Be a kid

>be a kid
>think Pamela Anderson has big boobs
>adults and media talk about how big they are with lots of jokes being made
>grow up
>half of random women on the street and a good chunk of high school girls have her beat, but are not considered to have "ridiculous" huge breasts

>I believed some hype
>20 years later I'll start a thread about it
You obviously haven't had your full daily dose of nigger semen. KYS.

/lgbt/ is leak

don't you understand this thread is an excuse to post huge tits

They looked pretty big when she got "naked" on SNL and literally every american male in you're time zone was jerking it at the same time.

>be a kid
>WOW THAT PAMELA ANDERSON HAS SOME HUGE TITS
>grow up
>they were actually average in size

pic unrelated

Bigger than Pam Anderson on Baywatch. Pam got some bigger implants later.

I still maintain that the new Baywatch movie should have cast some actress with absurdly huge fake tits and play it as satire of the old show.

>not realizing that 'big' in Hollywood is a C

imagine

It's because women are fatter now. That's what breasts are.

It was due to the rise of fake tits
There were inumerous women with larger breasts before her, but natural. Pam was used as "look, this is what you can be now!"

It takes a lot of guts for a tranny to pose next to a curvaceous real woman like that. Much respect for Jaime.

Well the one with the biggest rack is the one who wears that fucking top that holds her whole upper torso.
The blonde had more of a bra and the tan one had a one piece.

We could have saved her.

Everybody got fatter. I know a ten year old with bigger tits now than Pamela Anderson ever had, just because she's fat as fuck.

There aren't that many women with implants, and it's pretty easy to tell when they have them and don't, especially in the bigger sizes.

She's pretty much recovered now.

that already exists though, it's called Son of the Beach

>Son of the Beach

Eh. Still too small.

I know that's Lolo Ferrari but do you know what appear this was?

Afraid not, found it on Tumblr.

She's 30 going on 45 dude. She may look better than she did at 25 but she still looks god awful for her age.

>This meme again
Literally spouted by skinny chicks who think "h-haha, I might have minuscule tits, but that's because I'm skinny, only fat girls have big tits amirite?" and fat ones that think "h-haha, I might be fat but at least I have big tits, if I was skinny I'd be flat amirite?" by delluding themselves into thinking girls can't be both big-boobed and slim to compensate for not having both attributes.

She was perfect

Also girls nowadays have huge tits because of what they eat

What a beauty!

She looks like a pretty average 30 year old red head. They don't age well. Even if she had never done any drugs she wouldn't look much better at this point.

This board is supposed to be about movies and tv, you silly child.

She actually looked pretty good before all the surgeries. I realize the left photo might include some breast implant/augmentation but she didn't have to go full retard and fuck up her face and get beach ball tits.

>Sup Forums is about movies and tv
get a load of this pleb

no fuck off thicc fag. Only fat girls get big tits. Have you ever seen a skinny stick girl with big tits? No it's always some thiccfag tit cow even the "skinny" ones have a big pot belly and stretch marks from getting impregnated and eating like a horse for 9 months.

What do fake tits feel like?

We need more black tittymonsters and bimbos.

Scratch that, we need more bimbos.

Someone post the woman with jawbreaker-like tits

>Have you ever seen a skinny stick girl with big tits?
I feel as if you are attempting reverse psychology but I don't really care.

I've got you covered, mate.

>thicc fag
Lmao, you just don't see the irony, do you? The "only fat girls have big tits" meme is literally pushed by fat girls who want to equate being overweight to having curves. You don't know about female anatomy and you are ironically reproducing the thicc meme yourself.

Shame she had them reduced. Should be a fucking crime.

Bimbofication needs to be an obligation for every woman.

My older sister is skinny and she's got fucking huge tits

It's my sister so it'd be weird for me to ask the size, but from what I've seen she has to be at least DD

docs are getting better at making implants look real. You can still spot the differences but at least they dont look like two water balloons bolted on

pic related: berpl went from B -> E/F

Incest between a brother and sister is hot. Even hotter if its sister/sister, or mother/daughter.

When you touch them, are they soft and pillowy or are they firm and heavy and pillowy?

What do bobs feel like?

Hormones in the water. Its also the reason you are a huge faggot now

Daddy/daughter is the patrician's incest fantasy.

They're still pretty dang big.

Like warm bags of salty pennies.

You must be young.
DD is a meme, it isn't huge, it's one size bigger than D.
And D is average nowadays in some countries like the US or the UK (admittably due to fat chicks, DD is still great on skinny chicks but nothing ridiculously large).

I was into inc stories when I was like 13-14 but that was only hot between other related people

I've looked at her in a towel and underwear growing up but I've never really been into actual incest
The thought of my own family never did anything for me, I just liked the taboo of the stories

bigger tits ain't gonna fix that mclovin face

Pamela must be the most overrated woman in history.

>Bimbofication needs to be an obligation for every woman.
Just go fuck a blowup doll homo. I'll never understand how people fetishize plastic surgery nightmares.

I was walking past my sister in a winter coat and my elbow accidentally grazed her boob. Even through the layers of clothes, I could still feel their softness. There's nothing in the world like them.

its the shit tier tattoos that ruin her for me

I've met a lot of skinny girls with big boobs. Even dated one. Look up Lara Stone.

Big tits + being thin is goat

But they could be bigger. Goddamn is she hot though.

that's a given

>be 12
>notice that this girl in my class has some seriously big round titties
>grow up
>she looks almost flat

Obviously you weren't more than a fetus in the 90's. I spilled so much sperm to pam and jenny mccarthy in the dialup days.
Shame about Pamela now. Doesn't even look like her anymore.

That surely would have been RAUNCHY and PISS-LAUIGHINGLY fun

I don't know I only ever went out with chestlets

Pro tip: low self esteem is your friend

I've brushed against them and she has pressed them against me a lot when hugging and things like that, but I've never fondled them or anything like that.
They pretty firm and heavy when their resting on your neck at least

I'm not that young but I sure do have a limited experience with women

After a quick image search I realize you're absolutely right and I'd have to say she looks more like an F or something

They look like fucking tumours. Lumpy, stretched, mishappen.

google Maria Swan

thank me later

It's hard to keep them perfectly round at a certain size.

I was born in 91, and what does that have to do with anything? I still see pictures of her from back then, and she looks like your average porn slut, nothing special. Wouldn't fap to.

Breasts are actually tissue

I love big heavy milky chestcannons

Lucie Wilde.

The low boob-self esteem of my chestlet ex-gf was the worst.

>They're so small user, don't you wish they were bigger?
Well actually they're incredibly soft and smooth and perky and sensitive and I love touching and sucking them, as you might have noticed by how much I do it. But keep mentioning it a hundred more times and I might think about what I'm missing out on since I haven't touched anyone else's but yours.

Imagine having a 5" dick and constantly reminding your gf of how small it is instead of owning it. How stupid do you have to be.

meme remake of classic TV show about big titted chicks running around in skimpy swimsuits. replaces all that with two beefy faggots making dick jokes. general surprise and incredulity when it fucking bombs....

fat redistribution vs. stuffing in two silicone bags. hug cost difference though so poorbitches still go for the silicone bags.

did you ever see them?

water balloons

>Imagine having a 5" dick and constantly reminding your gf of how small it is
I did that with the only gf I ever had. I also almost never got it up and reacted to it by saying it's so small anyway what's the point.

Yes, we're only 2 years apart and my parents only had us so we were very close growing up

I've seen them when swimming a few times and I've seen her get out of the shower and I've walked in on her naked a number of times
She has seen me completely naked as well

I haven't seen them in a while though since she moved into the city to study
But I have a few friends who live there so I sometimes stay over at her place when I hang out with them, mostly on weekends

She does still walk around in panties and tank tops/t shirts with no bra when I'm there just like I walk around in my underwear since it still feels like home

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That's harsh, you need to sort yourself out

like a bag of sand

Ever held a "chicken fillet" from a padded bra?

they werent putting so much growth hormones and other trash in milk and everything else kids eat.

Only true patricians do.

>you're

Americlap education, folks

Why would you want them perfectly round? No natural tit looks perfectly round.

What would those lips feel like around you're peepee?

i felt a strippers fake tits a while ago

they sucked

nothing like real tits at all, literally felt like a water balloon under skin. I'd choose small boobs over fake boobs any day and i'm a tit guy.

>tfw in between her most recent surgeries Amy Anderssen had these perfect medium sized boobs
>now she's back to ridiculous bullshit

>tfw titguy but never felt a booob

who is this

She's backto huge tits? Fuck yes.

bag of sand

I wouldn't mind finding out. For science.

she got a reduction

mommy

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