I wanna find out what country has the cutest accent

I wanna find out what country has the cutest accent.

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What's your regional accent?

What should I read?

can you read me a Russian poem?

I will try.

...

Stalin's poetry? Really?
Okay, I'll try

Exactly

Am I cute? Don't know what to say in your vocaroo request.

Does your Dutch English have a weird accent in the first place?

It took thirteen beaches to find one empty
But finally it's mine
With dripping peaches
I'm camera ready
Almost all the time
But I still get lonely

Yes.

Should include "vocaroo" in the op next time
Anyways, if any Scots see this, please record yourself. Say anything, I don't care.

>The jap is a gommie
Honestly didn't see that one coming

ill try to do something if you promise to not bully

Im brazilian and got a deep voice, i willing to read something

Ehh, when I listen my voice recording I feel so ashamed.

post something you cunt

Oh you freaking pussy.
Gimme a minute, I'll do it.

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Pls don't hesitate to post your manly Russian

Just do it. I did it also.

>I would also like to say, Mr Pynchon, that when I was nine I saw a cat chasing a dog chasing a mouse chasing a rat chasing a cow chasing a pig chasing a donkey chasing a hen chasing a monkey chasing a orangutan chasing a bonobo chasing an eagle chasing a spider chasing a crow chasing a fox chasing a lamb chasing a sheep chasing a butterfly chasing a dragonfly chasing a duck chasing an elephant chasing a elk chasing a falcon chasing a ferret chasing a finch chasing a giraffe chasing a gorilla chasing a komodo dragon chasing a moose chasing a mosquito chasing a newt chasing a parrot chasing a panther chasing a penguin chasing a panda chasing a trout chasing a seal chasing a whale chasing a shark chasing a frog chasing a lizard chasing a snake chasing a tarantula chasing a scorpion chasing a rook chasing a ruff chasing a snail chasing a squirrel chasing a raccoon chasing an albatross chasing a stingray chasing a termite chasing a zebra chasing a lion chasing a tiger chasing an anteater chasing a kitten chasing a worm chasing a woodpecker chasing a vulture chasing a tapir chasing a raven chasing a porpoise chasing a panther chasing a manatee chasing a locust chasing a kangaroo chasing a iguana chasing a horse chasing a hyena chasing a gull chasing a hamster chasing a goldfinch chasing a gerbil chasing a fly chasing a ferret chasing a eland chasing a dove chasing a dogfish chasing a crab chasing a lobster chasing a chimpanzee chasing a cheetah chasing a bison chasing a bee chasing a human chasing a bat chasing a barracuda chasing a bear chasing an aardvark chasing an ant

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Mein Luftkissenfahrzeuz ist voller Aale.

>his voice feels so comfy

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Don't be a brè and actually r8.

>It took thirteen bitches to find one empty

i-i did it on purpose

Thank you

Let me hear your French accents

Ô rage ! ô désespoir ! ô viellesse ennemie !
N'ai-je donc tant vécu que pour cette infamie ?
Et ne suis-je blanchi dans les travaux guerriers
Que pour voir en un jour flétrir tant de lauriers ?
Mon bras qu'avec respect tout l'Espagne admire,
Mon bras, qui tant de fois a sauvé cet empire,
Tant de fois affermi le trône de son roi,
Trahit donc ma querelle, et ne fait rien pour moi ?
Ô cruel souvenir de ma gloire passée !
Oeuvre de tant de jours en un jour effacée !
Nouvelle dignité fatale à mon bonheur !
Précipice élevé d'où tombe mon honneur !
Faut-il de votre éclat voir triompher Le Comte,
Et mourir sans vengeance, ou vivre dans la honte ?
Comte, sois de mon prince à présent gouverneur ;
Ce haut rang n'admet point un homme sans honneur ;
Et ton jaloux orgueil par cet affront insigne
Malgré le choix du roi, m'en a su rendre indigne.
Et toi, de mes exploits glorieux instrument,
Mais d'un corps tout de glace inutile ornement,
Fer, jadis tant à craindre, et qui, dans cette offense,
M'as servi de parade, et non pas de défense,
Va, quitte désormais le derniers des humains,
Passe, pour me venger, en de meilleurs mains.

Starts at 0:12
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How many pounds of chest hair do you have?

I do not know, lol.

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Fucked up somehow lmao. Pls r8

Oh yeah your Russian sounds cool af...

I bought it at the house of Stalin in Georgia

Finland

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>anyway
kek, russian is comfy actually

Kek, you actually stuck through the entire thing. I don't know French but the fact you know all the words deserves some praise, I think

I really like your voice

this is not french

I think I did pretty well

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>I don't know French
he doesn't know either

I am retarded

kek

lel

Perfection

wow

God-like

impossible to understand, love you aussie tho great effort.

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Saying "bitches" with a longer "i" should do the trick does it?

Transformer?

Saw

Genji main

I tried,

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cool

ooooh god like

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How to learn to pronouce you language?
Give resources.

manly

cute!!!

too manly

lots of chest hair

aussie accent :3

r-o-b-o-t

best of the nonnatives

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"Agora o bicho vai pegar
Tô chegando de bicho, tô chegando e é de bicho
Pode parar com essa história de se fazer de difícil
Que eu tô chegando, tô chegando e é de bicho
Pode parar com essa marra, pode parando tudo isso
Num dá bobeira não
Cê tá na minha mão, segunda feira é só história pra
Contar
Não vem cum idéia não
Não quero confusão
Mas vamo junto que hoje o bicho vai pegar
Chegou a tropa de elite, osso duro de roer
Pega um pega geral, e também vai pegar você
Tropa de elite, osso duro de roer
Pega um pega geral, e também vai pegar você"

i want to hear the sheer nonsense this song translated to any other language becomes

>manly

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Hope I did good.

How come swedes speak better english than anglos?

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Post the song, also I hope I got the general idea on portugese pronounciation I don't speak a lick of it

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

in finnish and english.

I'm in such a hurry to get through it that i don't know how to breathe.

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sounds authoritative and sounds perfect english desu

You sound gay, unironically
>authoritative

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they start learing in elementary and swedish pronounciation is so diffrent from english with the exception that the emphasis of words is to the end if ends in a consonant but that can easily be unlearned with practice, we german-germanics are fucked because pronounciation is vastly diffrent and especially with vowels

T-thanks

its the first verse, super popular Brazilian song

youtube.com/watch?v=R7PqvzSwU9s

Doesnt sound gay at all

You kidding? He sounds exactly like a beachdude from california

danish English sure is something
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POSH

aussie out if 10 mate

>t. Mouthbreathing virgin
Also no he doesn't. You just fear the Chad voice

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>t. non-native speaking swissfaggot
Yes, he does

Now you faggots try german:

>1865 überstieg das Transportaufkommen erstmals eine Million Tonnen. Die Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft befuhr 1868 die Donau nahezu allein von Donauwörth bis zur Sulina-Mündung; auf hoher See geriet sie in Kontroversen mit dem Lloyd. In der Zeit 1890-1894 geriet die Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft in eine große Krise, wenngleich sie 1894 die größte Binnenschifffahrt der Welt darstellte (Schiffspark Ende 1893 154 Raddampfer, 25 Schrauben- und acht Kettenschiffe, dazu 770 eiserne Transportfahrzeuge, 273 verschiedene Fahrzeuge sowie ein Eisenbahnfuhrpark; zwei Werften, vier Reparaturwerkstätten). In den beiden Jahrzehnten bis zum Ersten Weltkrieg erfolgte (trotz des Bestehens alter Probleme) eine Konsolidierung. 1912 wurde als Schwesterschiff der "Budapest" die „Schönbrunn“ in Dienst gestellt, 1913 das Schiff „Herzogin von Hohenberg“ (später „Franz Schubert“, außer Dienst gestellt um 1971) und 1916 die beiden Expressdampfer "Wilhelm II." und "Franz Joseph I." (für den Langstreckenverkehr zur Donaumündung; nach dem Ersten Weltkrieg umgetauft in "Uranus" und "Jupiter" sowie durch die Einheiten "Saturnus" und "Helios" ergänzt). Als Stabsschiff der k. u. k. Donauflottille wurde 1905 die "Hebe" in Dienst gestellt.

Here is the solution (Standard German:

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And for shit and giggles the Austrian german version because it triggers Germans:

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great voice

I tried
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6/10

why
Too hard and makes my throat dry after several attempts.

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how you should pronounce it
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Singing wild thoughts - Bryson tiller ft Rihanna with my spic accent

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Oh so THAT's the rhytm.

Now try this

its only fair i do it since you did mine

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Ä is pronounced like A in Cat

Myyrä on tehnyt pitkän työn,
kaivanut koloaan läpi päivän, yön.
Väsyneenä ahkeraan eloonsa pimeään,
uuvuksissa painaa uneen pään.

Kuulee pienen pillin tuo,
se kutsuu karjaa kaitsijansa luo.
Emo ohjaa katrasta karjan,
kasvu verkkaista kuin mättäällä marjan.

Niityn alla on myyrällä kolo,
illan tullessa niin raukea olo.
Paimenen soitto vaimenee myös,
karja jo kaukana uniensa yös.

Pellolle herää harmajasiipi,
ääneti illassa myyrän kololle hiipi.
Tunsi kai tämä petojen suku,
kohtalon kouran kun myyrä ei nuku.

Myyrällä unessaan heinistä kehto,
rauhassa jälleen on niittyinen lehto.
Unissaan nytkin voimia kerää,
aamu varhainen jälleen uutena herää

I appreciate the effort, that's a D on confindence, though.

first non-native to say thirteen correctly, but you fucked up with

Mämmi

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Try this latin paragraph

Otium est mendacium. Non tantum passionem consummare.
Per passionem virtutem.
Per vires vis.
Viribus in victoriam.
Victoria per vincula mea sunt lapides grandinis.
Quod potest liberat me

perkele
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I have no prior knowledge on the pronunciation so sorry if I fucked up