mug edition
/brit/
What do british people discuss in their /generals/ usually?
hate racists
pakis
poos and wanks
'nutha glass for oneself onethinks
foots all cut up from my cat
want an anime gf
abortion
aaaaarrrrrggghhhh
>tfw 40kb/s
need a shave but not going to
scissoring and anal fissures
willys and poos
how much we hate belgium mostly
love art that requires skill
haven't wanked in a week and have no urge to
slags, crisps, greggs, chipper etc.
america, communism, fascism, radical centrism, advice, storytelling, UK politics, racialism and/or racism, music, movies, games, banter.
that about covers it me thinks
i made that
>yank friend asks me why we eat a full english for breakfast
>explain to him that it's rarely eaten as a breakfast
>he then gets confused by the beans
ah yes the yanks
only a matter of time desu
wanked so much ive hurt my willy
and now?
same lad
lost all interest in the only girl i've ever really fancied and now there's just no sexual drive in me at all
prefer this one
google the randiest shit you can and keep going until your willy explodes
genuinely believe l don't care
dont want to
want to spray acid all over your face for saying this
x
Confirmed - CasualUK meet up / London / 20th January 2018. self.CasualUK
Submitted 5 hours ago by WhiffersJeremy don't smile like that, you're not James Bond. - announcement
Morning!!
Plenty of interest in the meet up which is fantastic. Just to confirm, it is on!
When
Saturday 20th January from 3pm onwards.
Where
The Porterhouse in Covent Garden. I'm going to try and book an area for us. It's a bit of a maze inside but I'll keep erryone updated where we are.
How do I find you?!
I have made a Whatsapp group this morning for anyone who wants to join, get a bit of chat going before meeting and so we can co-ordinate who is meeting who / where and when.
PM me with your number if you want to join the group and I can add you!
Look forward to meeting some new faces and seeing some old faces again.
forget that kiss!!
wont be going
stop banging on about x
wahey lads lets all go down there and show those reddit cunts what real /brit/boys are about
sha'nt
going to pm my number now
lmao
no lmao
...
Donald trump is a fucking embarassment tbqh with you lads
agreed
Might cop this shirt desu
did you know that australia is just oldham
>agreed
will be there
do this to my gf often and she loves it and acts all cute
nah he's a good lad
puts scumbag journalists in their place
looks like more northern ireland iibph
Fuck drumpf and fuck brexit if I'm completely honest lads
not soon enough
whenever i see nonce shit like this i get the urge to punch the little girl and kick them in the head. always wanted to choke slam a nonce through a table too. think i watched too much wrestling growing up haha x
this but unironically
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arooo normaloid
>this but unironically
...
just ordered a subscription to Onlinemagazin
Singapore is rorke's ideal though
You basically live under a corporatist quasi-fascist state
if you have a gf I don't understand why you are here if im honest
What can a Alberto do to get a nasty slag gf?
still don't see the point in brexit
anus is ripe for a pozzing
remember having a nightmare like this once
rorke doesn't support corporatism
Buy her a WKD
gfs are shit
>you seem a bit overqualified for the role
imagine it's going to be like uploading your consciousness into a mutually compatible plane for you and your way-foo
like in that horror game SOMA
I have one
I don't understand why I'm here either
we're not sadacts who come to Sup Forums for the sole purpose of whinging about not having a gf so why wouldn't we?
Sissy brit bwahs
depends on the rorke
But Singapore is more NRx than Alt Right
he does, subconsciously or otherwise
going to stab myself in the neck if l don't hear anything about Evangelion 4.0 soon
hungry
miss the /eire/ shits who made all the good gimmicks here
trinity and juniper and that
ps elbow just been devoured by a mosquito eaten whole just became an amputee
Hello, it's me, /brit/'s biggest rorke.
anime
dad just called me a soyboy for selecting bulbasaur in pokemon blue
alri josie
jigglypuffffff jiggalyyyyypuff
alri im pished as a soggy towel and got work in 4 hours lmao
>i dont pick the pokemon that's on the cover
The King is dead;
Long live the King!
fell asleep at this post
NB due to the quality
what is it that makes yanks so tedious
i can't put my finger on it
had to google NB to find out what this meant
>Ethnic Absolute Monarchy
>Religious Conservative Nationalism
>Autocratic Capitalism
*hisses and claws you both across the face with one swipe*
*you scamper away squealing hysterically, the last of your territory and dignity lost*
aaarooo
NB stands for nota bene which is latin for "note well"
feel like I've posted this before
what do you expect from a people that live in a country with every biome but prefer to sit in and watch tv
NB stands for "not bad" as in "good"
go to bed
thank you
they don't teach this stuff in schools
just exhibited major autism in front of two female colleagues
scared to go back into the office now
absolutely not possible im just going to grin and bear it (hangover) at work lmao im gunner see like 2 people tomorrow anyway