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mug edition

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What do british people discuss in their /generals/ usually?

hate racists

pakis

poos and wanks

'nutha glass for oneself onethinks

foots all cut up from my cat

want an anime gf

abortion

aaaaarrrrrggghhhh

>tfw 40kb/s

need a shave but not going to

scissoring and anal fissures

willys and poos

how much we hate belgium mostly

love art that requires skill

haven't wanked in a week and have no urge to

slags, crisps, greggs, chipper etc.

america, communism, fascism, radical centrism, advice, storytelling, UK politics, racialism and/or racism, music, movies, games, banter.

that about covers it me thinks

i made that

>yank friend asks me why we eat a full english for breakfast
>explain to him that it's rarely eaten as a breakfast
>he then gets confused by the beans

ah yes the yanks

only a matter of time desu

wanked so much ive hurt my willy

and now?

same lad

lost all interest in the only girl i've ever really fancied and now there's just no sexual drive in me at all

prefer this one

google the randiest shit you can and keep going until your willy explodes

genuinely believe l don't care

dont want to

want to spray acid all over your face for saying this

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Confirmed - CasualUK meet up / London / 20th January 2018. self.CasualUK

Submitted 5 hours ago by WhiffersJeremy don't smile like that, you're not James Bond. - announcement

Morning!!

Plenty of interest in the meet up which is fantastic. Just to confirm, it is on!

When

Saturday 20th January from 3pm onwards.

Where

The Porterhouse in Covent Garden. I'm going to try and book an area for us. It's a bit of a maze inside but I'll keep erryone updated where we are.

How do I find you?!

I have made a Whatsapp group this morning for anyone who wants to join, get a bit of chat going before meeting and so we can co-ordinate who is meeting who / where and when.

PM me with your number if you want to join the group and I can add you!

Look forward to meeting some new faces and seeing some old faces again.

forget that kiss!!

wont be going

stop banging on about x

wahey lads lets all go down there and show those reddit cunts what real /brit/boys are about

sha'nt

going to pm my number now

lmao

no lmao

...

Donald trump is a fucking embarassment tbqh with you lads

agreed

Might cop this shirt desu

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did you know that australia is just oldham

>agreed

will be there

do this to my gf often and she loves it and acts all cute

nah he's a good lad
puts scumbag journalists in their place

looks like more northern ireland iibph

Fuck drumpf and fuck brexit if I'm completely honest lads

not soon enough

whenever i see nonce shit like this i get the urge to punch the little girl and kick them in the head. always wanted to choke slam a nonce through a table too. think i watched too much wrestling growing up haha x

this but unironically

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arooo normaloid

>this but unironically

...

just ordered a subscription to Onlinemagazin

Singapore is rorke's ideal though

You basically live under a corporatist quasi-fascist state

if you have a gf I don't understand why you are here if im honest

What can a Alberto do to get a nasty slag gf?

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still don't see the point in brexit

anus is ripe for a pozzing

remember having a nightmare like this once

rorke doesn't support corporatism

Buy her a WKD

gfs are shit

>you seem a bit overqualified for the role

imagine it's going to be like uploading your consciousness into a mutually compatible plane for you and your way-foo
like in that horror game SOMA

I have one
I don't understand why I'm here either

we're not sadacts who come to Sup Forums for the sole purpose of whinging about not having a gf so why wouldn't we?

Sissy brit bwahs

depends on the rorke
But Singapore is more NRx than Alt Right

he does, subconsciously or otherwise

going to stab myself in the neck if l don't hear anything about Evangelion 4.0 soon

hungry

miss the /eire/ shits who made all the good gimmicks here
trinity and juniper and that
ps elbow just been devoured by a mosquito eaten whole just became an amputee

Hello, it's me, /brit/'s biggest rorke.

anime

dad just called me a soyboy for selecting bulbasaur in pokemon blue

alri josie

jigglypuffffff jiggalyyyyypuff

alri im pished as a soggy towel and got work in 4 hours lmao

>i dont pick the pokemon that's on the cover

The King is dead;
Long live the King!

fell asleep at this post

NB due to the quality

what is it that makes yanks so tedious
i can't put my finger on it

had to google NB to find out what this meant

>Ethnic Absolute Monarchy
>Religious Conservative Nationalism
>Autocratic Capitalism

*hisses and claws you both across the face with one swipe*
*you scamper away squealing hysterically, the last of your territory and dignity lost*
aaarooo

NB stands for nota bene which is latin for "note well"

feel like I've posted this before

what do you expect from a people that live in a country with every biome but prefer to sit in and watch tv

NB stands for "not bad" as in "good"

go to bed

thank you

they don't teach this stuff in schools

youtu.be/D4JmrXKccgI

just exhibited major autism in front of two female colleagues
scared to go back into the office now

absolutely not possible im just going to grin and bear it (hangover) at work lmao im gunner see like 2 people tomorrow anyway