offer anyway buddy, you're a kind soul.

As far as you want to go desu~

>always wanted to become a train driver

Yes, coffee is probably my favourite liquid in the world

how do you have your coffee?
I was young at the time, I cared too much
well not exactly... often when I fill in during the week I just get given the full $17/hour in cash, but on my proper shifts it's all above board and gets taxed

Exactly desu.
I-I move around in my sleep desu. What if I end up somewhere more than on top of you?
Wew.

>Yes, coffee is probably my favourite liquid in the world
You and me both brother
>How do you have your coffee?
Black, how about you?

I always wanted to be a Paleontologist, I still have lots of fossils I got when I was younger, I must watched Walking with Dinosaurs at least 100 times

Oh ok
So your boss only tax evades 20% of the time
I guess that's fine
Fuck I wish I got paid $17 an hour tax free

The coal trains wake me up every now and then, loud cunts.

What if I end up on the floor and you on top of me, both of us facing each other...? And maybe even holding hands...

I've always wanted to be a girl

I'd look at the alarm and if there was more time I'd fall asleep on top of you.

Holding hands of course :3

Very good taste, I also have mine black
If I want a milky drink I just have a hot chocolate
I'm pretty lucky I got myself such a sweet gig
Are you thinking of getting a parttime job next year?
Really? have you been a super slut from a young age or is that more recent?

i just hope you two do nothing more

That's so lewd! I'm not complaining though.

I've always wanted to be a girl desu but not a SUPER SLUT until recently desu.

gay

I'd sleep with you and Singapore-user but nothing lewd. It's purely for the means of getting a good nights rest and not feeling alone :3
M-me neither.

>Are you thinking of getting a parttime job next year?
Yea, I think I could use the money.
Now that I have my car license it might be a bit easier, and my lecture schedule is really light this year so it's the perfect time.

Might try get a job as a bouncer or working security at the stadium, that would be a decent job and pay well and they'd need someone that is somewhat physically imposing.

but there's nothing more to do if they're holding hands, that's as lewd as it gets, except maybe headpats
interesting, I've always been a bit perverted but up until now I've kept it to myself

I want to sleep with the Liechsissi too.

I hear male strippers are always in demand
who doesn't

I've always been perverted, I started jerking off at the ripe old age of seven and I started watching hentai when I was 12 desu.

All of us together.

>somewhat physically imposing
OwO

>male strippers are always in demand
yea no thanks, even if I could do that I wouldn't want to

Bet the cute sissi is the one in the middle desu.