/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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HELOOOO OOO OOO OOOO!

Reminder that there are new episode descriptions uploaded on SHOTIME's website

Part 9: This is the chair. (July 9, 2017)
Part 10: Laura is the one. (July 16, 2017)
Part 11: There’s fire where you are going. (July 23, 2017)
Part 12: Let’s rock. (July 30, 2017)

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Grapes.

Rhonda best girl but Janey-E is a tough dame.

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Best girl

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Diana, Agent 4'7" here. I've received the contracts

Evil Coop is using the billionare from mullholand drive to try and stop coop. Initially he used his funds to create the glass box so at the exact moment that the entity in the glass box appears, Coop would appear there and immediately get murdered. Thus Bob would not have to return to the lodge.

The eyeless lady stops this though and he is saved yet again and replaced with dougie, which was also a contingency plan created by Bob in case his plan failed. He is with dougie now and with this information had sent assassins hired by lorraine to kill Coop. She did not kill him in the allotted time so he kills her and this connection is confirmed with the billionare and the envelope.

This means that Coop is now in danger because he knows that the other spirits of the lodge are trying to bring Bob back. Why? Because he has not returned in a long time denying Mike and the man from another place's gargambozia.

This to me is definitely what is happening.

Thoughts?

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Those are some nice grapes if you catch my meaning

my meaning

Anybody else want more James?

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tf is this

Like zoinks Scoob, will the gang break me out of prison for 3 scooby snacks?

>Evil Coop is using the billionare from mullholand drive to
stopped reading their. not only is this shared universe shit not happening, mr roque doesn't even necessarily "exist" within the context of twin peaks

>Agent 4'7"
kek

>Midget runs at you

Seems like this to me too (pretty obvious too). The question is how jeffries, major briggs, shaggy and others fit into the story. Coordinates to what does evil coop want? How'd dougies ring get into the corpse?

from next episode

Joe Rogan?

chip?

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>Yes /tpg/, Everyone's LYNCHED

Thanks
What's 7 and 8? I'm on nowtv not showtime cos britfag

I don't know his name, I called him that because that's what I know him from, I'm not saying he's LITERALLY the character from MD.

What the fuck?

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Is he actually a midget? He seem rather tall for a midget

Anyone else find retard coop scenes so fucking comfy?

tall midget innit

explain please

so fucking comfy

comfy as my little dick inside a hot cherry pie

tallest midget ever

>jumps over

nevermind, i apologize, you mean patrick fischler and are assuming he is the billionaire. i thought you mean mr. roque would be revealed as the billionaire.

LOST

man he means this guy

I wish I could be as happy and well adjusted as him

>he hasn't read the book yet

almost a HellloOOoooooO

are you David Lynch? are you the one creating the new threads

2 rides

Yeah they haven't said his name.

I think you would have to quit the internet first

Part 7: There's a body all right
Part 8: Gotta light?

do you think dougie's boss is going to kill him with boxing

or is dougiecoop going to kill him with boxing after learning boxing from dougie's boss poster

quit the internet first

>Part 8: Gotta light?
little smoking fucking babies

Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

he needs the boss to knock the light back into him

those grapes

>implying Showtime will ever relinquish the Twin Peaks license from their greedy claws
They're already selling merch in the store, even if it flops they won't hand the IP over to Netflix.

good meme

over to Netflix

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Is he right?

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Do we know the budget of season 3? I genuinely curious.

Welp, time to kill myself.

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Also I can't imagine the Netflix audience of normies will like it. The Adventures of Retard Coop & Kids Getting Run Over by Trucks isn't exactly Stranger Things.

really makes me want run a kid over

coops drawing ladder

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Why is it taking forever to get some answers? More mysteries lead to more mysteries and we get no development. We're 1/3 way through and all we get is more questions as each episode is released.

I hope we get at least some fucking answers in the next few episodes. It took them two episodes to show Diane and then she only appeared for 30 seconds.

It's so fucking slow. And now that we have more questions,this means our answers will be rushed and crammed into a few episodes.

Please for the love of God let somehthing actually happen in the next episode. 6 episodes is more than enough to set the story,now let us please progress.

Stranger Things

stop it why are you doing this

Ladder and stairs represent ascension to another level of being.

What the fuck

I heard a report of $100 million for 18 episodes a while ago but can't find it again. It's probably less, like $60 million

OH FUCK
IT'S LIKE POETRY

HOLY
SHIT
THIS MUST BE RELATED TO THE NECK SLICE FROM THE FACELESS LADY

Doubie Jones is one thicc bih!?!?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=A1Wm4kG6ON8

I need a gif of this as a 3 parter. First him telling the kid to walk through as seen here, Second, kid getting ran over, and Third, the driver holding his head in shame

I don't understand the complaint. I watch the series because I enjoy it- almost every moment of it. I don't watch it to get "answers" as soon as possible.

maybe this is not for you.

This

I can't even think of that many "answers" I'm really itching to get. The plot just kind of rolls out at its own pace. It will make all the sense it needs to. Fucking plebians.

I though they were blueberries ffs
tfw naomi teaches dougie sex

Seriously what the fuck was up with the extras in this scene it's like it was intentionally terrible

Cooper is mindfucked so we don't have someone to put to together all the clues to move the story along. Also, David Lynch doesn't like explaining shit, he didn't even want the Laura Palmer murder to ever be solved.

There was Moby within the crowd

>ah yes, very lynchian

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shadilay shadilay la mia libertà
shadilay shadilay oh no

>Hawk still isnt the lead character
What the fuck is Lynch doing

even when he wasnt in seasons 1 and 2 it's not like he ever went full exposition mode and explained things to us. lynch characters always keep a reserve of things left unsaid, the viewer is not going to be fed all the answers because probably david doesn't even have them. try not to watch this as a regular cop show.

oh noes
le me per de ro

that bothered me a bit

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just be glad that he's the lead character of a subplot.

actually I didn't even think about it.

There is simply no "answer" at all that we so disperately need to enjoy the moment to moment progression and the "surprises"

The overall plot progression is slow but that is not a flaw per se

now lynch is provoking the autists

Agree with these. Normies think that muh plot progression and muh character development are the only two things that make a story great. Also ADHD kids watching with smartphones in their hands can't handle the slow pace or appreciate the shovel painting scene because they need to be constantly gratified with surprises and things flashing in front of them to capture their attention.

thank mr jackpots

YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

I can't tell if it's meant to be depressing or hilarious. Sad music plays as the mother of the kid that got hit holds his dead body but all the extras and just how the scene is shot in general is fucking hilarious.

Even the parts leading up to it are funny.

DAKOTA

Joe rogan, your eggs look terrible.