Deep husky voice

>deep husky voice
>DFC
>milky white

>lesbian

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

Yet another gender swapped remake with withe females, a blonde faggot and lots of diversity. Looks like a dreadful sanitized mess. But looks at it, it's avery small budget

is there anything they can't redo?

yeah, this needed a remake. joel shoemaker is spinning in his grave

>Ellen Page has to do remakes of 90's flicks
When did her career die?

3 simple words
>I am gay

She looks great!

I loved the original one. Fight me.

The Lost Boys when? Also Falling Down but directed by Key from Key and Peele

Probably when she was desperate enough to make a "video game"

I feel people were much more naive back when the original came out. There's a lot more stroke awareness these day and the premise seems silly. No doctor let alone six would attempt something like this unless they wanted to be paralyzed.

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>flatliners

is this film about her small breasts?

>Flatchesters

still alive and working

joel, you died. it's time to go into the light. let go.

Good trailer, saved me the trouble of watching the entire flick.

I don't think there's no light for him after Batman & Robin.

>remaking Flatliners

Why? For what purpose?

no = any

Fuck my sleak and fast moving fingers on my sexy keyboard.

Because Hollywood is running out of ideas. Or more likely they are afraid to go after the new ideas. It's safer to use already existing property and remake it. Or reboot it. Or make prequels. Or make a soft reboot sequel or something.

if joel schumacher flatlined and came back, would he have to go and grovel to harry knowles to pay for his sins?

Shitty remake, didn't need to be made

tbqh you can coun in one hand what remake worked and I can assure you even those that are good (or arguably better) didn't need to be remade.
That being said, Holywood is full of hacks and creativity is finite.

>first three seconds gives you a summary of the TRAILER now

jesus fucking christ these marketing ideas, now you have to be worried not only about spoiling the movie, but spoiling the trailer

Am i the only one that never heard of this?

You're dead when your brain stops functioning, not when your heart stops.

Most remakes are doing pretty terrible, it doesn't even make sense. It's like they're so cheap they don't want to pay writers, they're afraid of depending on them. They think they can do movies without writers

What do you feel when you see this?

Or maybe it's just the new generation of writers.

Disappointment that it still didn't bankrupt.

Is she back?

only people that liked her were waifufag/pedophiles, hard candy etc etc

she became everything they hate, man-hating gay feminist

shits hilarious, you might not remember early Sup Forums but she was shit posted everywhere from Sup Forums to harem/waifu threads in Sup Forums

that's nearly 4 years of posting.

>Naked Ellen Page in 3D

>flashbacks to power points starts happening

ACT

>Inception horns
>Reduced from playing in actual movie to knockoff of the same
poor Ellen :(

4 years she ago early 4 chan. Nah bruh.

Who wanted this? WHO?

Such a retarded premise.

the Beware guitar in background throws it off for me

>That british guy who is in every show but I still don't know his name.
>El Captain "JyyyyyyyyyyyyN NO" Cassian.
I feel sorry for Ellen Page.

entire film in the trailer, no need to watch now

>show the entire movie in the trailer
welp that saved me an hour

you left out the worst parts though:

terrible skeleton body
broad abdomen
tiny short legs
absolutely no ass

Those are all parts of her boyish appeal though.

>Or more likely they are afraid to go after the new ideas. It's safer to use already existing property and remake it. Or reboot it. Or make prequels. Or make a soft reboot sequel or something.
This. There's still an absolute shit ton of material out there but it's all seen as too risky.

I mean hell most people could probably come up with some original basis for a movie.

>a noir crime thriller that takes place in the realm of the dead set against a backdrop of an ever growing overpopulation problem in their world as they've recently over 100 billion souls resulting in souls forever merging together into horrific abominations.

>A horror movie set during WW1 in the trenches of the german front as a creature preys on the soldiers just trying to survive until daybreak.
Hell it even has the best built in answer to why the soldiers can't leave. If they get out of the trenches they'll be shot to piece by the other side.

Those types of ideas are out there but they're seen as risk to potential reward being too skewed. So instead we get to see the fate of the furious.

She hates men so much her best friend is a guy

Where does the "Ellen hate men" meme come from? She's always hanging with them.

It's because she publicly identifies as feminist. People on here forget that to 95% of the population all "feminist" means is that they believe women should be equal to men. They forget that the SJW bubble on the internet is actually a pretty small minority.

>it's a neckbeard is upset a girl he will never see or talk to is a lesbian episode

She's a lesbian, by her nature she hates men.