Orange is the new black season 5
>Women have taken over the prison
>They have a gun
>They shot and probably killed a guard
>All other guards including the warden are missing
>This goes on for days and nobody does anything
>Two retarded women can actually capture and overpower a male guard
Man is this show even trying?
nobody watches this anymore? surprised..
this show has really jumped the shark
are ya lonely, buddy? you don't need to talk to yourself any more
yeah, this season was fucking shit but it isn't like i won't watch season 6
Piscatella is the most shit character ever imagined.
Hey salty vagina
nah man those nigresses are
Vee and Janae are pieces of shit and I don't like the muslim chick but the rest are cool. Poussey was starting to become one of my favorite characters before she got rek'd.
the autistic girl who was crazy eyes' gf got absolutely btfo, what is the point her being in the season now, are we supposed to feel bad for her?
The blonde girl guard is so fucking hot
This season was horrible
I hate how short it was. It took place over 4 weeks and Taystee was so gong ho about getting justice for Poussey that she didn't consider ending the riot and releasing the hostages.
> TELL EM TO WAIT
>are we supposed to feel bad for her?
Not so much, since she's right beside Humphrey and he's the one who forced her to fight crazy eyes, She technically got back at him for blowing oxygen bubbles in his IV though, but he died after having something like a seizure
Yeah I didn't really like his character, nor did I like how he treated inmates in general desu. Piper also tried to seduce him which is when he subtly mentioned his sexuality but eh..........His past was interesting imo.
>His past was interesting imo.
I guess him committing murder is probably the best thing he's ever done as a character this entire time he's been on the show.
Well not just that, I mean the part where he proves he has a softer side, even for inmates. He was so kind to Wes and they kissed passionately and everything. I felt like he had no choice to do what he did. I wouldnt go so far as to say it was murder though.
There were so many problems with it, partly because of the gimmick premise. Felt like the writers got lazy and didn't polish it enough. I still found it to be an enjoyable watch but it's certainly gone downhill.
The riot really should have been much more of an intense, horrible experience. Why were the nazi chicks and different groups suddenly all getting along with each other instead of tearing shit up like they had been foreshadowing? Why did they still seem to try and fit a whole seasons worth of character arcs into three days since that's not a believable timeframe? Why was everyone suddenly okay with that black girl doing everything while everyone else just sat back, not even keeping a proper eye on the hostages. Not to mention she completely fucked up the whole thing even though they handed her everything the prisoners wanted on a silver platter. But she throws a tantrum over something that's out of everyones control anyway. They should have fucked her up.
Was hoping we'd see the blonde guards tittays.
Also why is Piper even there anymore honestly? She serves no purpose and they haven't known where to actually go with her in a meaningful way since the first season. It's clearly an ensemble show that doesn't need her.
I mean, at least some of the prisoners and guards should have died to heighten the whole thing. Even by accident.
>unironically watching housewive/fag bait
kys
Is it worth watching?
Nicky after her makeover pushed me over the edge and made me homosexual
not really. You could technically watch season 5 and just pick up from there.
Do a quick google search on the creator and you will understand.
Isn't this meant to be based on a true story? Are they making shit up now, or did all this really happen?
aren't they in minimum security prison? why the fuck would they kill a guard and riot? seems f'ing retarded.
i read the book. they're totally making shit up but they pretty much had to because in the book she was only in prison for like 8 months and barely anything happened. it was just mostly about how a blue blooded woman went from living the high life to being locked up in federal prison.
who tf would actually fuck Boo, how is she pulling straight looking women, she is one of the best characters otherwise but so unrealistic when they pair her up, she would scare the shit out of anybody.
Are you a woman?
Poussey is awesome and I also like Black Cindy because she laid down some undeniable truth:
> I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to shitty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as shit can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.
She has the best quotes out of anyone
I didn't like that the entire season took place over a few days and was just the riot. Made for a very slow season.
And Poussey? Who gives a fuck. They kept raving about her being murdered. It wasn't murder, it wasn't premeditated, it was accidental.
I want to Fuck the chink girl, the young one, not the old, the old crane can watch tho
>watching tumblr the show
Get the fuck off Sup Forums
she has charisma
>over 4 weeks
It was 3 days.
A guard smuggled the gun it (no guards carry guns), it got away from him and one inmate got the gun, so they all started thinking they had power. The guard got shot in the leg by the inmate after being egged on by the other prisoners.
He lost a lot of blood, was in the medical wing on an IV drip where another inmate put air bubbles into it somehow, causing him to have a stroke. Then he died.
She's super liberal, she thinks all penis-in-vagina sex is rape.
I really enjoyed that part of the story, and how the guard was taking it.
Every time I see something like that though I get the feeling that it's a sentiment that most viewers wouldn't really understand.
Yeah, I get the guard taking it really hard. It was an accident, he killed someone and now has to live with it. He'll never be found guilty I think if it went to trial. I would probably try to tell myself it was accidental but I dunno how I'd handle a situation like that.
I won't even open a business that serves alcohol because I wouldn't be able to handle someone getting hurt because of it.
Life is a very stupid, dangerous game. And I wish it to end.
That's the great thing about the show. The audience can see the truth while the characters are flawed by their cultural biases. It shows them for the sensitive little bitches they are
Yeah, if I was an inmate there and my friend got killed by a guard accidentally I'd probably think it was all bullshit too.
Is there somewhere that summarizes what each inmate is in there for? I can't remember all the details anymore.
>his past was interesting
I thought it would have made more sense for his boyfriend to blackmail him orbetray him in some other way rather than getting gangraped and have Piscatella come to the conclusion that all criminals are subhumans that can't be trusted, seemed like a weird leap to me.
I liked how he put that guy in the shower and burned him to death.
It jumped the shark on the first episode. I don't understand why anyone watches this show.
yeah true
s1-4 were actually decent but the first ep of this season untill 7 (idk if it gets better im only at s05e07) is completely retarded
lesbians in prison
tits
That one guard summed it up, he liked women in prison movies.
Daya is literally the most disgusting fat nigress in existance
Why did mustache want to fuck her?
Has anyone read the book the show is based on? If so, how does it compare and contrast to the show?
Watch a fucking porno, there's an entire genre of this kind of thing ya randy housewives.
he's into hentai and she draws manga characters
I hate how no one holds Crazy Eyes accountable for anything, even her part in Pousseys death due to her activating her tard rage. Seriously, that thing needs to be put down but her rich, virtue signalling parents want to keep her in prison daycare where it's only a matter of time before she kills someone and doesn't even comprehend what she did.
It doesn't say what Red did exactly, I guess they didn't reveal it yet.
>They shot and probably killed a guard
The officers on the outside didn't know it was a guard that got shot at first and didn't find out until later when someone accidentally let it slip. Before that they just knew that shots had been fired but didn't know if it was an inmate that got shot or a guard.
>All other guards including the warden are missing
>This goes on for days and nobody does anything
They had no idea where the hostages were being held or what conditions they were in. You don't just go gung-ho in a hostage situation and send everyone in with guns blazing. The safety of the hostages is the top priority which is why they even bother calling in a negotiator in the first place and entertain the concept of giving into demands until they can come up with a way to secure the safety of the hostages. It wasn't like there was just one person they had to take out either. There were hundreds of women inside and there was no telling what they would do if they were backed into a corner if one of them got sniped or something. Not to mention the Governor was specifically forbidding them from moving in or doing anything violent because he didn't want it to look bad for the press and affect his election. It wasn't until the last two episodes after the hostages got released that he said "fuck it" and gave the riot squad the order to do their thing.
>Two retarded women can actually capture and overpower a male guard
Coates was a pussy ass bitch that hadn't been trained properly who spent half the season hiding in the ceiling. It's not a surprise he was a spineless coward that didn't even attempt to fight back. The other two male guards that were former military subdued like four inmates in the middle of the riot, including the skinheads who were active fighters, and only got captured because of based Frieda.
The season was stupid, don't get me wrong, but some of this stuff was explained.
They found a dead body (or body parts) in her freezer that she was hiding for the mob. It was how she paid them back for busting that mob lady's tit.
They don't have fat black chicks in them, only hot chicks.
its unrealistic
male guards are easily twice or triple as strong than female inmates
She needs to be in psych permanently but the inmates cover for her. I remember she mentions going there before
Because she went after him. That rarely happens to guys and she was aggressive about it.
Now they write him like he's a total retard though. "Mommy!"
This. He was a sperg who had no social skills with women (watch the scene where he and Bennett go to the bar) so he jumped on her fat ass like a dog on a bone.
The point is that even if Coates was physically stronger than them, he was a pathetic wimp who was clearly scared out of his mind. He folded like a little bitch even though they didn't even have weapons. It wasn't like they actively overpowered them. He didn't even try to fight back.
I remember back in Season 2 where Vee told her to beat the shit out of Poussey and she did, and literally no one called her out on it or even mentioned it. They just let her back into their circle like she was the victim the whole time.
There's not even a benefit to having her around. She's actively detrimental to whatever important thing is going on at the time. I hate how they keep handwaving everything and making her out to be a misguided puppy when she's been shown that she can even turn on her friends if under the right influence.
She beat the shit out of that white girl too.
Reminder that Prison Break: The Final Break did it better.
>Luschek getting a boner everytime someone yells at him
kek
He also jerked off while attached to that other guy.
is every flashback gonna allude to the fact that womyn dindu nuffin wrong and they were just led astray by the patriarchy?
will the black girls blame everything on slavery and white ass crackers crashing their freedom?
will red and piscatella not be turned into a cartoon caricature of their former selves?
Does piper even need to be in the show anymore?
i watched this entire season in a day and it was pretty bad desu.
>tfw this show actually makes me want to go to prison
it looks so comfy
it might actually do good in my shitlife
>is every flashback gonna allude to the fact that womyn dindu nuffin wrong and they were just led astray by the patriarchy?
What? It's the exact opposite most of the time. A lot of the flashbacks show that the women were pretty terrible people who completely deserve to be in a jail outside of a few cases.
Does anyone of these actual prisoners not even think that the testemony's of the guards are gonna give them life in max?
I meant days sorry. Honest mistake lol
I didnt like how he was screaming and the CO was like hey shouldnt we take him out now? And he was like i dont hear screaming
It doesn't. It gets much worse.
>They just let her back into their circle like she was the victim the whole time.
>she's been shown that she can even turn on her friends if under the right influence.
Basically. Crazy Eyes just wants to be accepted and since Vee was the only one who pretended to care about her well enough, she was an easy grunt.
The prisoners are mostly uneducated, have little idea how the law works, and generally aren't very smart. Fig even told Taystee that they couldn't just throw Baley in jail and he'd have to go through a trial like anyone else but she didn't listen.
The few smarter inmates knew that the riot could only end badly.
He didn't give a shit about the screaming, he wanted the guy to suffer for what he had done. I realize he's a psycho and went too far, but otherwise that guy wouldn't have gotten much if any punishment, just more time maybe.
I thought they asked for amnesty for all those involved.
yeah as if thats gonna float if you kill guards and keep them hostage and fuck up their human rights for days on a row
>They should have fucked her up
There is too little of this happening in this fucking show.
Humps dying would have invalidated anything anyway because they could have claimed that the negotiations were made under false pretenses. As soon as that came to light they would have been screwed either way.
Wentworth is way better. Orange is the new black is corny as fuck.
So what happens now?
Wow yeah just because it was done over a gay hate crime doesn't mean it's not murder... the Bjork stalker was in love too
Wot? That was in Wentworth. Are these shows affiliated or blatant rip off?
So basically, the whole riot/negotiation was a flop because Taystee was so focused on getting justice for Poussey, she didn't understand that it was a separate legal issue.
So for the blacks:
>gov. sends in boxes of hot cheetos and takis
"THEY TRYNA BRIBE US MAN"
>We can't just throw someone in jail
THATS SOME(In Taystee's voice) BULLSHIT
>Anything less than a yes is the end
> JUSTICE FOR POUSSEY, FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE
Crazy Eyes and Kukudio (or however tf you spell it) killed Humps, but Daya *shot* Humps in the leg and they turn her in to the police. Black Cindy, Abdullah, and Janae (as well as piper and a few others) accompany Taystee while she's negotiating with Figueroa, and it's obvious that they're boosting her head up.
They also make Crazy Eyes flip out by saying Poussey (or the guard I cant remember) is in a better place and she starts fucking up the ceiling and they give her lithium which almost kills her but they get an epipen.
They also initially take Caputo and the newsman hostage and post ALL over the internet, then Taystee talks over Judy King while she speaks to the press.
>WAAH WAAH PRISON IS SO UNFAIR
>WAAH IM SO HELPLESS
If Taystee wasnt so stuck on trying to get Justice for Poussey, and if Gloria didn't release the inmates, the riot probably would've been successful.
The white chick killed Humps, the crazy black one did nothing at all.
To be fair, if my best friend get killed by someone, and the surpervisor of that someone tells me "Lol, shits happens. There will be no pursuits"
I would go apeshit too
She distracted Humps he didnt even realized the other bitch fucking him up
She didn't know she was enabling the other girl to do that either, not like they were in on it together.
Caputo wasn't wrong defending Baley though. Everyone was trying to make it out as a cold blooded murder when he was really just an untrained kid in the middle of a lot of shit going on at once. It didn't hello that Crazy Eyes was chimping out on him and he couldn't get off of Poussey even though he was trying.
I'm not saying they were just supposed to forgive Baley, but the point is that they were being irrational demanding for him to be arrested without even a trial. Even Black Cindy pointed out after a while that Taystee was more concerned with her pride over actually getting "justice".
I'm trying to remember what happened in the first place. That was during the protest in the cafeteria where they were all standing on tables right? Then that one guy told all the guards to take them down?
But it was somebody fault, maybe not Bailey. It sure is the fault of Caputo or MCC. So the fact that they re trying to cover it up, would upset anybody.
iirc they were doing that in protest of blanca being told to stand up on the table, so Piper stood up and the others followed. Something happened which causes Crazy Eyes to chimp out, and Poussey tried to save her because she was going to be sent to psych if she had another outburst, and Taystee was held responsible for Crazy Eye's actions too.
Everyone is standing on the tables in protest. Piscatella orders the guards to take them down. The guards start pulling the women off the tables and chaos starts to break loose. Poussey steps in to do something and Baley stops her but he panics a bit or they get knocked over somehow (I forget exactly how they end up on the ground) and Baley is holding her down and ends up putting his knee on her back. Suzanne sees what is going on and freaks out and runs over and starts wailing on him. So she's basically pushing him down harder on Poussey while he's trying to get up which results in her being crushed harder. The other guards come over to try and subdue Suzanne but she keeps chimping out harder and it's just one big mess.
Ah thanks, I recall now. So yeah, basically an accident that was caused by the inmates being retarded, but they never take blame for doing anything wrong.
>Unironically watching womens soap operas
Consider suicide.
Oh wait, I remember it a little better now. Suzanne sees Humps coming towards her to take her off the table and that's what initially causes her to freak out. The other guards go to try and stop her and Poussey steps in to try and help her which is how she and Baley get into it.
So yeah, a large part of it was Suzanne's fault but they literally never mention this. It would have been nice if that was the point that Taystee finally decided to cut her off for good.
I won't say they are all stupid, as some of them are bright despite the lack of actual education. They do all seem to think the system is against them, which means they should be able to do whatever they want, even if illegal? A lot of them are in there for stupid reasons but they all seem to deserve it.
The flashbacks show that pretty much every character willingly made bad choices which is how they ended up in jail in the first place. The only one you could really make an argument for is Taystee sort of since Vee was manipulating her for the most part. Flaca was also just a dumb teenager but she wasn't actually trying to hurt anybody.
So Caputo is going to get fired and arrested for willfully leaving Linda in wrongful imprisonment, especially during particularly dangerous circumstances, right?
Flaca? The one that was selling fake acid tabs? Yeah, that one is a bit more understandable, she thought she was doing something harmless, taking advantage of idiots and making some money. I do get that she still was doing something illegal though.
>womens soap operas
not even that. It's a womxn soap operas for the tumblr orc crowd
>willfully leaving Linda in wrongful imprisonment
Hopefully so. But it might take a while since Linda got grouped with the other inmates.
>that ending
>Frieda doesn't consider she should probably not have the gun on her person while surrendering
>Why was everyone suddenly okay with that black girl doing everything while everyone else just sat back
reparations for slavery of course
>linda trying to convince the guards that she's not an inmate will be the running gag of season 6
I wonder how long they'll keep it up. Logic says that something like that would get sorted out pretty quickly, but the show goes out of its way to portray almost every law enforcement officer as a sociopath or just a piece of shit that doesn't really give a damn about their job.