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*points to the sign* edition

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A wacky Bruce man has arrived.

>pass brexit
>all the shitkins stay
>economy is totally BTFO
brits never cease to amaze

will be using this one

eating the final mince pie

Have got one of those zero hour contract bartender jobs where you work in events

Got the job two months ago but havent done a days work, because I think they just expect you to know what to do when I dont have a clue

>Barbican
>£52,000 AVERAGE salary
fucking hell
wis i was a londoner

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BLACK GENES, HALF BLACK HOES

anime

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fuck women

>wis i was a londoner
did he actually mean this?

woof haha

How very...trumpian of a post

fuck off haha

What a thoroughly....trumpesque post

you mean why wouldnt it?

Once automation fully kicks in it will greatly divide the rich and the poor, with the rich making money off the labour drones and the rest not having any jobs or income. if there isnt some serious action taken things may go horribly wrong

glad i stopped for a meatbread break starting to feel a bit ill
hit enter after this and thought it would post haha what am i

woof woof *spanks you on your ass

sounds like a great time to kick out the nonwhites

anime?

A thoroughly trumpian post

missed by one stop

reuters.com/article/us-markets-bitcoin-israel/israel-proposes-ban-on-trading-shares-of-cryptocurrency-companies-idUSKBN1ET1NT

oy vey goy WE'RE supposed to be the ones who control the banks

who here saw alan get DESTROYED by thainonce earlier?

need to shit

what game is he playing

>automation will take all jobs

*automates a kick on the back of your head*

[Florence]
This is an all too familiar scene

[Anatoly]
Life imperceptibly coming between

[Both]
Those whose love is as strong
As it could or should be

[Florence]
I'd give the world
To stay just as we are--
It's better by far

[Both]
Not to be too wise
As we realize
There was truth
And there were lies

[Anatoly]
Knowing I want you
Knowing I love you
Cannot compare to my despair
Knowing I've lost you

[Florence]
I've been a fool to allow
Dreams to become
Great expectations

Antoly:
How can I love you so much
Yet make no move?

[Both]
There will be days and nights
When I'll want you
More than I'll want to

[Both]
More than I should
Oh, how I love you

[Both]
You and I
We've seen it all
Chasing our hearts' desire
But we go on pretending
Stories like ours
Have happy endings

[Anatoly]
You could not give me
More than you gave me
I dont know why
I'm standing by
Watching this happen

[Florence]
I won't look back any more
And if I do--
Just for a moment

[Anatoly]
I can't imagine time
When I won't care

[Both]
But here we are today
And it's over
Hold me and tell me
We'll meet again--
One happy moment

You and I
We've seen it all
Chasing our hearts' desire
But we go on pretending
Stories like ours
Have happy endings

ironically it will only take the poor's jobs

*rams a huge n*gger poo shit stain you butthole

Could automate your shitposts with a bot already.

nah it'll be funny when all the yuppies have their finance jobs taken
will have a hearty laugh at those neoliberal worms

i love it

caralad you dense ballbag ill have you for lunch

once automation kicks in, a universal basic income will become almost inevitable

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serious lack of slags rn

obviously not all the jobs but a great portion of em
ubi when?

oh yeah we can have machines to automate the economy like in caverns of steel
the poor will have to be turned into soylent though i'm afraid

>A thoroughly trumpian post

I DON'T FUCK WITH NO OLD HOES, ONLY NEW HOES

you do realise universal basic income is a neoliberals wet dream? dumb commie retard

will turn your rear end into soylent

not really, /r/neoliberal always have to sperg rage about how NIT is better than UBI

0161 postin a slag

just got a stiffy imaging the oneitis peeing on me in the bath

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you going to inject your soy-batter into it, soyman?

changed room to optimise my posting

the poor should be killed

honestly might just flap my hands about

have absolutely no care about the goals of certain movements, just know whats right and what will benefit the country and ubi is one of them

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if nobody has a job how would NIT work?
anyway reddit anything is never a good example of what people really think

did you do it haha

Trying to learn programming but I'm only 1 lesson in and already feeling overwhelmed

yeah both at once lmfao

Not gonna lie, it hurt my feeling and still hurts. He is dead to me tbqh.

why does it being someone's wet dream matter

ah yes surely the majority of the population having no occupation can in no way go horribly wrong

I am a degree 6 zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women repulse me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never come true. I will never know true love.

This post evoked a truly...trumpesque feeling.

no missed it what happened

imagine technology is invented that takes 80% of jobs like some people suggest will happen
UBI means that some megacorp will pay scraps to the average person while they basically take over every industry

going to inject my special sauce into it with my very special syringe

actual brainlet

just do 1 lesson a day then

racist

>I trust the wealthy 1% who will own all the robots in the future who do all the work to redistribute the spoils to the rest of the population fairly!

*taps the sign whilst giving you a disapproving look*

bigot

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ahh fuckin el

oo-er

mate take a hard look at yourself in the mirror, you come to a virgin forum to seek validation, then lose your shit when your fragile ego crumbles after a light breeze blows you. You aren't as "alpha" or as much as an "international playboy" as you think you are

Work on your ego and insecurities

Alan popped off at thaibender for some reason and thainonce just brushed him off

Desperately lonely due to ugliness and paranoia

britain cries out for fascism

hey buddy that's a little fucking dog

im talking about a post automated society where things will be a lot worse if people arent guaranteed a living wage

>NATIONALISE IT

>youtube.com/watch?v=0habxsuXW4g

NOTHING has been right since she left

*Hits you over the head with the fucking sign*

Howling that people think the poor will be getting fucked by automation. They actually already have been/are getting. The next major casualties will be white collar workers who do meaningless jobs in offices, even lawyers and some medical staff. The only safe industry is the service industry because people don't want their hair cut by robots.

>DA RISH PEEPO R ALL EBILL

The tongue in cheek nature of my posts is clear to anyone with half a brain. Shall not comment further on the incident. He's just dead to me.

>i.4cdn.org/a/1514949799864.jpg

thoughts on this anime?

yeah finance will be the first to go

Alan is based berber.

what type are you, lads?

love are alan

hording billions of dollars whilst others starve is immoral

that's why we kill all of them
if you thought what a few SJWs with too much time on their hands turned our media into was bad, imagine when 95% of the population does nothing all day
idleness is the root of all sins

canyou link it then ffs, i was here when alan posted thailad's 10 year old vids yesterday

Haha if you want to avoid the impending AI/automation bots stealing your livelihood just become fantastically wealthy! Seriously though almost everyone who currently thinks they're on a 'useful' degree or whatever is going to be useless inside a decade or 2.

who is the nog

VERY windy out

i left around 12 (your time) did thailad lose his patience with alan's passive-aggressiveness?

>DEY WHORD DA BILLONZ AND DA POUR STARV

nah alan was just vying to thaibender's attention and thaitwat just brushed him off, Alan's not worth his time